porch time gonna be so lit tonight

I’m bob the builder bitch

High, shirtless, sunburnt, putting up string lights with nothing but rebar and zip ties

Just wrote “tinker a little” in my daily intentions journal, I’m officially gnomed out you other gnomes could never

It’s like a student union but goopy

i love spooky gammy

screenshots really undersell how much motion there is in the swamp. Stumbled upon some borean tundra bubbles that work perfectlyyyy for the slime :3 🫧 #HouseofPlagues #EpsilonWoW #EpsilonRP

I was just tweeting some bullshit in 2022

Cloud swirly!!! ☁️

Gee I wonder why every job requires a bachelors degree nowadays Gee it’s almost like someone might benefit immensely from you taking out thousands of dollars in high interest loans Gee it’s almost like acknowledging most jobs can be taught would drastically reduce the indebted population Gee.

On my bike ride yesterday a bunny was running right alongside me for a good 10 seconds and I felt like a Disney princess

Eredar Warlock✨ #worldofwarcraft

my dad in my dream last night: "no I will not drive you and Kota to the emergency vet" :hits me over the head with a frying pan: my dad irl: "I'm so excited that you're getting into bike riding again, let me buy you all the accessories, we should go on a ride sometime!"

Capitalism breeds innovation

Really slow day at work today so I cranked out a little in-universe research paper from the perspective of my Maldraxxus wasp plague deviser grandma (teaser for a possible House of Plagues campaign too!) docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I need to rewatch Solo actually

slightly increase a band Magdalena Gulf

Oh my god

This is pure sex

Who said a gay dude with dirty blonde hair can’t hang a LEGO Great Wave painting? 🌊

Stop showing me screen-accurate clone trooper cosplays I want to sleep with them

Yeah that’s my long time friend and forged-by-blood ally, the champion of Azeroth! …no I don’t know their name …no I don’t acknowledge them in conversation Do the intimidate details of their personal life impact how good they are at slaying 20 voidwalkers .. or?

Me (hypomanic): “I’m going to learn how to play the kalimba and also I’m going to make a living off of GoPro recording my bike rides and putting inspirational audios over them.”

Butt hurt Send help

Kota had a really bad asthma attack today, she’s okay, but it’s just another sobering reminder that I’m never sure how much time I have left with her. She’s lived a long and happy life as our family cat, but anything short of forever makes me feel like I’ve fallen short as a pet owner.

Oh baby

I’m getting a new bike today :)

face reveal, wrong answers only

Happy Mothership Day

Trying to sign into my job’s dental benefits was comparable in difficulty to hacking the CIA mainframe and discerning Quentin Tarantino’s exact location

Omg I hit 1k followers quick someone unfollow me before I start posting intentionally inflammatory WoW takes

Beautiful set from top to bottom 🏰🐉⚔️

I’m living proof that “people just want to get paid to do nothing” isn’t true because I quite literally am being paid to do nothing and it’s miserably isolating, also boring to a soul-draining degree.

I just realized I can make him dance

holy fucking chat gpt, batman

Idk why this works but saying “the apartment is getting a little overwhelming” instead of “I’m a shameful pig slob living in my gross piggy pen full of mud and goop” really helps me get in the cleaning mindset

Like that’s grandpa

Count Dooku :)

Old God Y'Shaarj #warcraft #warcraftart

Erm fuck Jeff Bezos and fuck the Met Gala btw

Holy peak

Commissions for @imp-in-a-ball.bsky.social Eeeviiiiil wizzzaaaard eeeviiiiil wizzaaaard

Average yaoi couple

✨ HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!! 🪐 Congratulations! You’ve landed in a galaxy far far away. What ship are you flying around in? 🤨

don’t

Life when I have a new video game to play, a LEGO set to build, an outdoor activity I love, and a father I no longer hate

Hope to see a space game with all of these in my lifetime • No loading screen, long-distance space travel & atmospheric entry • Fully explorable planets that are actually planet-sized!!! • Sandbox base building & ship customization • In-depth character customization • Full modding support

vulpera monk🟢 _____ #digitalart #art #oc #anthro #artwork #sketch #2d #2dart #wow#fanart #vulpera #worldofwarcraft #monk