I do not think it raises that question at all. Nobody in the world thinks it raises that question. But good for you, typing some content.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

nope no it doesn't do that, shut the fuck up

Garfield's attempt to infiltrate a gang fails once he has to throw signs at a member.

1. BREAKING Authorities in Manchester, England, where the attack against Jewish worshippers at a synagogue took place yesterday, say that two of the victims were accidentally shot by police as they tried to stop the attacker from getting inside the synagogue.

Ahead of the brilliant new Alan Partridge series - which is available on iPlayer right now - I interviewed writers @neilgibbons.bsky.social and Rob Gibbons for @radiotimes.bsky.social. www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/al...

No it doesn’t, that’s you doing that

Jesus wept.

Two victims in Manchester attack were shot by police on.ft.com/42KdNBd

I would have loved her sister Megan to have landed the role, but congrats

Throw the author in jail IMMEDIATELY

The new Alan Partridge series, where he becomes the first broadcaster to tackle mental health, continues the evolution of the UK’s greatest comic character. Self-absorption & careerism masquerading as concern, a fragile ego still rankling at perceived slights, in a satire of the doc genre

Mattress delivery complete. Delivery chap: "Bet you get that all the time, don't you?" Me: ? DC: "Your name." Me: "Ah yes. Happens a lot" DC: "Still, could be worse. You could be Jimmy Savile." Me: "Thank you."

I'm sure yer da who's never been to church since 1981 is taking this news very well.

PACKIDGE!! Thank you @colleendoran.bsky.social @goodomenshq.bsky.social

Same can be said about the guardian

The Onion are so good at these satirical headli... Hang on

Even creepier given that this was written by a 63-year-old dude

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

That man who always smells sex and candy, I don’t care for him. Even if it is true you mustn’t keep announcing it.

She was my friend and this is an absolutely disgusting comparison to make.

@belfasttelegraph.co.uk Lyra McKee wrote about the difficulty of growing up gay in Northern Ireland. Kirk would have seen her exterminated. Comparing her death to that of Kirk is an insult to her legacy.

The UK 'just protecting children' "Teachers say trans pupils 'limiting food and drink' to avoid school toilets" news.stv.tv/politics/tea...

May we see these videos?

Shame on you for publishing this @belfasttelegraph.co.uk

If the Met wants the entire country to not think it should be burned to the ground (metaphor) and restarted again from scratch, have they tried not being featured in the press in high profile stories every six months about being full of racists, bigots and rapists.

It does not matter if immigrants commit fewer crimes. In fact, it would not matter if every immigrant committed crimes. Immigration is still good, freedom of movement is foundational to humanity, and every restriction on freedom of movement by the state is itself a criminal act by the state

Not sure I'm good with the idea of "skin cancer" becoming the latest thing to be seeing a nostalgic comeback.

I think we all know what's gone wrong here - Labour haven't spent enough time loudly telling voters that immigrants are, in fact, bad, and its urgent they be protected from them. Once Labour really get on that people will see that Reform offer nothing and wise up I am sure.

'There's like 30 of you' Yes, it's called solidarity. Get used to it. This is the response these fuckers need to get hit with, not a bunch of liberals trying to 'debate' them.

On top of delivering the correct lesson to Nazi dipshits, look how much fun everyone is having. Chasing Nazis out of your space builds community!

lmao

American Christians deciding the Pope doesn't know the Bible because he said immigrants are human is the perfect summary of the evangelist movement

1) She'll be a replacement for a human being when the studios buy her clones. 2) She's not a creative work. She's a cynical cash grab made of ones, zeroes, and the libidos of awful men. 3) "She sparks conversation." So does shit on a dining table, but it's still not a good idea.

Up against *insanely* stiff competition, I still think Sam Altman has *the* most punchable face in the world right now.

Once again literally fucking ads Do not give a single penny to any “publication” doing this

Every single person who has ever said this is on the right.

Aziz Ansari on 6Music breakfast tomorrow - can't wait for all the fun Riyadh Comedy Festival anecdotes he's sure to tell!* *provided it's been agreed he won't be asked about playing the Bonesaw Fringe

Starmer on Tuesday: "We must stand against racism" Starmer on Wednesday: "Human rights laws are stopping us sending people to face torture so we need to rethink them." Labour on Tuesday: "Labour is the party of working people" Labour on Wednesday: "If your boss mistreats you, tough shit"

🥴 Did the last one wrong so… Proper spooky edition 🦇 Gremlins (1984) Ready or not (2019) Alien (1979) Candyman (1992) Eraserhead (1977) Bad taste (1987) American Psycho (2000) Killer klowns from outer space (1988) Escape room (2019) Re-animator (1985)

scientists discover new spineless lifeform

annual PSA

"No man, it's gonna be so EPIC. The scene where The Rugrats fight Chester Cheetah blew my mind so hard that I shit my pants"

New reform slogan just dropped

First point, totally with you, Senator. Yep, second point, we can all agree on that, Mr Cruz. Third point … WHAT THE FUCK, TED

The publicity for the new series is going great! 😒

What a way to find out I banged my head on 30th September & I’ve woken up on 1st April

You're celebrating?? Susan Hall is home right now crying and you're celebrating??? Admittedly she's not crying about this, she thinks a Cambodian guy she walked past stole her glasses & it'll be another 10 minutes til she realises she just left them on the top of her head

you know growing up i thought that the cartoonishly uptight british aristocrat character was just a silly joke i had no idea these people were actually real and are indeed this genuinely goofy. that is a goofy sentence madame. you are goofy.