Posing your meal prep like you’re about to eat them all and game >>>>

Young Khadgar cosplay for me?

Saturday mood board

This tugged on my wig a little bit /pos so I’m passing it on

Sloppy make out sesh on the pink gorilla inflatable luxury sofa

post-run liquid IV and recovery joint

World of Warcraft Midnight housing downfall in 4k (I’m a professional hater)

Yes the rumors are true I do need a little spittoon when I smoke pre rolls Yeehaw motherfyucker

“You’re only getting hate from below.” What the FUCK are the deep ancient ones saying about me?

I love my stupid chungus life

It’s her adoption day say something nice 🔪

Whenever @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social posts Kitche

Burped really hard and a little bit of my cherry tea came up and got on my sweatshirt so I had to go buy an emergency replacement

My cat stares at me like she’s seen me die a thousand times in the nightmare dimension

I saw this on IG should I get it…

the concept of finally getting on lexapro only to lose interest in most of my hobbies and suddenly become workout / wellness pilled and just want to be outside or lifting weights all the time

Thinking about yesterday when I ribbed myself to a customer like “haha idek why I try to grow facial hair, I’m just a baby with a mustache” and she very quietly and very earnestly replied “oh my god I’m so glad you said something”

Love when I try to clock in a literal minute early and I get the wage theft accusation questionnaire 🥰

he could be a slut, who knows! but he's got a job to do first.

@kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social took some pretty sick pics in the city with me today

when im about to fail a rep but the first few seconds of "abracadabra" start playing

Being nice to yourself always feels good Being good to yourself doesn’t always feel nice

This is the pre-Walmart on a weekend blinker check because otherwise I have the anxiety level of a child being stalked by Pennywise

Kota likes her squeezy treat

my perfect hookup

Wore a wallet chain to work and I’m lowkey giving

I want my eyebrow slit back, stay tuned

Family group chat

Some tattoos I’m considering :)

embarrassingly shortstaffed, fresh throbbing cartilage piercings, loud baby tantrum, I’ve needed to pee for the past 2 hours, rude old lady tells me I’m being hostile, I look at her like this

breaking news y’all the thing I’ve been putting off for 3 weeks took literally 60 seconds to complete

ugh my coochie........ 💀

IRONED 💨

Show me your hot troll men please and thank you

Awesome! This hobby will consume my every waking thought for the next 3 weeks

Me realizing I’m mentally posing everything as a “what would happen if…” question just like my therapist does. In therapy.

Guys the new autism update is amazing

I am entering an arts and crafts era that will utterly reshape my savings account, and quite possibly the world

My therapist wants me to join a queer sports team so bad she’s literally trying to Challengers me

Customized my avatar today 🕸️🗡️

I’m just a girl

I don’t feel particularly endeared to anything I used to be interested in, which either means I was interested in them for the wrong reasons, or i need to switch meds

Need to turn that one into a sticker !

Missionary so we can continue dissecting the societal themes and nuances within Wicked

This build is a 20/10 You can push the buttons.

I think I’m being offered a side quest?