do they know birds are still gonna shit all over this?

they did this because kids can’t read

Asking Hegseth if war makes him feel like a man is lowkey the best and most pertinent question any journalist has asked him since he became Secretary of Defense. www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/p...

King Charles should reconquer our stupid arses when he visits next week. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/int...

The War On Drugs LP6 is coming and there's Bi-Phase on fucking everything stereogum.com/2496637/adam...

as I’ve said before, Aaron Taylor-Johnson should never play James Bond but he should 100 percent play a major henchman who gets kicked off a building or thrown into a smelting pit by James Bond www.screendaily.com/reviews/fuze...

doffing my cap at whoever gave their first-place vote to Mitch

fucked up times we live in when i feel bad for Red Sox fans having to see an AI slopaganda version of Fenway

We’ve made a new addition to the Press Box used bookstore pantheon on our Instagram page. www.instagram.com/pressboxring...

hey remind me what happened to the Department of War between 1918 and 1920

back at it after four days of a nasty sinus attack hevy.com/workout/fZoe...

I don’t know how you don’t call the time out there

Need some of that holy Villanova power rn

Playoff Josh is activated

WWE replaced the Undertaker with a different guy after the Raw Era

this is dumber than the Jets coach who used Madden ratings to evaluate picks

can’t wait to see how the Minions help Kenesaw Mountain Landis turn Major League Baseball into a legally immune behemoth of capitalistic terror

as usual for the genre, the latest "movies are too long nowadays" rant is as insufferably plodding as it accuses movies of being www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/o...

Rarely seen any entity more proudly say “yes, we are the baddies!” than Palantir did today

Julian is silly but he’s always been a real one

Knicks in 5

Money Mitch came to play tonight

Knicks start out doing Knicks things…also Knicks things

Put West Side Story back in theaters when it doesn’t have to compete against that triple Spider-Man bullshit

i would pay $35,000 to watch Jill Biden explain Heated Rivalry to the former president

i can’t believe I have to do a Work Ben/Cinema Bro Ben post, but fine: 1. This seems like a very normal federal tax filing by a young married couple with no children who filed jointly 2. Mira Nair’s highest-grossing film topped out at $30 million. We’re not talking Nolan money here.

please don't pin this on the Knicks or Knicks fans, because even if we somehow—improbably—win it all, we're still gonna hate Dolan's guts

Look RDJ hasn’t used his Tropic Thunder voice in nearly 20 years. Let the man live, already—he’s an Oscar-winner now!

why does the space force need to spend so much money on writing a song when this exists? youtu.be/ljiVRV5B5i8?...

LIV and let die

This isn’t dispiriting because it’s about a movie being made with AI. It’s dispiriting because it’s such an intellectually and creatively vacuous movie being made with AI.

it’s weird because he gives off such strong Zed and the Gimp vibes

Millennial men learned how to do non-toxic masculinity from Jackass.

hopefully this will not be the last time Mel Brooks enters the Criterion Collection

after Transportation Secretary Sean from Real World Boston and Spencer Pratt running for mayor of LA, Dems could finally nominate a reality TV himbo of their own

Peacock wouldn’t crash like that

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

As usual, the Lena Dunham discourse is far more annoying than anything Lena (or Hannah) did.

except the team of @alanzilberman.bsky.social, @rorawks.bsky.social and me didn't make the cut so don't watch this fucking bullshit pls

I initially read this as Paddington 4: Escape From New York and was severely disappointed because that would rule.

if anything, read it to see Riley Gaines catch a stray

three-way tie between West Side Story, Babylon, and Jackass Forever

wait isn’t this, via @axios.com, literally George’s idea in Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Seinfeld reunion?

I know Augusta doesn’t do celebrities but back-to-back Masters winners should at least have the option of Sandler presenting the second jacket

I still can’t tell the difference between Sombr, Role Model, and The Dare, but Billy’s completely taking over for whichever one this is

Usha Vance still has a chance to go skydiving if she has the courage

Can we get JD to endorse the Boston Celtics next?

look if you’re going to wear glasses that immediately identify yourself as a perv and loser dork, you might as well do it fashionably

Michael's going to get his shit rocked next time he goes to the Garden.