Here is my political hot take that none of you have asked for: Starmer should call a general election as his last act as prime minister.

That’s your man, what’s his name, superman

Well that's ruinéd the whole world cup for me tbh. #thefootball

Get the fuck in. #thefootball

I have returnéd to leicester forest east services amd am 'enjoying' an wagu beef burger from burger king.

I am at leicester forest east services having my first ever taco bell. It/they are everything i had expectéd.

*to the tune of mirror in the bathroom* LibDem with a laptop.

I am watching the football and have absolutely no opinions about it. #thefootball

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Lads... Can very etc.

Tabby or not tabby, that is the question

A member of an band i just did sound for (pub garden stage, market town folk festival) shouted 'fuck palestine' as he left the stage after what was a fairly unremarkable and completely non-political performance (7 piece ska band)...

I am having an cup of tea.

New fish-based prog rock band just dropped

I rarely eat at work, but got peckish today and found out the local café does an eggs benny. Quite the worst hollandaise i've ever had, but solid effort overall for £7.50. Not sure about the tatertots either.

Went to the posh new bistro for breakfast. Was very pleased with the food. How much would you be willing to pay for this? (the second sausage looking thing is white pudding).

Lovely. #thecricket

Much more sensible than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.

Absolute lolz. #thecricket

Oh joe. #thecricket

Less than an hour in;1 wicket down; rain! Glorious. #thecricket

Standard. #thecricket

Right then, time to stop worrying about the world's problems and ensconce myself within the comforting folds; the silky rich corduroy voices of tms commentary; for 8hrs. For an potential 5 days. Yaaaaaassss. #thecricket

Not everyone can suffix a personal pronoun with the word 'ow' and pretend to be a cat, but it works for me.

The wednesday... it... burns.

'Having sex whilst packing this holiday suitcase is making both of those things more difficult'.

Barber: Number two on top? Me: I'd rather you just cut it, to be honest. Barber: Me: Barber: Me: Just a trim please.

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Just saw a young (18) band do a cover of i've got a feeling by macca. Odd times these.

Strong contender for the worst two sentences i've ever read.

My cactus has floweréd. Please update your records.

'tony blair is back in the news'

Outstanding work from the weather here.

Oooooh... lightening and thunder.

Tuesday.

Describe yourself in one photo of your living room...

I've had an cold shower; still very much too hot.

Fuckity yes.

I notice toffifee are advertising on channel4.com. Sad to watch your heroes die.

New insult droppéd...

I am in an pub.

Spoke to Animation Mentor about DUCKS and making your own independent short films: www.animationmentor.com/blog/alum-aj... (warning, large blurry picture of my large blurry face)

Just saw an stag beetle.

*mortal kombat voice*

extremely mortal kombat voice:

I have (for/with absolutely no reason that i can discern) phil collins' 'invisible touch' lodgéd in my mind's ear. Never have i been more ok with the concept of suicide. It's ok, i am not suicidal despite this obvious encouragement.

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