"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

this one's for the gamers

“I vant…to smoke…your veed.” - weed dracula

could a dying empire do THIS

i can’t play re9 for a few more days, so here’s a thread of some re2 and re4 Leon comics

Not a single one of these psychos cares even a little bit about the people being bombed. I hate them all

This would be the craziest possible moment for it to happen

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

haha he fuckin got our ass

There was a rabbit digging a hole outside the window at dinner last night and at one point he took a break to do this, which feels like something people shouldn’t be allowed to see

What if Aishas were kittycat colors #art #neopets

Big time congrats to America’s adversaries. You didn’t even have to do anything, you just hung around and we took care of it ourselves

here's my idea to punch court up and make it more relevant to the youth: judges should talk like bane and the defense lawyer should talk like batman

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

this just in from new york city: we’re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say “wow, it’s really coming down out there”

no joke here just really wish media wouldn’t respond to people who shouldn’t be famous with tons of coverage over whether they should be famous or not. it’s you. you’re doing it. eric andre who did this meme

The purple area contains all of the highest volume posters, this could be an extinction-level event for non-New Yorkers hearing about the weather

I DON'T WANT TO "SHARE AND CREATE MY OWN STORY" I DON'T WANT A SHARED PLATFORM I WANT YOU TO MAKE SOMETHING COOL, AND THEN I PLAY WITH IT ALONE, NOT IN A SOCIAL ENVIRONMENT HOW IS THIS HARD TO UNDERSTAND

in like 18 months we’re gonna be told all the pre-pro work for fallout 5 is being/was done by ai

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

The AI exec says there won’t be AI slop.

applying for jobs again

one feature twitter has that i wish we had here is community notes. there is nothing funnier than reading a post, scrolling down and seeing it immediately annihilated by somebody linking to the wikipedia page for "joke"

If my feed is gonna be talking about Nirvana the Band for the next week, I need more of you to watch the sublime crossover they did with Mega64 a few years back that went mostly unnoticed. They get a lot of mileage out of what first looks to be a simple premise and then keep going. Love it to bits.

Nothing has made me feel more like the old man yelling at the cloud quite like "video podcast" as a concept. Podcasts are audio! If it's a video podcast it's just a vlog!

Why the hottest new pro wrestling chant is "Fuck ICE" defector.com/why-the-hott...

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Gavin Newsom is the NFT of guys

what are you dumb assholes trying to sell now

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

every pokémon is someone’s favorite 🙂‍↕️

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

doing commercials used to be a shameful thing that you had to go to Japan to do

PBS kids is sending me

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

my conspiracy theory is that the Paul brothers got into boxing just so that they could say they have CTE as an excuse for when they're so fucking stupid

Let's all agree to not discuss or even acknowledge the Dunkin Donuts commercial in the hopes that it never happens again

every commercial is a teaser for website I will never visit

good time to bring back this all timer:

AI & GAMBLING & AI & GAMBLING & AI & GAMBLING & AI & GAMBLING & AI & GAMBLING &

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"