Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I've said, "Hey, do you get cold sores? Because I do. I hate them but ever since I got on Acyclovir it's helped SO much. Did you know cold sores are actually herpes?" And then I start laying out herpes statistics and invite them to ask questions and stuff. Or I link: www.ohjoysextoy.com/herpes/

I come up with interesting, fun comic page layouts :3 (The full autobio stories of the 2nd and 3rd page samples are locked away on my Patreon, but you can read 'em for free when you sign up as a trial member www.patreon.com/erikamoen)

When my father refloored the verandah a few months ago, he left one plank out long with no explanation. We didn't ask, it's his verandah, after all. Harmless. We just found out why. #dragon #lizard Today:

So this gummy bear tastes like peach, right?

I come up with interesting, fun comic page layouts :3 (The full autobio stories of the 2nd and 3rd page samples are locked away on my Patreon, but you can read 'em for free when you sign up as a trial member www.patreon.com/erikamoen)

Space Camp is my memoir about going through the Intensive Outpatient Program at the mental hospital and you can read the nearly 200 page story for just $5. www.patreon.com/posts/comple...

When I said I wanted to catastrophize less in 2026, i did not mean i wanted all the bad things in my head to become real, to be clear

Oh, well, if you insist…

Cat Disaster = Cat Comics, plus all the other art and projects I made in December can be perused here, in this free, public post: www.patreon.com/posts/147848...

Any fellow children of the 90s here? Look at this frickin’ sweet FernGully score I nabbed on eBay— it’s some kind of information pamphlet about the movie to promote it before it released in 1992. Many a Crysta in her petal bikini was drawn by little-Erika back in the day.

Come hang out with @cooklincomics.bsky.social and me on 1/24 at the downtown bkswpicspdx.bsky.social, as we discuss her evangelical youth, subsequent promiscuity, and asexual reckoning. Her debut graphic novel is a fascinating memoir for all, whether you're ace, a stone-cold pervert, or in between!

Tell your sweetie "Happy Valentine's Day!" with our classic Anal Safety Snails card 🐌💕🐌 topatoco.com/collections/...

@lunalemony.bsky.social did their best to remove their body hair, but once they figured out they're nonbinary, they found their hair is directly connected to their gender euphoria. www.ohjoysextoy.com/body-hair-is...

Cat Disaster = Cat Comics, plus all the other art and projects I made in December can be perused here, in this free, public post: www.patreon.com/posts/147848...

Come hang out with @cooklincomics.bsky.social and me on 1/24 at the downtown bkswpicspdx.bsky.social, as we discuss her evangelical youth, subsequent promiscuity, and asexual reckoning. Her debut graphic novel is a fascinating memoir for all, whether you're ace, a stone-cold pervert, or in between!

新成人の皆さん、おめでとうございます！ #成人の日

🚨💜 PORTLAND ACES AND COMIC LOVERS!!! 💜🚨 please join me and @erikamoen.bsky.social on Saturday, 1/24 at 5pm at @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social downtown for a night of love and love and more love!!! 🥲

Please enjoy this very accurate portrait by @mustachemutt.bsky.social of Tig fresh out of her cast and with her one little leg all shrimpy after five weeks of being bandaged away from the world and the vet said to do our best to keep her from running and jumping on it because it's still healing.

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. (For more High Quality™ art & comics, follow www.patreon.com/ErikaMoen for freeeee)

@erikamoen.bsky.social  comes back to @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social  this week with a great strip about finding out you've become post-menopausal — at 40. Very good coverage no matter what age you hit menopause.   https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/gone-in-a-hot-flash-erika-moen/

I absolutely recommend AFAB people educate themselves on menopause *early*, because society/medicine does not do enough to notice what's going on and give people real options.

Remind you, this is happening concurrently with every sex worker or nsfw artist getting demonetized and shoved off the web. They never cared about protecting kids, they just wanna be the ones in control, the ones making money.

New in out etsy shop! Original art by Claire Scott of the Straw Hat Pirate's one & only archeologist, Nico Robin! Claire's delicate line art brings glamour to this one-of-a-kind ink drawing. Claire is a real talent to watch! @jcscottart.bsky.social helioscopepdx.etsy.com/listing/4399...

La Goulue

This video is the reason why I started calling my menopause "COUGARty" U_U www.instagram.com/reels/DOq26f...

I've had so many friends that ended up having hormone issues that caused a lot of their fatigue especially so hey, this is your PSA to get your levels checked if you haven't found a root cause for your ailments.

Great memoir/explainer comic by Erika Moen @erikamoen.bsky.social about experiencing a devastating early menopause.

Today's pigeon is a queen.

I had [undiagnosed] menopause symptoms so bad I got TWO SPINAL TAPS because they thought I had MS 😂😭

Hot flashes and mood swings and night sweats, OH MY! A full decade early, @erikamoen.bsky.social reached that very special second puberty reserved just for menstruators of a certain age: COUGARty! Let's hear some applause for MENOPAUSE! www.ohjoysextoy.com/gone-in-a-ho...

The Magicians fanart of High King Margo 👑 Post now public: www.patreon.com/posts/fanart...

Matt finally saw this post and it hurt his soul that I didn't recognize this movie. I'm sorry I wasn't a teenage boy in the early 00s, HONEY 😤

I've reached that stage of Middle Age Woman where I keep my total composure when teens in cars mess with me on my bike and then I just pull up next to them at the stop light and calmly ask why they did that and they literally try to hide from me in mortification in their seats until the light change

computer bot could never drop a brush on a painting for that authentic human touch 🤌

We closed out 2025 with comics on human furniture, different approaches to HRT, periods, and queer hair loss! Catch up on our December comics in our wrap-up, right here: www.patreon.com/posts/144849...

I am still very firmly on my The Magicians bullshit and shared a ton of character sketches first privately with my patrons, but the post'll go public in a few more days for the civilians. www.patreon.com/posts/fanart...

I am still very firmly on my The Magicians bullshit and shared a ton of character sketches first privately with my patrons, but the post'll go public in a few more days for the civilians. www.patreon.com/posts/fanart...

Today from the archive! Lighting basics! Hope it helps~ Consider supporting me on Patreon~ www.patreon.com/c/MustacheMutt

Though @hiencomics.com.au struggles with losing his hair at a younger age than average, he recognizes what an important role it is to become a visibly aging queer man when we are lacking an entire generation of them already. www.ohjoysextoy.com/bald-in-prog...

Btw I never posted this portrait of @erikamoen.bsky.social lil baby gremlin, Tig~ This is also my call out that I love doing pet portraits and if you've been wanting a pic of your lil guy I'd be happy to oblige <3 mustachesal.carrd.co

This is the Portland I know ❤️

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

Relatable.

Not my experience, but my husband's- which means legally I'll own 50% of it when we divorce, right? He rode in an elevator with Jason Mamoa when he was still only known for the show Stargate Atlantis. It was just the two of them for like 30 seconds. He finds a way to mention this REGULARLY.

We're super honored to have made @hopemullinax.bsky.social's Best of 2025 list and for her incredibly kind words 🥹❤️

Makes vs. Maker 2025 I think I made free, public process posts about almost all of these projects on www.patreon.com/c/ErikaMoen

Please enjoy this very accurate portrait of Tig by @mustachemutt.bsky.social U_U

Makes vs. Maker 2025 I think I made free, public process posts about almost all of these projects on www.patreon.com/c/ErikaMoen