Should we all resign tomorrow?

"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

Nights start drawing in tomorrow, got any plans for Christmas?

What if we kissed by the Reflecting Pool 👉👈

just put my arm through a mincer and i feel fine, they're lying to us about this stuff bc shops don't want us making our own sausages

Please no, I’m not ready to die yet

jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people

I have compiled a simpler version. As a qualified ethnographic sociologist (yes, really!) I can assure you this is equally methodologically valid

Every earthy wet stink can be petrichor if you’re desperate enough to write a poem

Excellent post day today! First up, planning my death with @christinamartin.bsky.social. Yes, it's funny and it's also practical - why should death admin planning have to be boring?

*extremely youth pastor voice* Remember guys, AFK is A-OKAY. Get off your screen for a while! *turns primary school chair around and sits in it backwards* Do you wanna hear about a real cool cat from the middle east who was *never* online?

A week today my one man exhibition ‘Light and Shade’ opens in Cheltenham. If you’re nearby drop in. I’ll be in the gallery every day, including Sunday.

Jasper and I were trying to think of a contemporary artist’s name and we were listing people. Rubys first suggestion? @davecakes.bsky.social Of course, she called him “Dog Fags” but tomato, tomato

I don’t suppose anyone wants to vote for plant of the year awards? Could do with the clicks tbh… www.hortweek.com/choose-natio...

April Fool's Day must be a minefield on here, given the unfailing ability of its enthusiastic denizens to miss every joke ever made.

Over £197,000 paid directly to artists, musicians & creatives! 8 years of independent fashion built on collaboration & community. 🎈🙏

Watch to the end...

After my recent foray into cardboard masks, I’ve got a hankering to do some sewing. Hoping to knock up a romper for Ruby over Easter

They made a sticker for you, @mafer1ck.bsky.social

Sadly the fight between my coworkers is not to the death

when replying on bluesky, remember that any word in the original post can be used as a springboard for incoherent free association

They charged $250 per person!!!!!

If Bluesky had locked accounts, you’d be viewing my kids epic Easter bonnets rn

Creepy shit: A and B clearly have a connection. B replies to a post by A. C chimes in replying to B with some creepy reply. C is almost always a guy. Stop it, C.

To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: be in our entorage kash patel my friend this is vincent chase from tv entourage we want you to be in our entorage send your email login details pls turtle is here to hello this is turtle

Hand printed. Organic cotton. Hand finished. Signed by hand. So much is being automated. We’re going the other way. Human first. Always. 😅​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Tag yourself. I’m yeasthole dweller

Blimey, imagine owning an original drawing by me. WELL IMAGINE NO LONGER! I'm saying buy one.

Sorry I didn't text you back, it's because it didn't want to

Happy StuckBoativersary to all who celebrate

I get logged out and I log in again

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

I’m only kidding. I have no idea what’s going on a lot nowadays

I must also have been blocked by the clique because I have absolutely no idea what you lot are banging on about

“I don’t play about my breakfast”

Can't help thinking he wouldn't have hit that cat if he had been looking where he was going.

Saxon Musk ordering soup in a sushi restaurant

Sun’s out! To celebrate (and get you summer-ready), I’m doing £5 off all my t-shirts for a limited time. Perfect excuse to grab something fresh for sunny days Check them out and please do share! www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts Thank you!

“What was life like in the 1970s, Helen?”

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

Hello. I’ve finished The Meece’s interpretation of Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus. *collapses in a heap* (If anyone can advise on iPad colour settings to put a kind of old fashioned green tinge to it I’d be very grateful because Lightroom doesn’t want to do anything for free any more.)

Every tweetup is like this

As it’s Mother’s Day in the uk, I hope those visiting their mothers observed tradition and were indeed late and smelling a little bit like weed.