Do it. DO IT YOU FUCKING COWARD. I'M SO SICK OF SUMMER, I WANT IT TO RAIN NONSTOP FOR 500 DAYS.

Taurus: The last thing you’ll see is Grimace’s face.

Bluesky is an echo chamber. We need to expand our minds by creating an elite underwater city only for specific people who we like. It's the only way

Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow

Until we give a crow adderall we will never know their full potential

Getting my ass handed to me by the inexorable march of time. Time just absolutely beating the everliving shit out of me up and down the block

the metamorphosux #makeaterriblecomicday2025

Let me be EXCEEDINGLY clear: the "round thing in your face" that gets you "sprung" in Baby Got Back is a woman's huge ass. I'm sick to death of seeing people on the timeline argue it's something else spherical or circular. This is the exact sort of erasure of women's huge asses Mix tried to address.

we're mutuals in the sense that I fuckin gotta ..... mute you all ahahahahahahaha

Breaking: Guy who lies all the time has an exciting announcement

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

resisting impulse to do inspirational thread about why an AI friendship is unnecessary and delays the needed work of self-healing but when they talk about "needing a friend" that friend is you! you are the one who must be your friend! "I should only love that which is me" -the Last Poets

I like that people enjoy this one. Feels nice sometimes to drop the pretense and let out my genuine wish that everyone achieve some sort of security and ability to appreciate and find joy in their idiosyncracies.

The Fe male gaze? Yeah I'm looking at iron man right now

If you evade suffering you also evade the chance of joy. Pleasure you may get, or pleasures, but you will not be fulfilled. You will not know what it is to come home.

anyone notice it's no longer to play with sticks and toy cars? and when you knock on your friend's door after lunch they're always at something called "work"? and no one will serve me juice when i'm firsty? what happened to our country, our way of life?????

HELP with long body

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My dog is so needy lmao

GIVING THIS TO X’ALATATH FOR HER BIRTHDAY

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

these gutter racists, emboldened by the obscene capitulation of the political press, will continue to sow hatred until someone makes it painful for them to do so. same as it ever was

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

these days, everyone's talking about choking during sex. i did it just the other night. she said, "don't worry, it happens to every man once in a while!"

I’m actually a pretty chill dude, and I’ll sue anyone who says otherwise

Shout out to the Pilot precise v5 extra fine pen, still undefeated to this day

BREAKING: Criminals Investigate Themselves, Conclude That They’ve Done No Crimes

sup fellow history witness you hyped to show bravery

the only “grey lady” I respect is the spirit who sobs in the corner of my bedroom from 2-3am each night

There's literally hundreds of millions of us and only a few of them.

The Republican Party is a sadistic fascist terrorist death cult with leaders that are currently smoking cigars celebrating destroying 17 million lives by ripping their healthcare away.

Thinking about the Cave of Hands, some of the art dating back to 7,300BC, where 25% of the hand prints are thought to be that of children. Imagining those people gently holding their child up to the cave walls, and using their tiny little hands as a stencil. Art = love = the human soul

I look to this piece by Seth Tobocman and keep it to my heart when I need it

Needed this reminder today.

Obsessed with this incredible @chiosse.bsky.social clip x: www.instagram.com/reel/DLkHzBa...

anil isn't kidding. this level of transparency and detail — talking to voters like adults — is remarkable. i would imagine it also helps people feel like they are part of something bigger. and, christ, mamdani is insanely charismatic and good on screen. like, you just want to watch him talk!

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Whenever someone turns on the lights I immediately scurry under the nearest fridge

Just so we're clear.

getting into the shower: terrible, annoying being in the shower: glorious, amazing getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"