If you folks like sterling and handmade goods and are not already following my twelve wonderful jewelry goblins while we fling shiny stuff into the universe, I would implore that you do so. This is our main revenue stream, and our community is great! @peculiarityshop.bsky.social

Lol Spike Lee is courtside wearing a Knicks jersey with “Pope Leo” on the back #NBAsky

He will never win. Nobody loves basketball and are also gluttons for punishment like Blazers fans.

What would your ominously named startup be and what would it do? My quick & dirty answer is a campsite locator called Vorhees. But I might circle back with a better answer later.

Firing and jailing RFK is the moderate position

Them: Have you ever had a- Me (terrified that I'm gonna be asked to try something gross): Yes. Yes I most certainly have. *walks away quickly*

I cannot even begin to tell you. How fast you will move to the top of my ballot. If you publicly antagonize AI.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

romy and michelle’s strait of hormuz

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

Going to make some listings for last night's grabs then do lazy QueerVC from bed around 10EST.

If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this, you’re gonna die in that pit

I would be more patient if it didn’t take forever.

Yes. Every state should do this.

you don't have to talk to people who are annoying. you can just not do that

a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is

normalize excusing yourself from various situations by saying “i hate this”

Her: u wanna come upstairs Me, nervously: how many

Me: Onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table waiter: white or red? Me, trying to impress my date: whichever onion the chef prefers

I highly recommend searching “Fordite” (bottom right ring in photo) if you want a cool hole to fall into for a short while.

You don't need an occasion to order a whole sheet cake.

Your Kindle's not obsolete, it just needs a jailbreak — and I'll show you how it's done You can transform your old Kindle — even a bricked device — into the ultimate open-source reader. Here's how. www.zdnet.com/article/your...

Me, Google image searches a rock so I'm sure I'm identifying it correctly. Google AI: THIS IS A TURNIP RIDING A SCORPION RIDING A LEPRECHAUN IN ASSLESS CHAPS THAT IS ALSO HUMPING A TOASTER. Google Customer Satisfaction: Did you find this relevant/helpful?

I’ve got some nice bird drawings. Things have all slowed down and shares on these posts helps, if you like the pictures and their existence. #supportartists and all that www.chloecumming.com/birds

I thought I liked going to the movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal for anyone to talk to me

me: i don’t get it. they keep reposting my reposts of other ppl’s posts & they’re not even hearting my posts my gynecologist: what

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

“I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,” Rep Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) said, fighting back tears. The Tucson Democrat described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “It is frightening in there,” Grijalva said. “It is disgusting.”

Do not, I repeat, do NOT press the forbidden button.

Just in general, femme-presenting kidlets, older man in the industry taking an interest in you / wanting to “mentor” you: consider why he doesn’t have any friends his own damn age

damn are u a 1970s luncheon cuz i want to send u an aspic

sometimes there isn’t anything else to say www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...

That time Dolly Madison held an impromptu press conference asking everyone to stop talking about her snack cakes.

I grabbed my phone to do something in 2015 and haven't put it down

If automatic draft enrollment, why no automatic voter registration?

every time I make a mistake at work I ask my boss “but did anyone die” and somehow that’s how I wound up VP of operations

I wonder if we could get the shop up to 6k followers. 🤔🤔🤔

13 LGBTQIA artists, we sling jewels, talk sumo sometimes, and try to curate a fun place where rocks are better to talk about than dystopia. Just saying.

"A range of works that interpret cats through varied techniques and styles, highlighting their symbolic, cultural, and aesthetic significance." You have to make an appointment for a private showing. This is how the serial killer gets me. 🤣 www.miamiandbeaches.com/event/feline...

[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

car companies should revive their classic designs as electric vehicles with modern safety standards

Honestly, after that Trump post, I’m begging @nytimes.com, @apnews.com, @reuters.com, @washingtonpost.com, @npr.org and all of the other newspapers and media outlets to take this seriously. This is not normal and we need to stop pretending. This is a crisis.

The 2026 World Cup is shaping up to be the new 1936 Summer Olympics.

I think we can all agree that we've taken this whole "anybody can be president" thing too far.

my only contribution to tipping discourse, as someone who doesn’t eat out much, is that going to the same restaurant every 3mos or so & tipping extravagantly every time is the cheapest way to briefly experience what it must be like to be rich. for an extra $30 a quarter, you can be royalty for 2 hrs

Don't feel bad, there are entire galaxies also spiraling out of control.

No, but have you actually gone to therapy, or did you just learn TherapySpeak™️?