Humanity runs on spite lmao

is this anything

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Screaming

I fall back on being a smarmy asshole as a defensive mechanism, but I really did spend a good chunk of last night heaving over the toilet almost throwing up on the verge of tears after reading about this and then checking CNN and the front page story was about the six American soldiers killed.

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: I have read different things.

Listen, Newsom fans, I get it and I understand your disappointment but we can't let perfect be the enemy of good. We need someone who can win.

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

"Amateurs study tactics, low t soyboys study logistics, true alphas never study anything ever at all." -Napoleon

if america goes long enough without being directly involved in war in the middle east it starts getting the shakes

TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today

i honestly never thought we'd half-ass a war with iran. it seemed like the end goal of a certain strain of powerful foreign policy interest such that if it ever happened it would be the culmination of decades of careful plotting and maneuvering. but nope, they got there and they're just YOLO'ing it

I think this case clearly shows that this law plainly targets trans people

Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.

We should set aside our petty grievances in order to make room for new and even more petty grievances

Eisenhower

the reason we’re bombing iran is because thats the penis thing to do and not bombing is vagina

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

I have sciatica, so I have to periodically stand up to stretch my muscles. It's not always an expression of my personal beliefs.

someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

Expecting us – with good reason based on history – to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you. Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

Start imagining what comes after, it’s the only way to stay sane

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

i don't really think it's good for the human psyche to stare at gore all day, but there's another equally negative assumption where people assume explosions are somehow sterile, surgical, instant and merciful death. They are not for most. They are concussive dismemberments. They leave casualties

I find this slapdash reporting implausible. It's hard to believe the president would knowingly target young girls.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

I am normal and can be trusted with a costco membership

Cards Against Humanity gets a lot of shit for being Reddit Humor and I'm not going to defend that aspect of it but between this and suing Musk over his land grab bullshit I think the people in charge get some things very right.

Holds up

a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

The U.S. is a country that is unable to handle death but is awash in it. A country with people who often can't process grief. These are terrible things.

Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end

Please also support the LGBTQ Foundation of Kansas lgbtqks.org

I’m not going to get into this again but the defund the police critique remains complete bullshit yes we can was nonspecific lock her up doesn’t lay out why or for what make america great again couldn’t be less specific this critique is pure reactionary nonsense filtered through pundits

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

Man what

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

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This blind man - a refugee from Burma - was dropped off by Border Patrol at a Tim Horton's in Buffalo, NY. In the middle of February. A mile from a home where he no longer lived. While his relatives were searching for him. Cops found his body 5 days later www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/25/b...

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology