With her husband detained, a New Brunswick mother cares for her medically fragile son alone

One terrible thing John Fetterman has done is cast suspicion on any guy who wears basketball shorts all winter despite most of them being really cool and nice

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

I think this is my favourite Morrowind art I made this year. I like how everyone I talk to has a slightly different opinion on Vivec’s character :)

YES - dashare.zone ADMIN

I’m not thankful and I’m building a bomb

Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

the average man has immediate access to no fewer than five bottle openers, at least two of which are integrated into articles of clothing. everything comes in cans now, exacerbating an ongoing and urgent crisis of masculinity.

we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps

it is time to toilet paper the mean old neighbors house. this is your window, awful teens. hear the psychic call to arms

everyone says they want a third space until i offer them the use of the dank, lightless prison cells i've dug out beneath my home in secret over 30 years. way to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, guys!

euuugh im just a little program. i';m a little app that just eupdated ooogh. lemme show yo u tool tips of all the new featuyres u dont wanna uuse eeeverrrrrrr no you can't turn them offfffff

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Lammy Blows It

here is lego watto smoking a bong

I sure hope this stuff stuck in my beard is chocolate

Ohta: “Fukui-san! Apparently the contestant has insight into the fundamental nature of things! He says that time is actually unitary and NOT linear!” Fukui: “thank you, that’s fascinating to hear” Female co-presenter: “wow, unitary time~”

hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours

Drywall mud doesn't mix right unless you perform the correct canticles in the correct order. Unguents and incenses dont hurt either

stop doing necromancy with the computer!!

JOURNALIST: (ambushing me at my desk) Sir, we’re investigating the allegations. Can we talk? ME: This is ridiculous. I have nothing to hide. JOURNALIST: (revealing the special blacklight that works on chowder) Then you won’t mind if we run a quick test? ME: Hey, come on, what are we even doing here,

All games are NSFW. If your boss sees you playing games on the clock, you'll get in trouble.

whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao

we’re lucky clouds die the way they do as rain, because if they fell down all at once they would crush us all.

thought this hammer was going to pay for itself but so far nothing in my home is a geode

the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

nobody wants to seem gullible and it’s turned into this pathological inability to simply enjoy a good old fashioned passion play of dipshits

Thom Dorke

i prefer making you angry over being right

(on the front line in the poster war) you are now retreating manually

lmfao

Who Invited The Dog Man?

Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2. Reporter: That’s.. How did you Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.

it’s ok to post bad just not in the way your doing it

me online: fuck you you scum sucking freak me irl, later: mmm this scum tastes so good when sucked

ah, a breunig saying "We need babies -- no not THOSE babies" with the almost-comforting regularity of a freight train

spending today giving up! giving up all day today

Neighborhood kids saw me looking at them through the window after they knocked on my door