Sunday.

Went out for dinner at a posh restarant with my favourite italian lesbian. I bookéd the restaurant and told them it was our engagement meal, got free cake.

I made one of those maps but for elon musk's twitter...

Ugh.

Finally, keir will be free to role out his own agenda.

I have had an friéd breakfast two (2) days in a row. Fear me.

I just sent my food back in an restaurant. The egg had a pretty big uncooked bit of white near the yolk. This is it isn't it. Middle age has finally taken me. Might vote reform.

Wes Streeting is Billy Corgan's Wario, I will not elaborate

I appear to be in the middle of an power cut. The tortoise is *livid*.

Tweet theft.

Wednesday.

Mandelsoff.

Chipmunks are just very warm and slightly exictéd squirrels*. *Grey tree rats

Genuinely fascinated that world leaders and other high security types have gmail addresses that coild so easily be guessed. Might start sending random shit to [email protected]

Birds do it, Bees do it, Even educated fleas do it, Let's do it, Let's shit outdoors

With thanks to @valleyguitarist.bsky.social

These are my constituents.

100 years since John Logie Baird stole his first picanic basket.

We saw you from across the bar and really, really want to deport you

Just blocked andy burnham from standing in the gorton & denton by-election; i'd give it five minutes if i were you.

I have made dinner.

WHY IS PHIL COLLINS THERE?

The Unbearable Lightness of Being with big naturals.

Being John Malkovich with big naturals.

I've had some absinthe. Any questions?

UNCANNY.

Wednesday.

Might get out of bed and make myself some pancakes.

Necessity is the mother of Invention. And there are lots of other people in my family with stupid names.

I also sculpt/make physical things sometimes! #portfolioday

I also animate things! #portfolioday

Hey #portfolioday! My name is AJ, I'm an illustrator, animator and director from the UK. I specialise in 3D/CGI and I love to make goofy characters 😍 moonjam.com instagram.com/moonjam3D

Audio engineers... this is the best analogy of the stereo field that i've ever seen. Non-audio engineers... it stops making sense about 20s in, because it is very complex, even when explained well. www.facebook.com/share/v/1FUm...

It’s not getting any better with us looking at it. Here’s Soupy Norman instead. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6bxhKnt_fYxmIYoXsqIa1WTMwKb5sJbk&si=TuM54mQo6PS3117w

I got home late and have only just eaten and now i don't feel like going to the pub. Could one of you please tell me to go to the pub so i feel more like i should go to the pub please?

*accidental 2.5hr nap*

A (slightly belated) happy new year! Allow me to introduce myself to those of you unfamiliar with my work; I’m Lee, I’m a painter from England, I’m a fan of abandoned buildings, moody narratives and quiet, mildly foreboding landscapes.

I am in a hospital in southern england, there appears to be an disproportionate proportion of scottish people here.

Potts batting it out for the draw. Lovely. #thecricket

Lovely stuff, now make it a double. #thecricket

We are in the lead. #thecricket

Ok then. #thecricket

I'm having an pizza (pronouncéd 'pit-zah' because fags, mags & bags).

The fightback starts here. #thecricket

England are going to win this. #thecricket

GREAT bunch of lads; now do beef.

Made sure i got good and pisséd tonight; to ensure an seamless integration back in to 'work' tomorrow.