Google doc is the lower class form of spread sheets. Spread sheets is the perverts term for marital bed.

Million dollar idea: shower beignets

I am an ALPHA MALE conservative. I believe in traditional values like family and strength. We should cull the weak and non-whites. I will have a mint majesty tea with two honeys please.

Who made this

Finally figured it out, and I’m sure I’m not the first to say it, but Nancy Mace has black hole sun face

Finally figured it out, and I’m sure I’m not the first to say it, but Nancy Mace has black hole sun face

They should put Run Ronnie Run in the criterion collection

Muff diving is short for muffuletta diving down my throat

I got that shit on

If I were a virologist I’d invent a virus that only targeted hosts of the man show. It wouldn’t hurt that many people but it sure would save a lot of

Gotta fit on tonight

And I’ll do it again!

I’m not gonna give Bernie an attaboy for calling it a genocide 711 days into the genocide. Get fucked, old man

Good news for you: we have an ongoing thing called @hatespeechpod.bsky.social and we’re always accepting guests

New Orleans I am in you

From infinite darkness I emerged and to infinite darkness shall I return and that’s gay lmao

Whatchoo know about corgi puppies

When I see a bug in my food, I eat it. I’m preparing for What’s Coming.

Onsen Sweemey Todd

Sleve McDichael Clayton

When I see a bug in my food, I eat it. I’m preparing for What’s Coming.

Lesson learned: airport gamer bars that mix bourbon with mango puree create a cocktail that’s reminiscent of sweet sweat.

Why are they playing modern country at the gamer bar in the airport

What am I doing to myself man

Vaxxed, relaxed, and unwaxed

I promise you’re not prepared for who Joe Rogan’s guest was when he found out Charlie Kirk died

Big day for Tylers

I promise you’re not prepared for who Joe Rogan’s guest was when he found out Charlie Kirk died

“Political violence won’t change anything.” Ehhhh tell that to Shinzo Abe.

More like Charlie Croak

White people finally have a Shinzo Abe and it’s Charlie Kirk

The thing about Charlie Kirk that we can all agree on is that he died young, in pain, and completely aware of it.

Now that Charlie Kirk died, we can be woke again

Me whenever someone asks if a young far right mouthpiece and father should suffer political violence

Charlie Kirk’s neck just did that

Why call it abortion and not cleaning your womb

Big day for Tyler appreciators and hormones

Big day for Tyler appreciators and hormones

Trump out there writing pedophilic yaoi fanfic for Epstein’s birthday. What a world

Saw a MyChart message from my doctor and didn’t expect it to be this

Matt Gaymon starring in The Pourne Identity directed by Doug Slimin’

Spent too much money today so I’m celebrating with a cinnamon roll

Me all night tonight

It pains me to admit that Peter Dinklage is an all timer Dexter villain and Dexter Resurrection is the definition of perfect slop.

Raise the price of food, get rid healthcare and medicine for children, and make everyone unemployed. Oh boy, I wonder what this will lead to

I’m a serious film reviewer

Thomas Kinkade ❌ Domme Ass Kink Aid ✅

Thomas Kinkade ❌ Domme Ass Kink Aid ✅