parents love to visit, be chauffeured around the city and taken to the nicest restraurants and attractions and then constantly bring up the One (1) homeless person they saw

as an athlete if you're gonna punch a fan you gotta go full ron artest with it

elder millennials: we derped. we XDed. we ROFLcoptered. we noped out. but now we need to get Le Serious and make sure Gavin Newsom turns the "Orange House" back into the White House in 2028! can i get a w00t?

boy it would be funny to grief this guys funeral like they did in world of warcraft pve servers back in the day

UPS..... your ass is canceled

i think everyone should calm down, i imagine it's probably a lot of work to release the epstein files. i've worked on a deadline before too and it's not fun. hugs to everyone at the justice department trying their best <3

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

and that's on fuck puka nacua

if i met rivers cuomo i think the first thing i would tell him is he should make an album of songs about pro wrestlers and call it WWEezer. the second thing i could tell him is to maybe cool it on the japanese girl stuff

that New Yerk run in the 90s was incredible

Same way I found out about Epstein

[to the tune of lenny kravitz's 'american woman'] american canto bobby and nuzzi american canto slurping on his thi-i-ng

he chomped on his weener!

ahh fuck what the hell my malicious exploitation machine has just produced a bunch of malicious exploitation

this is how they teach history now

if you regularly use instacart (or any online grocery shopping platform) i legitimately think you're in a lower-tier of human intelligence

i've been locked into work all morning what in the world did i miss

Company that sold me a dog DNA test three years ago: "hey man, dog DNA tests are 25% off right now if you want to give your dog a second DNA test"

this is actually ridiculous

i'm gonna be honest i don't think pantone has done nearly enough for the world to justify their authority or press coverage

hey whats up. i wrote about my favorite album of 2025 and the feelings it made me feel.

hey whats up. i wrote about my favorite album of 2025 and the feelings it made me feel.

is this fucking real lmao

happens to the best of us

it's so important that we have some Shoulder Hair representation in media

i now have the distinct honor of having one of the most insane fantasy sports losses of all time. a week of basketball coming down to 1 point. i lost because keyonte george had one of the worst games in NBA history and earned me negative 0.8 points. history books

when the edible has already hit but then the edible hits

on proximity chat in the One Battle After Another Fortnite Experience telling preteens to watch Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters. "lowkey paul schrader might be the goat" i say to a 3D pickle singing a sabrina carpenter song

you can only enjoy incubus songs with a curious and inquisitive mind. if you can't picture yourself with a soul patch in some board shorts you won't connect with something like "pistola"

saying stuff like "turkey isn't even good" is the new "die hard is a christmas movie"

2026 music prediction: someone relatively famous covers a song by the scene aesthetic

nobuo uematsu was really on his twin peaks shit here www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBjl...

white boys love to talk about "split diopter" i'm allowed to say this because im one

world's most racist man: ughh im so racist... i wish there was a place where i could freely express my poisonous ideology illegal stream of a college football game: buddy you're gonna LOVE the chat box over here

jesus what an asshole. my sentence is life in prison

one of the best shows on tv right now

it's honestly fucking insane how good the new oneohtrix point never album is. might be his best

ex-fucking-cuse me???????

good fucking GOD

the big music trend next year is gonna be pop artists having AI alternate versions of singles. same lyrics, but have suno make a disco version, a doo wop version, a folk version. it's gonna suck so bad

oz perkins might be the most "doesn't have the juice" director out today. a profoundly juiceless man

hearing townes van zandt sing about five card stud just makes me think what kind of amazing songs he would have written about superior games, like metroid fusion

i don't understand a single thing boldy james is ever talking about but i really like listening to him talk about it

this guy pisses me off so much. oh look at me i have a successful podcast and a great relationship with my dad where we share in the joy of discovering music together. whatever man fuck you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP28...

guys i'm starting to think president donald j. trump is a notorious serial pedophile

in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said

this is my new favorite subreddit. they hate themselves so much lol

its going to feel so good when Someone Finally Does The Thing

just posted three new bumper stickers in my shop for your holiday shopping needs: www.slopcorp.lol