WARNING: A dangerous new form of MDMA is ravaging the metal scene! It’s several times more potent and hardly detectable from the regular form. Officials are calling it “Static Ecstasy”.

Marjorie is only acting righteous now that she’s learned the hard way Trump only supports pretty young blondes. Lol

Thank god Pelosi is retiring. If the Dems end this shut down without full unredacted Epstein files for the public, it is an absolute death knell for Schumer’s career. Get these old spineless sacks of wrinkles out of our party.

*yawn* “Sleepy Joe!” *yawn*

Personally, I see this logo in my mind over this whole administration. The person. The con. The people who buy it. When he’s gone, put this watermark on his presidential portrait.

For a generation that has watched CEO’s outgrow the working class pay by 1200%, taxing the top 1% for the betterment of the 99% should not be controversial.

This is his reaction time? No way that ear shot wasn’t staged.

I hope that fat orange fuck had a miserable evening

Lmao the establishment got DOG WALKED tonight

Cautiously optimistic - this feels like we could see a blue tidal wave of change thanks to this abhorrent and embarrassing administration.

What Republicans, and old gaurd Dems, are scared of is change - and proving it is for the better. Mamdani proved tonight that the people are ready for it.

It's probably a bad sign when Margarine Tailored Jeans is making the most sense of all Republicans

It would be so cool if just *once* reporters stonewalled the Tangerine until he cites a single fact to support lie after lie. smfh

What are they “conserving” again?

Make Adolescents Goon Again 🇺🇸

So this is what republicans say behind closed doors?

Kinda really tempted to install a swinging door in our fence so the neighbor dogs can come visit.

So the president gets a gold plane and a golf course in Qatar. Qatar gets an air base on US soil. And we the people get nothing. AMERICA FIRST LOL

Finally finished My pc stand 🤓

One time my friends threw me a surprise party but it was kinda lame. Tbh They all sat around in a circle and talked about my addictions.

Work day doodles - I’m hanging in there

Literally the only reason anyone was forced back to go to the office was to justify the company’s building lease.

If you’re reading this I’m proud of you. You’re doing great. I hope you have an awesome weekend. ✌🏻

It’s good to see Charlie’s wife pick up in his shoes and carry on the *checks notes* “Women should stay at home” message.

Just speedrunning the fall of democracy

The sketch vs the final

Elon drove it into the ground, Zuck cucked his app for the RNC, and now Trump is coming to propagandize TikTok. Bluesky will be the only free thought platform left soon.

What circle rimmed glasses wearing asshole saw the Red Sox jerseys and said “make them green”??

Cleaning Stanley cups out of my wife’s care like empty artillery shells from a tank after battle

You don’t get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

Advil execs:

I hope the rapture does happen and they all get taken. We’ll finally have peace on earth.

Why did Fox make it look like Autism trades two draft picks…

RFK’s Tylenol replacement:

Hug your furs

Our poor lil Xena passed away in her sleep Saturday night. I’m gutted. This world is cruel & unforgiving to even the most vulnerable souls. The only peace I find is knowing she knew what it felt like to be loved, however brief. 💔

BREAKING: Grimace has been shot.

Takes two cheeks to clap 👏🏻

I bet MAGA’s can’t even point to Artesia on a map smfh

Not sorry, but I can’t take the outrage over political violence seriously from the crowd that chanted “Hang Mike Pence” as they stormed the capital post election loss.

It was my bday yesterday. I made a lot of music this past year that nobody has heard (yet). Fuck it, here’s a snippet of my fav demo:

This cutie came to our window this morning. If I have a roof to put over my head, there will always be room for souls in need. Guess this makes 10 in the house for now…

Plotting an old school scoreboard with hand drawn inserts. Sorry Home Depot, your out of white paint sample cards.

Took my wife to the grocery store which means I am going to be here forever until I die of starvation surrounded by food.

Rappers are like dogs - the longer they live the more nicknames they acquire.

When maga acts all outraged by the celebration the day their orange coated crawdad croaks, remember they also were screaming “hang Mike Pence” at the Capital.

Real question - what *keeps* you here on bluesky?

PARSONS IS A PACKER

Not enough people are aware of how long Black Thought has rapped at an imperial level. Bar none. If your top five doesn’t have Tarik, it’s fraudulent at best.