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Cartoonishly evil stuff here

Lol I’m at a restaurant watching MNF and some dude mansplaining TO ME who John Madden was.

2025 recapped

I once was in an elevator with Bob Odenkirk (and a few other people I didn’t recognize). I was far too shy to say anything.

damn that baby looks cool as hell

“He might not have remembered” is an amazing thing for @joerogan to slide in here too

This just shows how bonkers that game was

Don’t believe what they say about me, I’m not always mean

I think if you make content like this you should just not have as many rights as other people

“People held there have described a litany of inhumane conditions: overcrowded and unsanitary holding cells; not enough food and water; and freezing conditions at night. Legal experts said, in many cases, detainees at Broadview were coerced into signing paperwork before even speaking to a lawyer.”

Logging onto this app is like logging into a parallel universe, the universe where everyone reads the news

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Gooooood morning, Chicago! ☀️

Coming for it all 🐻⬇️

2025 NFC NORTH CHAMPS!

Kings of the North 👑

LMAO

Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him

That makes 32 reported deaths in ICE custody since Trump took power again.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW

guy in hulk hogan gear concerned about being seen as racist

In courts of law, this is known as consciousness of guilt.

We have Marty Supreme at home

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

DK should be able to do whatever he wants to this guy, rt if you agree

Anyone who supports this kind of thing, whatever their reason, has a broken soul. Anyone who supports or defends the political regime that activates it cannot be trusted on any level.

200 posts one day. Totally normal stuff 🤷‍♂️

ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries. Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves. "Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks. "No, guess he should've complied," agent says. Yakima, Washington

The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction

It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance. Everything Trump Touches Dies.

producer: what’s the new christmas song about? guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop? producer: what the fuck

"And Tiny Tim, who did die… NOT!"

We Wish You Baby, A Merry It's Cold Christmas Outside 🤝 not going until you get some

"It's a holiday tv special about a bald, melancholy boy" Vince Guaraldi:

Merry Christmas to you all, even if you’re just here for the zip line. @ityslmemes.com

Santa Claus Has Come to Chi-Town. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all

93-year-olds when Nat King Cole wishes kids from 1 to 92 a Merry Christmas

NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.

So I have the cover story in next month's TNR. I interviewed the heads of police groups; immigration defense attorneys, ex-judges and ex-prosecutors; former DOJ and DHS officials, and the former head of Border Patrol. They're all horrified at what we've seen, and they all fear what's coming.

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