eleanor rigby

James Hetfield as the voice of my GPS: Take EXXXXITTTT FIIIIVE THENNNN TURRRRN RIIIIIIIGHT STRAAAAAAIGHT AHEEEAAAD THEN TAKE A LEFT PAST YOGURTLAND

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

"Trans youth who wanted hormones but couldn’t access them were nearly twice as likely to attempt suicide than those who could." If Wes Streeting and Louis Appleby had a conscience they would apologize and withdraw from public life. But, of course, they don't.

"This is Fox McCloud..."

What did she mean by that?

Today I honor the famous sorcerer Yoda

Here's how friends SHOULD treat each other! 🪱

No you don’t understand the Jeffrey Epstein biopic doesn’t cover the island because the films timeline ends in 2001, 5 years before the first major allegations emerged.

So, I'd forgotten we wrote this line for Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, back in 2018, but we cut it purely for pacing. I... kinda wish we'd kept it, now.

‘Disappointed’ ‘Surprised’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Dogs Who Were Given a Bath After Being Embraced and Told ‘It’s Time for Your Bath’

are you quite comfortable because Christ you're flat

damn right!

Seeing this live was special, especially when Broden and Zach realised they could make the Manchester crowd cheer just by standing on the speakers

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

Behold the snake.

Some of the fantastic bots you can expect to see this weekend at BBBxLHG: Big Bot Bash! Kicks off 1pm Saturday at LHG Taproom and is free to spectate, awesome food and drink on offer :)

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh. Shh.

When you're 6'3", you and short ladies at the grocery store have an unspoken understanding. It's the social contract.

21 gun salute for bonnie, who is going to have sex tonight and doesn’t accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in cryptocurrency. may we all find the courage to follow the path she’s forged for us

I’ve had this in my head all day

Why demand a pope be tough on crime when we already have The Bishop? youtu.be/iqgaX_skm8w?...

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Happy Dead Thatcher Burn In Hell Day everyone

Jesus, dying on the crucifix- "From now on... refer to this time... as Eas-..." Everyone- "...Eas?" *two days later* Jesus, emerging from the tomb- "Eas NUTS ayy lmao"

I always forget Kevin Eldon was the Coffin

Good Friday Jesus is Fucking Dead Saturday Easter Sunday

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

At some point, we WILL have an accident, and that's a promise! 🤕

Every once in a while, I still think about this scene from the King of the Hill reboot, which was fantastic. And that comes from someone who grew up with the show. "It's nice to be nice." Such a simple and effective message.

Hey. My wife and I saw you from across the bar and she wants to kill you with a gun. Like in real life so you’d die for real, maybe instantly. Please say yes please don’t blow this for me

Sometimes, the system works.

I hate Keir Starmer. Repost if you also hate Keir Starmer

if Anita Bryant was still alive and promoting Florida orange juice, you couldn't pay me enough to drink it. how is Harry Potter any different? here is a timeline of JK Rowling's transphobia: web.archive.org/web/20241225... & here is where her HP money is going: www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...

I made a papercraft just for this

I don't really think your opinion on Harry Potter has any intrinsic moral valence, but c'mon, you should really not be giving Rowling money or attention if you care at all about trans rights, y'know? She's not an author with bad opinions, she's a full-time political activist who used to write books.

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

when i take my pizza out of the oven and it falls face down