the boys are over and we're all taking the Which Invisible Cities City Are You? quiz. Jacob's trivial ass got Maurilia lmao

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

This week's Ko-fi subscriber exclusive is all about Fallen London. There's scandal! Golfing with rats! Nice men with hammers! A seemingly endless web of tantalising text and imaginative action! Exclamation marks! ko-fi.com/post/Fallen-...

A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

The Life and Opinons of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

pausa de hidratación

Sam & Max Hit the Road (1993)

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

It’s a passion of mine. I’m not doing it for the money

Imagine owning Double Fine and even *considering* closing it. The history of Double Fine is the history of the games industry itself. This is a crime.

Its just this meme over and over again. STOP BUYING STUDIOS TO CLOSE THEM

One of the greatest of all time. Still unmatched on several axes.

lil jon at warped tour:

The Noel Goes to Hooters arc has officially ended. If you wanna read it from the sort of beginning, start here: swanboy.com/comic/40andme/

Happy Catching A Bullet In The Same Barrel It Was Shot From Day to those who celebrate @bransonreese.bsky.social

there has never been a greater steal

they’ve invented red honey from the classic Failbetter browser game, “Don’t Invent Red Honey”

Welcome to SIGNET CITY... 👁️A first person fungalpunk RPG from (me) the creator of Citizen Sleeper ◼️YOU ARE A PARASITE ◼️Manipulate your hosts, feed on their emotions ◼️Discover a strange city of biotech and brutalist architecture Support the game and WISHLIST now on Steam 🙏 bit.ly/SC-Steam

we are the daughters of the hoes you couldn't scare

More Torneko games imo

Watched blair witch for the first time

Our team gathers annually somewhere in the UK to work on things together, and see local sights to inspire Mandrake and Fallen London. This year we were so on brand that we arrived in North Wales mere days before most of it shut down so they could film Elden Ring.

You know who was actually professional? Zangief. Great locker room guy. Extremely pro-worker. Once gave a 30-minute speech about public transit infrastructure after suplexing a man through an oil drum. Smart dude.

I would strike superman out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like he's drinking kryptonite. Curveball in the dirt of course he's chasing it. Snyder cut sucked kill yourself. And Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were always out. You've been out since the day you were born

I saw this song in a catatonicyouths compilation and I'm absolutely fascinated by it. The single note repeating for the entire duration. The lyrics about him getting revenge on a deer. The potatoes line. His singing style. The fact he drives a car with his own face printed on it. Everything.

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

happy belated piccolo day

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Happy Piccolo Day to all who celebrate!

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

Do you know how hard I would watch Wes Anderson's Starfox?

We are like this.

it's so fucked up that 'roguelike' now means you get three random upgrades at the end of a level instead of "occasionally the game will generate a gnome with a wand of death and obliterate you (in the event that you havent already died accidentally falling down a set of stairs while overencumbered)"

I think about this all the time.

Not sure I'd recommend reading this one front to back. Maybe you're built different but I certainly feel like I could've done without smoking a whole pack of Borges in one sitting. Reading each included selection between other books would have been a smarter move.

"There was actually a female love interest in Hot Fuzz initially but they just decided to give all those scenes to Frost and Pegg"

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

GameFAQs (1995)

Happy 30th birthday, South Africa. There's much to say about all that remains to be done; the compromises that let war criminals and ordinary white people alike off the hook; reparations and rage. But, no matter where you stood on 27 April 1994, this moment mattered. Deeply. (Pic Denis Farrell/AP)

Replaced a lot of doomscrolling with reading and I’ve already read more books than all of last year. I highly recommend

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet