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My cousin is pregnant; the baby will be my first cousin, once removed.
I have awoken with an hankering for dippy eggs with marmite slatheréd soldiers.
25 minutes ago
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I am eating an banoffee waffle at a 'sprinkles' in hampshire's bournemouth. There is some delightfully naff musak. Feels a bit like an unused scene from a tarantino film.
about 23 hours ago
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Only another day or so before we can all ignore our podcasts, refuse to peruse the news and stop worrying about the seemingly endless decay of humanity for a bit. A month of
#thecricket
, with added christxmas.
4 days ago
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Went to the shop for some toilét roll and remembered that i am a adult and can do whatsoever i please - so i have purchased this advent calendar and will not be conforming to tradition.
4 days ago
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Happy international men's day to
@podders.bsky.social
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4 days ago
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Kubrick's unsuccessful first draft.
4 days ago
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Snur!
4 days ago
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@devondympsy.bsky.social
Happy birthday you utter delight. x.
4 days ago
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This thread is the rosetta stone of our times.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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Chaired a committee meeting tonight (finance & governance - thanks for asking) that was TWO (2) HOURS AND 18 (EIGHTEĂN) MINUTES LONG. During which...
5 days ago
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I cannot name three (3) of cloudflare's biggest hit songs, and neither can you.
5 days ago
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Flups
5 days ago
Making a large pond for wild pigs seemed easy but it turned out to be a massive boar lake.
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Beckatron
8 days ago
I BEG your seasonal pardon, Home Bargains?
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Jack Yeo but it's November now
9 days ago
At the
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Glennyrodge
10 days ago
sure, I sometimes like to pretend Iâm commentating on an animal football match but we all have our crosses to bear.
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Shortbread sheep AND shortbread scottie dogs for breakfast, lads.
11 days ago
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Tonight i am having ten (10) tiny burgers for dinner.
13 days ago
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Well this can go and fuck itself...
13 days ago
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Made of Stone
14 days ago
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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I note that they made sure there were both an archbishop of canterbury and an pope in office before they let the DGotBBC go.
#names
14 days ago
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Moose Allain
15 days ago
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
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I have breakfasted in hampshire's bournemouth.
15 days ago
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'Zohran Mandami', but to the tune of Chicory Tip's 1972 hit 'Son of My Father'.
16 days ago
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Edward Philips Art
16 days ago
Deck the halls with boughs of holly? Thatâs a Health & Safety nightmare. Much safer to deck your halls (and lounges and kitchens and bedrooms) with lovingly crafted, colourful and surprisingly economical posters & wallart. Shipping worldwide. Cheers xx
www.edwardphilips.co.uk
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Good morning from me and these three (3) tiny cakes.
16 days ago
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Might treat myself to an glass of water.
17 days ago
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Tuesday.
19 days ago
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Accidentally let slip the dogs of war; lol.
21 days ago
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Someone is playing mariah carey's christxmas song loudly near my flat.
22 days ago
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I am in an john lewis.
22 days ago
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I have been defeated by bubble and squeak.
22 days ago
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)
24 days ago
Even winning this yearâs Halloween costume prize couldnât ease Carolâs existential ennui. âAnother October, another ghost, another shiny prize. Maybe a pigâs ear would cheer me. Ah nuts, who am I kidding.â
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I have now seen lack of afro. They were quite good.
24 days ago
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I am about to watch lack of afro make noises.
24 days ago
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I am eating kentucky fried chicken in southampton like an globalist.
24 days ago
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Of course it was the statue that was called ozymandias; not the king of kings.
24 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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Brian Bilston
25 days ago
Todayâs Halloween-based poem is called âPumpkinâ.
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Coffee is a great bunch of lads.
25 days ago
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Pandy Fackler
6 months ago
Him: where are all the coffee filters? Me:
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'I don't need any new friends or respect from you'. Doug Stanhope fills my veins.
28 days ago
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Tonight has given birth to the phrase 'barking up the wrong chicken'.
29 days ago
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To celebrate a 16% turnout for the labour deputy leader post i have treated myself to a riverside friéd breakfast. Zero regrets.
29 days ago
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Lee Harvey is currently manic
about 1 month ago
Plaid win, looking forward to the BBC telling me what that means for Farage
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I have started drinking early.
about 1 month ago
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Thursday.
about 1 month ago
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Have any mps suggested that he be prosecuted for rape rather than having his titles/house removed? Seems like he did some rapes and should probably be prosecuted for them.
about 1 month ago
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I have just had to use a self service till in an petrol station.
about 1 month ago
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Tuesday.
about 1 month ago
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Lee Harvey is currently manic
about 1 month ago
Maybe this late night half price sushi will fix me
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