Everyone loves a “wife guy” but if you defend your wife by any means necessary suddenly you can’t go to the Oscar’s for a decade

Marty Supreme

Every person in ICE and all of its supporters could die tomorrow and the world would only improve.

NC-17 Wodehouse

ICE kills innocent woman. Governor calls it a tragedy. Governor sends in troops to bash people protesting said killing. Funding for ICE goes up

Democrats will push for more funding for “better funding” and everything will get worse. Same as it ever was.

I’m sorry I just have a lot going on

They’re calling me the most dripped out nurse on the west coast

I’m not scared of skiing. Don’t say I’m scared of skiing. I’m against skiing for classist and leftist reasons. I’m not scared

I’m not scared of skiing. Don’t say I’m scared of skiing. I’m against skiing for classist and leftist reasons. I’m not scared

Went to a DSA meeting years ago and I was wearing Nike tech fleece. They didn’t think I was left enough. Who’s laughing now

No, blood for oil!

Very fucking cool that hospitals are asking your race and ethnicity on job applications now. Probably for normal reasons

LGBTQ2A+

Very fucking cool that hospitals are asking your race and ethnicity on job applications now. Probably for normal reasons

America is in a bad place. I’m feeling hopeless about it. I know something that would help: Charlie Kirk. Dig him up and shoot him again

First crap of 2026 clogged the toilet let’s gooooooooo

Never forget 1/1/25

2027 will be my year

Shout out to everyone still waiting on their new years kiss

Happy new years, haters. You get 3 things today. First is our NYE tradition of punishing ourselves. Second is a 3hr long ep of us talking about what we loved this year. Lastly is our pilot episode of the pod with bad audio. Enjoy! 🔗 below

Big day for seeing me suffer on video

Rightwing guy that gets mad at dog shit because it used to be white

Rightwing guy that gets mad at dog shit because it used to be white

Cultural Impact Enjoyers every time a new Avatar comes out

Best friend got me the hat from The Thing

Best friend got me the hat from The Thing

Cultural Impact Enjoyers every time a new Avatar comes out

Don’t forget the reason for the season: Amen Rider

About to go all Damian Lewis in Homeland to fix Twitter

About to go all Damian Lewis in Homeland to fix Twitter

Just climbed down Santa’s chimney if you know what I mean. I mean homosexual intercourse with Saint Nicholas

Just climbed down Santa’s chimney if you know what I mean. I mean homosexual intercourse with Saint Nicholas

Wow

Wow

It’s like my mother always said: destroy humans and make them your slaves

I see you James Cameron

I see you James Cameron

Say what you will about Charlie Kirk but at least he stuck his neck out there and took a chance

It’s like my mother always said: destroy humans and make them your slaves

Say what you will about Charlie Kirk but at least he stuck his neck out there and took a chance

Bush pilot would be a good title for someone that competitively eats pussy for a living

TODAYS THE DAY

If you want to learn about why to hate Christopher Nolan, this is the comedy podcast for you

I was bullied into being festive but I stand normally through it all

No one: Your friend that exclusively texts you in Instagram reels: “wow is anything ever gonna happen in Pluribus?”