chief: ok what do we have here dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house chief: and what crime did he commit dog cop: are you being serious

unsurprised pikachu face www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

"Hugh did this!"

tbf we executed one of you too www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Thank you Bandcamp for being decent people! AI forbidden on the platform yay!

The next waterfall above Skógafoss is Steinbogafoss. The curtain of water stands in stark contrast to the mossy canyon. #Iceland #IcelandTrip #IcelandAdventure #WaterfallWednesday #Waterfalls #IcelandWaterfalls #WaterfallWay

I'm going to see your 'Abolish ICE' and raise you a 'Get rid of the entire Department of Homeland Security'

If anyone can annoy ICE into quitting, it's Will Stancil. Good for him.

legend tells of a fifth loko

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too many people crowing about X and the nazi bar with websites that end in substack dot com

San Francisco skyline tonight after sun sets. Taken from Emeryville, California. #sunset #nature #eastcoastkin

coming around on the idea that a politician is a type of cop

Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.

Personal finance expert you say?

A Red-tailed Hawk with a bit of snow on her noggin. She typically stays elsewhere in the park, but on this day she was perched next to the parking lot.

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Never gets old seeing dudes with bios like "Hubert R. Dweebest Memorial Professor of Law, Fartingham University" reply "yeah well what's YOUR plan to fix the country" to a guy whose last post was "jabba tha butt"

play this loud, play this often, play it on repeat

It's good to use the resources at hand to fight because sometimes you win. Also, I keep thinking of the period after this man was killed and how a group of people tried to impose a new social reality. It didn't work. This too is a lesson.

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

"please erase my browser history"

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky

North Atlantic #Orca appear to be expanding from harassing #yachts to going after #commercialvessels North Atlantic warning: orcas now targeting commercial vessels in what experts call coordinated assaults share.google/kwy5wy9eIc33...

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

Socialism has Arrived

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

ko-fi.com/s/fc34523e7f Happy New Year, Fuck Gen AI, Never Surrender.

*extremely Office Space voice* two books at the same time

day one in mamdani’s new york

The path to political success on the left isn't that hard. Stand with the people and never forget that you did that. Repeat.

Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.

this is, indeed, a crusade by the people directly running the New York Times to destroy the rights and lives of trans people in this country they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it

[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?

Welp there it is. If you still subscribe, now you know exactly what you're funding

Time-lapse of an ultrasonic cheese cutter at Rodolphe Le Meunier fromager.

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

Big fan of complimentary graffiti. This ol’ thing? Thanks, stranger.

some of you are saying "go to the potty" and others are saying "go to bed" well me, i'm saying go robert mueller and the rule of law

Pretty sure this is the best reporting I've seen explaining this youtube.com/shorts/f_l9X...