One, that's not how copyright works and there will be an entire battalion of IP lawyers who will be happy to correct Open AI of this misapprehension, likely to the tune of billions of dollars, and two, fuck this shitty thieving waste of proteins and lipids

I love SNW. I was banging on the “Pike needs his own show” early in S2 Discovery. And hey, of course we’d have Spock, and Peck is good! And okay, Chapel, and Bush is good! And yay, cadet Uhura! And… Kirk. And… Scotty. Uh, guys, I’ve already seen TOS. I’m here for SNW. Stay focused.

New cosplay goal: join an “Umamusume: Pretty Derby” group as Twilight Sparkle

TIME LINE CLEANSER

While I’m at it: You guys know what to do!! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

lets go ghouls

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! When the local regime collapses, a deep cover operative is forgotten by his handlers. He resorts to anonymously publishing his findings—any findings—in a local paper to the delight of the locals in 1996’s “Your Source in the Field.”

One day kids will be going “Picard is so dated! No one beats Captain Christina Kinnison from Star Trek: Galactic Patrol”

I assume everyone on the Enterprise NCC-1701-D is queer, because it’s the heckin’ 24th century. We just never see it because Paramount are cowards 😆

We don't, there will be a new (and hopefully better) normal after this, that said, for the rest of our lives we'll have to be aware a non-trivial number of neighbors and fellows voted for actual fascism, and that's always going to be a bummer

Actually y'know, fuck my doomerism.

We want to use ‘we’ pronouns more often, but we’ve spent over 50 years with “I” and we don’t have the habit yet. And we are worried it will be confusing and off-putting.

Perfect video … no notes.

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Rouge… err, rogue Mary Kay Cosmetics agents stage the first, and last, cross-state race in their famous pink cars. One State Trooper must catch his sister before lives or careers are lost in 1988’s “Lipstick Turnpike.”

Moon prince warrior (HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🐇🌙

Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves the World Day, everybody. 42 years ago today, Lt. Col. Petrov prevented an accidental nuclear war. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...

Today's highlight, I think: the Reichenbach Falls...

PROTECT THE DOLLS means ALL of the dolls, including clocky dolls and bricky dolls I can’t believe I have to say that in this Year Of Our Lord 2025 What is wrong with some of you

I made something ridiculous. (Patron-only right now, will go public next week.) www.patreon.com/posts/139685...

Closed minds STOP thought crimes! #ttrpg #paranoia

You’re telling me a rubber baby buggied this bumper????

#YeenYeen What's in the box man???

it's always been very simple

2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! When the owner of a small pastry factory dies, his family begins negotiations with a large bakery corporation. The screw-up employees struggle to form a co-op in time to save their jobs in 1983's “the Snack Shack Slacker Sack.”

Okay, one mote of silver lining in this disaster: I did not know until today that acetaminophen and paracetamol are in fact the exact same medication.

Keep it up everyone, if we just keep making games with women and pronouns we can eventually ensure that the chuds never get to enjoy a single new video game ever again

The latest issue of CELESTIAL TOYROOM is out from @dwasonline.bsky.social ! I've got several pieces in here, including my thoughts on the course of the RTD2 era and a review of the new book FEAR DEATH BY WATER. www.dwasonline.co.uk/latest_issue

Thank god my mom just did Valium and Virginia Slims when she was pregnant with me

I was raptured but Friend Computer just activated my next clone so here I am again

From my Larchives to celebrate this week's Rapture.

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Having escaped vampire hunters and the SEC, the Dracula-possessed Wall St. hustler launches a unethical Private Equity takeover firm, bleeding healthy companies (and their employees) dry in “Chad the Impaler: Bottom Lines (2006).”

My inner 8-year-old should not have learned today that there’s a radio station in Arizona with the call sign KJZZ

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

The funny thing about the Rapture is that after the initial chaos, life for all the rest of us would markedly improve once the Rapture-believers were gone

How many names does your pet have? Willow, Willers, Lady Fluffybutt, Queen Bitch, Doofus, Dumbass, Noisy Baby, Elderly Baby, The Ears, Bearer of the Beans, Twitchy Tail, Supermodel

Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! A mishap separates the amusement pier from the beach, and the stranded descend into bacchanalian excess at Pete’s Pier Pub. They find clever ways to avoid being rescued so they can enjoy just “One More Day At Sea (1967).”

Super Dimensional Fortress Macaron

At dinner last night I saw a lady in an AMAZING dress whom I strongly suspect was gender-non-compliant. I fear she thought I was looking at her with disapproval when in fact I was thinking she was FABULOUS.

Happy #Caturday!

For your timeline cleanse

Used the upgrade to iOS 26 (mixed bag, naturally) as an excuse to update my lock screen to make use of the new clock font choice. Wish I could set the typeface for the date widget, but naturally, Apple doesn’t want you to have TOO much control.

I went from petting the doggie at a friend’s house to petting the polycule doggie where I’m staying to petting Willow the kitty up in the bedroom. My life right now is focused around cute animals and I don’t hate it

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

omg I forgot to pack ollie's ears when I dropped him off at boarding

When Michael Eisner has the sane and moral high ground, you are getting it wrong.

Silksong is SO pretty and sounds amazing and I do NOT have the platforming skills to play it 😢

Dumb people are suddenly mad at Tim Russ and you know what? I'm usually in favor of people being fans however they want to, but I'm a little tired of "phaser Trekkies" who are just in it for the uniforms and hardware and space battles and are shocked SHOCKED that Trek is suddenly "woke"

Sunset in the Blue Ridge Mountains last night