Goodnight, Hoard. I love you.

Put a quarter in the jar every time Skip does a piss

For the better, maybe? Maybe. Though I feel these ads were preoccupying the idiot boomers.

Gods forbid a girl be ueranin

Laser it is

Friendmaxxing is this anything

The survey never asks for a login or password. Huh. I thought @snuffbait.bsky.social was a sorta chill account? But also 2FA exists and you should be using it even of. Good luck hacking me anyways.

What if... What if you could create your own prog pills?

Nobody tell her.

That's because it is, we all know this.

It's me. Hey hi hello. I know who to blame for this even. (You monster)

taking suggestions for what might be posted for... what like 500 Treasures?

.... she me fr fr +6 years where's my cane

bsky: HEY FOLLOW MORE PEOPLE LIKE THAT ONE YOU JUST DID me: i'll fucking cut you. I will purge my follows at my discretion and for good reason.

10outta10 researchers support this initiaitive. @raynpuddle.bzky.team would you care to comment on the matter.

gonna get my SRS next week: Strongbad Rodriguez Sbemails

once a population of sentient being is a certain size, every possibility is a probability, however slim.

If you’re in the Madison Wisconsin area, I’m playing next Saturday at Gamma Ray Bar at 3 PM, and you should come see me and get a friendship bracelet or some stickers! Also a great opportunity to meet your 17th favorite #TransEmily #MusicSky #IndiePop #RetroPop #NostalgiaPop #Queer #QueerArtist

holy fuck it’s real

Wait it's normal to remember your childhood and not specific horrifying events and like physical trauma??

tguy swag

youtu.be/nBwkZTeKiR8?... AAAAAAAAWWE i could cry.

Aaaaaaaawwwwwe

Free will was a mistake

Carry all your identifying information always. Also a big shovel.

i don't mean to be annoying! but this is kinda on my mind a lot sooo

You can just see him do a little nod and a knowing smile.

DO IT, FOOL! I'M WEARING MY EXPLOSION PROOF UNDERWEAR!!

So you would post about it. Look how far it spreads.

It's so beautiful!

cackling

Good girled at the same time separateky they're working together they must be...

Both at the same time!

Being bullied by both partners at the same time

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

Fucking nazis

Absolutely despicable people

this bartender is making anti-ICE jokes, i like it here

Thinking about this once again

They arrested a girl for throwing a snowball. They shot pepper balls at us and got at least 2 people in the face. They are the domestic terrorists. FUCK ICE

Chapsticks creepin

Critty out here a connoisseur of the peets Respeh

youtu.be/rguRdWCtqxk?... EVERYBODY SHUT UP MY SHOW IS ON

thinkin about the labial geyser again oughhhhggg

Yearning, falling down, yearning more It's a simple life..