And proud of me too. There were times where his grandmother was like "take they boy outside" and demanded he "not waste his spring break in front of the television." But I defended him. I covered his six. "Let the boy COOK." I once took down FF6 over Xmas. I knew his mission, and my assiagnment.

one of my favorites lmao

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Alito is now talking about microwave ovens. Hopefully later he'll to custome kitchen deliveries. He's gotta move refridgerators. He's gotta move color tvs.

All right, live whatevering of Trump v. Barbara, the birthright citizenship case. Arguing for the bad guys is US Solitictor General John (voice is an immutable characteristic so let's show some respect) Sauer. For the plaintiffs it's ACLU legal director Cecillia Wang.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Holy New York.

ah fuck I forgot to plan out my future

And if thee taketh thy red poltice, thou shall see how deep you rabbit hole truly goeth.

I'm pretty sure Mark Twain would hate Bill Maher

and that's why when we took down our robert e lee statue here in charlottesville, we melted that bitch.

HOWLING

🧵There would have been no George Orwell without Eileen O’Shaughnessy Blair. She saved her husband’s life twice, including when they were fighting fascists on their honeymoon in the Spanish Civil War.

everyday, he takes care of his garden 🌱

Never in my life have I believed Iran state media over our own government. Until now. That’s not being “unpatriotic,” it’s having a brain that functions.

You can find me on my knees in the dirt taking literally dozens of photos of my baby ferns

Spring has finally sprung.

I was in the mood to watch something fun and low stress so I'm rewatching Eureka. It's a great show

Rest in peace, Sam Kieth. Never met him, but my god, what an artist.

Perfect

I really don’t like it when things are unbeknownst to me but also things being knownst is pretty terrible right now too so idk

[Sade voice 🎵]

#Newark #NJ

Thank you for asking.

My email is an endless stream of “upgrade to get access to—“ I don’t want it. I want to downgrade. I want to get less access. I want the opposite of what you’re selling.

🏆Sloppelganger🏆⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Our country's extraordinary lack of education is so glaringly obvious w this admin's actions as ppl here have no idea how interwoven the allied countries are as well as how connected all countries are in our global geopolitical sphere. Newton's Third Law of Motion: every action causes a reaction.

If Gerri from Succession had been a really shitty lawyer.

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

it is literally in every grade schooler’s top 3 things to worry about

The response is….comprehensive.

How do we feel about the fact that some people are starting to call it what it is bsky.app/profile/mark...

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

When I said I was a bad tennis player I meant evil

And Tallarico is already compromised because he took money from Miriam Adelson @msnowreports.bsky.social @maddow.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social @joyannreid.bsky.social @katiephang.bsky.social @velshi.com @ayman.msnbc.com @ahylton26.bsky.social

I'll take any excuse to remind you that De La put out a new album this winter and it is phenomenal.

It's apparently De La Soul Day (3/3) so let me promote @austinmccoy.bsky.social's book while I'm at it

Just a brief interlude with the moon

When i leave the bedroom, the first piece of art I see is this, and it sets me up for the rest of the day-

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

Wednesday

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration. #BrutalButAccurate

Elder forest gods (40 min doodle)

Eyeball doodle

My therapist keeps saying "damn, life got hands" which feels unhelpful at best

Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

A glass of wine so big it would kill God