Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

liberals on this microblogging website

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Beating the Mets on Ron Santo Bobblehead day, as is right and proper

Ideal relationship dynamic

Elon Musk basically accused Trump of being a pedophile and then got dinner with him again a few months later. Joe Rogan acted shocked and dismayed about ICE and Iran and now he’s standing behind Trump in the Oval Office. These guys only care about holding onto power through any means necessary

kash patel meeting with his security detail

Me trying to quickly think up a fake name but the only other object in the room is the president

rightwingers minds are amazing

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

“THAT’S the Chicago way.”

Asking the forbidden question

Eat it hot dog lady

missed a call from the Crash Test Dummies this morning

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

“The pope should be careful before talking theology” is just extraordinary stuff. Top-shelf. You write one book that gets turned into a Ron Howard movie and suddenly you’re nailing your manifesto to the cathedral doors.

from Superman 400, by Elliot Maggin, Marshall Rogers, Terry Austin

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

tonight we’re gonna post like it’s 1889

I realize this is confusing, but the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran isn’t a domestic political story.

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever

Is he healing Jeffrey Epstein?

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

[W]heeeeeee!

My Spring to do list by JD Vance 1. Prevent Iran war 2. Negotiate end to Iran war 3. Reelect Viktor Orbán

Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”

Shout out to Hungary and whatnot.

Okay, sure, but there are five whole continents where Vance didn’t take an L this week.

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

anyone who says people opposing data centers are just nimbys need to stop echoing industry propaganda and see what it’s actually like to live near one

jd vance negotiating with Iran

The Strait of Hormuz

god DAMN

What I like best about the Artemis II photos is that it was taken by actual humans. An actual person had to frame it and manually adjust settings. It's their own artistic rendition of what they thought looked best at the time, something no probe, rover or unmanned spacecraft can take. it's art

something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

The Secretary of State attending a UFC fight while wartime diplomatic negotiations fail would generate an explosive, front-page, above-the-fold headline for any previous administration

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

The Citi Field scoreboard showed the Artemis II astronauts returning safely to Earth tonight! 👏