Chrono Trigger (1995)

feels REALLY good to live in the #1 target city for this. it makes me feel REALLY normal and safe and calm :)

being a fat national guard guy and getting deployed to the italian beef and deep dish enclave >>>>>

eric collins sucks and im tired of pretending he doesn't

congrats to hennessy's marketing team, especially the person who pitched this in a meeting and got a "there's no fucking way he would agree to that" response

i need to stop watching sports. does anyone have a hobby that brings them consistent joy

welcome to the Cold Civil War! it's going to be insanely stupid and exhausting

it's so cool that the government is gonna do a false flag here soon and then kill a bunch of my neighbors and then i get to read some ivy league fuckhead say it was "legally dubious"

POLYAMOROUS RODNEY DANGERFIELD: I get no respect, I tell ya. We had dinner the other night, my wife made a salad. Her boyfriend made steaks. My girlfriend roasted potatoes. Her nonbinary partner made a dessert. I said "what can I bring?" and they said "your credit card." No respect, I tell ya.

"my goat is chopped and washed" are these the words of a 14 year old tiktok teen or a lovely jamaican woman teaching you how to make a delicious curry stew. it is hard to tell, these days

it's getting to be so a guy can't even do a nazi salute these days without being called a nazi

just call me......... The Old Syrupy Sopper

lmao

does anyone have an opinion on Paul Thomas Anderson or the band Geese. having a really hard time finding any of those lately.

legitimately shocked. this is gonna rule

seen One Battle After Another in theaters twice in three days and i kinda wanna go again

there are pitchfork john coltrane reviews everywhere for those with the eyes to see

(getting raptured in the middle of a work meeting) NOOOO MY KPIs!!!! MY ACTIONABLE INSIGHTS!!!!!

"The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid." "And Rohan is deeply concerned about the rising political violence in Middle-Earth. We are calling on Sauron to be better. This is not who we are."

Karen Country

oh sorry man i can't hang out tomorrow. yeah the FBI shot me with the Go Crazy Gun and now i have to Go Crazy

getting your shit rocked this hard because of an IG post is so funny

i am always the only person at the post office who just wants to buy stamps and send mail. everyone else is on some esoteric fetch quest told to them in a dream

what a way to find out i'm gay

An instantly-leaked internal bulletin at the politicized federal law enforcement agencies just so happens to say what the Trump admin and its allies want it to say. This is how it works in authoritarian regimes, the cops are too busy with propaganda and repression to actually solve crimes.

refreshing RXKNephew's spotify like its the stock market

what kind of chips do you guys like to eat

"Robinson also placed 13 daily fantasy sports over-line and under-line prop bets, totaling $454, on parlays that included his own performance. Robinson did not win on all of the bets" lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

the 12% of people who voted "both"

eat your heart out Adam Curtis

wow, some very angry people got very close to the president. haha. makes you think. about stuff! :)

look at that subtle off white coloring. the tasteful thickness of it

DONALD TRUMP: Being a pedophile is one of life's greatest treasures. JEFFREY EPSTEIN: I agree, my great friend and cherished criminal co-conspirator. THE NEW YORK TIMES: President Trump Bucks Literary Trends In Past Prose, Experts Contend

some shit i would do tbh

Oh! Hey! All shirts are on sale. I gotta get a dental implant so... this might help. www.teepublic.com/user/kthorje...

"We'll also check in with Mr. Beast at halftime" I will be pirating NFL streams until my dying breath

i love tiktok's "breaking news / trending news" thing. it just had BOB BARKER DEAD AT 99 in bold red font. he died like two years ago

can't wait to tune in hoping for [redacted] but instead he's going to be like "We're making McDonald's bring back the McDLT, it never should have gone away and it was a very bad deal some say one of the worst"

someone should open a thrift store that also sells neon plastic hair clips and like A LOT of baggu product. and then open like 20 more

one thing i'm certain of is when he actually dies we won't find out for days

this is still the song of the decade www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMDO...

its okay to look back in anger a little bit, if you're like REALLY angry

i watched this last night and i think it might be the worst media appearance by a politician in my lifetime

huge mistake for the opener for Nothing to say "thanks, Nothing's up next." everyone is leaving

been off lexapro for a couple weeks now and music keeps making me cry. last one was a guy on tiktok singing to his dog

good country song subjects: fishing, wine, ranching, being insanely down bad for a woman, regional pride, doing crimes bad country song subjects: hunting, beer, farming, patriotism, partying

ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you. Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen. ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.

they played addison rae at top golf and i beasted tf out