I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.

Christopher Walken

Coming across a screenshot of this all-time great tweet literally made me chortle.

In Soviet Russia, River Flows in You!q

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

can't remember if I've posted this one before but it came up on my dash again and

Compromise: keep Churchill on the notes but it's the dog version from the advert

"Twisted Prior's charter" was right there.

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

The perfect birthday card for the musician friend you actually dislike

OMG! 🦀 beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea... @franzanth.bsky.social @jopabinia.bsky.social

I had similar thoughts recently watching an episode of Hey Duggee with a recognisable Apocalypse Now end of the river parody

"the Haters" my books cartoon for this week's @theguardian.com

I just found out Richmal Crompton is a woman. I am too old for surprises of this nature.

giving the books in the shop a good squeeze to find out which ones are raw and urgent

It is about time we dropped Olympus Mons on France

"But when's International Woims Day?!"

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

Comments (15:58:15) First STABLE BEAMS of 2026! The final #LHC run Towards a more luminous future

Problems! At the Learning Zone?

My 4yo's plan for a cafe "it's called Happy Halloween but it's not Halloween themed and it's open all year round" could work IMO

It’s British Science Week! This year’s theme is Curiosity: What’s your question? Why not start by asking: How does my brain send messages? Build your own neuron from pipe cleaners and explore how your amazing body works. Or discover more science at home activities on our website.

Imagine how good he’d be with a nice wet piano.

Favourite #WorldBookDay moment ... Asked a hall full of children if any of them knew what a Dalek was ... girl RAN up to the stage and announced ... it's a small onion but strong. Cut it and you'll cry. Me: .... thinking ... Me: .. still thinking ... Finally ... ... Garlic.

My old man's a thermos He wears a thermostat

Mr Brightside He destroyed his cage Yes YES Mr Brightside is out.

I don't have kids so I dressed up my book as a child for world book day

Sending my kids to school as the airborne toxic event from Don Delillo's White Noise (probably wearing a sheet or something)

The shocking reason I NEVER eat the food at the imperial banquet... and neither should you!

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Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

parents in the park holding their baby up to watch the digger move about an adjacent construction sit….. really great to see! longitudinal studies have shown that parental interventions within the child’s first eighteen months are the biggest predictor of later success as an umarell

Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

save me tang dynasty penguin….tang dynasty penguin….save me ta

Greg Davies: Walked out of the underworld. Didn't look back once. Job done! Orpheus: Thanks Alex Horne: We did want to show you one more clip of when he came out...

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

T-shirt idea for Bach fans

the best laid plans of biker mice from mars and men

All that she wants Is a little gravy And some prawns to follow

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

*sings in Ultravox* It means nothing to me Ooooooh Picasso

HEATHCLIFFE IT'S ME YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN HEATHCLIFF

this is a cool design touch that often goes unnoticed: if you look at the shapes around the arrow they read ‘fedex’ which is the name of the company

Remember to look out for illegal "cut & shut" posts, where two bits of different posts are welded togethDorset until the late 40s, where he married a cellist from Bratislava, and died of pneumonia.

a lot of dudes are suffering from modern male loneliness and wondering how to solve it. and my advice is that it's the same simple solution it's always been: