Simply Having A wonderful

watching people wake up and see that jake paul got his ass kicked to the curb has like a weird schadenfreude x christmas morning vibe

Once again, this year’s number one use of Wikipedia was looking up what other movie that guy was in

ever find yourself looking in a history book and thinking "lol, those fucking idiots"? ron perlman voice: humanity never changes

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.

I think about this tweet every day

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

there is a certain condescension in the idea that “racism should be publicly unacceptable and come with consequences” is an attack on the “working class.”

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I'm guessing it won't shock anyone to hear I'm massively stoked (and very relieved) to read this news

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

We made a mistake letting people who weren't 5-18 in 1996 on the internet and we'll spend centuries untangling this problem.

THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk! THE GRINCH:

bug moment

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out

another new deogie here! tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...

Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

Wow. A powerful video statement from Majorie Taylor Greene on why she’s leaving Congress youtu.be/YmtLHcx2kxs

badlands wolfpack

Somewhere someone is beginning to type a column called “Newsom/Taylor Greene 2028? Why this odd pairing might be exactly what America needs”

(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

Frankenstein (2025)

Could tonight be the night ✨

Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us

wish I was here

There is nothing “radical” about wanting a more equitable city. About wanting to be able to afford rent. About seeing the gap between the rich and the poor growing beyond comprehension. Any mainstream media organization portraying these promises as such is doing a disservice to the industry.

my hobbies include going “yeah?” when a cat meows at me

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

2026 Primary Woke Wave

socialismo 🤌🤌

Once more, for old times’ sake

Viewing this as a mandate in favor of my “Stop making me hear about Ezra Klein” platform