No you don’t understand the Jeffrey Epstein biopic doesn’t cover the island because the films timeline ends in 2001, 5 years before the first major allegations emerged.

lol I forgot about bluesky for a few months sorry

Please enjoy this genuinely unedited and bizarre photo I took surreptitiously during the absolutely fucking wonderful @thisisalexei.bsky.social and @zacharyruane.bsky.social show REFUSED CLASSIFICATION at the Adelaide Fringe

After hearing @zacharyruane.bsky.social go on a rant about how expensive it is to take a show to Perth and how Perth people will go to Bali before they go to Melbourne, I decided I must get a ticket. Unfortunately I can't go because I will be in Bali 😅

I’m doing a comedy show with @thisisalexei.bsky.social about ‘Margaret and David’

I would like to see AJ and Big Justice go to The French Laundry and give a Boom or a Doom for each course of the degustation

@becness.bsky.social @zacharyruane.bsky.social wine cork Rudolph made at school 15+ years ago and comes out every year, and for the last 5 years at least they ask me to throw it out 😆

Do u think cars are like wormholes to dogs? I think they are

Shame Dexter never did a season long arc in which he finally meets his match in a fellow serial killer/antagonist, so much so that he starts to doubt his ethical code because actually they are the only person that truly understands him, before ultimately deciding to do the right thing and kill them

Hey just fyi my comedy group Aunty Donna has a brand new live show going on sale today: tour.auntydonna.com @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social

Great to hear @tonymartin.bsky.social and @zacharyruane.bsky.social discussing these milestones of cinema.

Is there an appeals process for Spotify Wrapped?

It's that magical time of the year when #AuntyDonny do their Xmas podcast. youtu.be/qGWOB75hgqw?... @zacharyruane.bsky.social and the boys hit again!

Omg have u heard of these people called emos????

Drake is suing me for thumb’s downing Degrassi on Hulu

Oh no Drake is suing me because I listened to ‘Not Like Us’

*orca feeling good about his new hat* orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS

You know, I kind of miss the blue ticks saying that every piece of media except ‘Deadpool’ is woke

I deserved this

The World's Most Upsetting Guessing Game is art. Pure and simple. It might be the most purest form of art ever captured on film in Australia. @zacharyruane.bsky.social in 4 desperate moments.

Yeah! Aunty Donna's "The Most Upsetting Guessing Game in the World" is back with a new season! It's @zacharyruane.bsky.social's turn to have a mental breakdown while guessing weird character quirks.

Favourite Movie, GIF only

Huge news, X is no longer the coolest letter. It has lost the top spot for the first time in over 100 years. Full list here: 1. Z 2. X 3. Y 4. V 5. Q 6. K 7. R 8. S 9. M 10. W 11. T 12. C 13. D 14. E 15. N 16. F 17. O 18. U 19. P 20. A 21. J 22. I 23. L 24. B 25. G 26. H

I never thought the letter X was cool btw.

U couldn’t make X-Files now. A show that depends on the idea that conspiracy theories and the letter X are cool and fun

Props to Elon u gotta be a really big dork to take the coolest letter and make it lame

I’m gonna buy Bluesky and rename is Z coz it’s the second coolest letter

Wow 2k followers! Thanks to everyone who has followed me! Just fyi I was shit at Twitter, shit at X, shit at Threads but I have a really good feeling about Bluesky.

Time to go to bed I think

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Holy shit my bluesky is blowing up! To al my new followers howdy my name is Zach I am a little worm

This post has reached people that don’t know that I’m a silly billy

If u guys like Bluesky, then u gotta check out X!

Framed #985 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf

If u guys like Bluesky, then u gotta check out X!

Wtf is mr beasts deal?

Okay you can have your echo chamber but only if you promise not to be shocked by the next election.

God bluesky used to be so cool it’s changed so much since I joined 4 days ago

Thanks everyone who watched the music video I directed so far!

pud

Hey everyone I directed a music video! Please go watch it or I’ll go back to X.

Hey @bsky.app when u gonna get a blue tick thing going on here? I need to distinguish myself from the worms stat

In hindsight the thought that anyone saw the top two posts in this image without the context of the bottom post makes me feel sick.

A lot of nerds on Bluesky

I made a meme for all you losers who love Bluesky a bit too much atm

People on X are gonna say everyone coming here because of politics, when really it’s about stupid idiot dumb cunts who pay for blue ticks clogging up my feed with their stupid dumb idiot shit.

So excited to announce I will be boxing Muhammad Ali’s bones in the next Netflix main event

OMG 1k followers! I love bluesky!

Playing my first ever WWII video game and it’s very funny how cool they make it all seem.