Our veteran correspondent @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social got into quite the pickle while on assignment this week

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

a new ts album released which reminds me of the time i tweeted that i thought “look what you made me do” was lame as hell and i had to turn off notifications bc the swifties were making my phone hot i only read the lyrics of the “diss” song and…girl we’re both in our 30s now, knock it off

Everyone bends the knee eventually

the dolphins would play at hard rock stadium

a few small beers

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

I had a few. Few small beers.

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

“skattebo” has the mouthfeel of an obscure antiquated slur

boardwalk nut hut store, wildwood, new jersey, 1978

with all natural predators & competitors in the late night ecosystem decimated, a plague of jimmy fallons descends upon the countryside. they're everywhere. they eat the grain. they strip the leaves from trees. you can hear them tittering on the roofs, the scurry scrape of those nasty little claws

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Sure everyone will post "tell me the name of God you fungal piece of shit" but let's not forget this banger

Out of respect for Charlie Kirk’s belief in the second amendment and skepticism about the utility of empathy I will not be mourning in accordance with his wishes

as always i encourage u all not to post things that may attract the attention of an authoritarian secret police with unlimited power to surveil american citizens at this time

I can't get this out of my head, so now you have to look at it too

Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

the placement of this ad is something

I could not fucking care less if my actual life depended on it

Your team having a losing season because your Head Coach is falling in love with ChatGPT

The news from the past few days is a stunning example of what happens when the state decides it wants to crush just one guy

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 He will die soon 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Here is a clip from my new special if you like it there is approximately 49 more minutes where that came from!!

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

we did it Joe

Vampire who’s been wallowing after a bad breakup whose buddies finally convince him to get back out on the blood rave scene and he immediately gets cut vertically in half by Blade

if this was a plot in a movie it would be dismissed as ridiculous. a farce even. this is esp true with how many people associated with this woman are also under different levels of investigation!!!!

we were both feeling tired/lazy but resisted the temptation to order take out 🙂‍↕️

“trillions of dollars can fix this”

have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."' variety.com/2025/film/fe...

Huh

The margtowerification of New York is now over. As of midnight tonight, your fast casual churro restaurant will turn back into a smoke shop

i think about this tweet every single day

All I'm saying is there are perverse incentives everywhere for even regular people to propel the narrative that anytime you step outside you will be blown to bits by an Antifa bazooka. The platforms have incentivized it to drive engagement, and creators can live a middle class lifestyle on it.

i am so sick of hearing about people who are uncomfortable about trans people in public bathrooms as if you have some right to total peace of mind in the place you can hear strangers having diarrhea

John Byrne and Steve Fastner, for Marvel Super Hero Portfolio, 1980

this is what i do if i feel loneliness or desperation try to creep back in i talk to a friend journal read a book clean my house walk my dog plan a vacation or research places i want to go look up recipes to make i absolutely do not wonder "could chat gpt full this void" the answer is no

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about @tyleriam.bsky.social is imo the best to ever tweet

like the old internet was unsafe for kids in a "you might be talking to a creep or see gore" way but now it is STILL that plus "you will become dependent on a machine designed to make you a paranoid idiot who cant form community" and all age restriction does is put a band-aid over a broken arm

There’s a turtle in the bodega

i miss the fun internet™️ the internet now is just a permanent psychic damage funnel

The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post