very good tweet, or skeet, or scoot, or whatever posts on this website are called. anyway, didn't think EW had this kind of sneak attack in them. good on the audience team over there.

this is much funnier if you know what a “bull” is

Ticketmaster CEO asks to be beaten up

so we're just going along with it?

people say Bluesky is an ideological bubble, but if I’m getting notifications like this, I’d say it’s broadening its base pretty quickly

We reported this first. No credit from the Post. Our story: www.washingtonian.com/2025/09/23/l...

It's almost as though America has a very bad political system that must be fundamentally reworked.

Albany will knife you when you're not expecting it

pre-ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, this is how it is 1. There Will Be Blood 2. Phantom Thread 3. Boogie Nights 4. Licorice Pizza 5. The Master 6. Magnolia 7. Punch-Drunk Love 8. Inherent Vice 9. Hard Eight usual disclaimers: i am correct in all rankings; all rankings are final until they're not

made some bread

must-read from @rjritzel.bsky.social on some very bitchy antics by the Kennedy Center's day-to-day boss www.washingtonian.com/2025/09/23/l...

Politico deleted the original post to provide “more specific context” than “the autism problem.”

if only DC had gotten the Olympics

Fedora Phil strikes again!

L'shana tovah, friendo

Lindsey Halligan, the unexperienced attorney Trump wants to be the top henchwoman/prosecutor in EDVA has spent a bunch of this year as the White House’s Smithsonian censor…so this isn’t great! wapo.st/42GUKHA

finally, the Spider-Man movie franchise is honoring the legacy of the hit Broadway musical!

dudes rock

Just gonna get ahead of the fray and throw down my pre-One Battle After Another PTA ranking: 1. There Will Be Blood 2. Phantom Thread 3. Boogie Nights 4. Licorice Pizza 5. The Master 6. Magnolia 7. Punch-Drunk Love 8. Inherent Vice 9. Hard Eight feel free to predict where I’ll slot in the new one

doctor president is back

brawndo's got what plants crave

even my cold, Eagles-hating heart cannot deny a blocked FG and a fat-guy touchdown to end the game. sigh…go birds

all the times Cava’s messed up my order, they never do this

this is just fucking weird now

all I want is the luxury pansexual space communism that Star Trek promises

Anyone who signs this pledge is not a journalist.

doesn’t even get you into the centurion lounge tho

why can’t I just walk up to a movie theater and see what’s playing?

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

look he loves the power to murder people. it’s as simple as that.

Want to know why arts criticism matters? It’s sentences like these that offer withering, unsparing assessments that expose a work’s flaws with plenty of wit and no hesitation.

this is judge-speak for "shut up. sit yo monkey ass down" storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Millennials, who’ve been propping this economy up for the past 20 years, should stage our own revenge on the generations above and below us.

current work music until further notice

This is wrong in several ways (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social, @petebuttigieg.bsky.social, Dean Withers ...) but I want to call one out specifically: Kirk's model wasn't "open debate"; it was owning sputtering young liberals and making viral content from it wapo.st/47ORq0L

Solid material tonight from Colbert, Seth & Jon Stewart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdGL... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGpY... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GXN... Watch the Seth clip if you like farting effects and the Stewart clip if you like Jon Stewart shouting. Jimmy Fallon also has a late-night show.

RFK Jr. is objectively pro-disease, pro-illness and pro-child death.

JD Vance admitted to CNN a week after the debate he made the cats-eating thing up and said he’d keep making shit up and our industry just shrugged it off, so on some level we deserve what we get.

someone hack atlassian again please. the new trello layout sucks

Sabrina Carpenter pulling double duty is the easiest SNL hosting decision in years

Woody Allen endorsing Andrew Cuomo (and saying nice things about Epstein) on Bari Weiss's podcast just days before Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur feels like some kind of trap

good jumping-in point to this live coverage from Martin, whose distaste for Congressional oversight hearings of DC is matched only by, well, my distaste for Congressional oversight hearings of DC

The Republican Party as it is currently constituted will destroy the United States — politically, economically, socially and culturally. The democratic reform of our federal system isn't only justified in itself, but necessary to force its moderation into a party compatible with liberal democracy.

“We will continue put students before political indoctrination agendas,” says the elected official threatening schools that didn’t pause everything to memorialize his fellow ideological traveler.

I worry this is an unrealistic goal but I really hope Mark is proven right here

Poll confirms that being used as a human shield fucking sucks