Australia's cyber security co-ordinator just dropped what I think will be a very useful reaction meme

I'm not an EV driver but this is a genuinely infuriating article. I was told not to charge it to 100% because it was unnecessarily slow - but I did anyway and it was REALLY SLOW! Yeah no joke you absolute turnip www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

[Bellowing at Wet 'n Wild] Wait a moment - waterSLIDE? Bloody Americanised nonsense. It's a waterslipperydip you drongos

I don't buy into the "AFLW is too low scoring to be entertaining" argument anyway but IS interesting that four out of the five highest scores have been made at AFLM venues rather than the suburban grounds.

Loved being back at the W - very glad the Crows found another gear for the fourth quarter. #AFLWCrowsCats

Alberton for the first round of the 2025 W season #AFLWPowerDockers

Commentators mixing up Maddi Newman and Hannah Munyard? AFLW is back

Need to know underlying logic to this air guitar scene in @demilardner.bsky.social's new show. Does @tomwalker.bsky.social play guitar left handed? Or Creature? Or @pftompkins.bsky.social? Was left-handed air guitar a deliberate setup for the Hendrix homage air-burning of the air-guitar? Fascinating

It's very funny to me that even Taylor Swift has to say "my boyfriend has a podcast"

Booked tickets to see @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social's new show Drem in December. [Dremcember??] I just hope the show isn't silly in any way.

This celebration is awful - It was terrible! It was nothing! - I didn't notice it!

There have been 62 AFLW games hosted in Adelaide and I've been to 56 of them. Only missed one Crows game [and five - sorry Port]. Planning to add at least 12 more games this season. This graphic was very annoying to make on my phone. See you all there.

I just discovered on a certain streaming service that people could leave comments and the contrast with these two has sent me

There have been 62 AFLW games* in Adelaide and I've been to 56 of them. Only missed one Crows home game since the start. *in-season games, not including practice matches.

Spent a day or two sick on the couch, ended up in a spiral of watching Australian Dashcam compilations on YouTube. A few observations: - Australia is a nation of cops - so many drivers [including those with the camera] seem unaware that they're partially at fault - people seem to hate cocksuckers?

He's talking about four Coopers Pale Ales before midday.

(meant to represent blood, no doubt!)

English Day 5 cricket crowds are so good. Commentators going on about how the knowledgeable crowd is appreciative of every run - then the camera cuts to the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz pouring a beer down a nun's throat

People told me this casino had good food but the chips cost me hundreds and taste like plastic

As an AFLW member of the Crows and of Port, the online ticketing system through Ticketmaster is so baffling. Sometimes it seems like it's all the same Ticketmaster account and sometimes they seem like deliberately separate sub-accounts. So unclear what I'm supposed to do.

The quotation marks making frying am egg sound so... mysteriously sinister. @tomwalkerisgood

Just found out Collingwood is playing an away game today. Haha ahh - finally, they'll have to travel to [checks schedule] THE FUCKIN' MCG AGAIN?! #AFLMTigersPies

The "welcome home" posts being a countdown to Taylor saying she likes Happy Gilmore 2 is very funny to me

Now that all of the Karen's Diner locations have closed, I think there's room in the market for bad themed restaurants, so I'm opening Boomer's Diner. Bland food served essentially for free and all drinks served from a hose.

I think my favourite song by The Beatles is Rain.

Yooo @demilardner.bsky.social a podcast I once loved did a crowdsourced compilation album of covers, interpretations and reworkings of Lips of an Angel. It's 65 tracks and four hours long. 155pod.bandcamp.com/album/its-re...

Fuckin' love the way websites tell me to download an app which takes me to the website to log in

Theo from @boontavista.com while podcasting from the bath - "don't be on TikTok while cutting my hair"

The only thing better than walking to the footy down Punt Road is walking down Torp Road. Same crowd but everyone is twirling on their own axis and going further as a result. Mind you these days all the young ones don't even go the Punt, they're all lining up funny to go around the corner.

I love when people use The Simpsons as an example of how long something can run, because they'll exaggeratedly say "it's been running for... you know, like... 28 seasons!!" But even that is undershooting the mark at 36 seasons and running

People are going wild for: grey

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If @thefootywithbro.bsky.social being at Adelaide Oval inspires Melbourne to beat the Crows I'll bloody spew up the 9/11* Filet-o-Fishes I just ate *lost count so this is an estimate

Deeply confused by the South Australian Government's new ads about how awful it'd be to lose your driver's licence. Establishing shots of a backyard party where everyone's drinking, someone says they're late because they had to pick up Tom, who is pictured as a toddler because he can't drive.

TELL ME WHOMST ain't no things but one mistakes TELL ME WHOMST ain't no things but one heart's break TELL ME WHOMST I never want to hear you hoot I woont it thoot woot

I've started calling this shot - the tumbling falling scoop shot - the Eagle Rock. Because when it happens... Pant's down.

Thanks to the TimeGuessr Daily for this little gem. You'll love Trans Australia.

I go through fast food drive-throughs more often than I care to admit - and I've noticed a new thing in the past year. It's never "here's your flat white" or "quarter pounder extra pickles" or "here's your Zinger box" - it's always "there's that one" There's that one Is this a new direction?

Yo how many Dreamfarm Fluicers you need?

Wrote another thing! Wow! (This one is about how console launch line-ups are weird) www.screenhub.com.au/news/article...

[Hurriedly packing away my silly little blocks] I'm so sorry I thought this session was for Jenga Dysphoria, I hope you all find a way to live as your true selves

Approaching today with a real "my yes be yes, my no be no" attitude

Unpopular opinion - all of my issues with Kayo and buffering went away when I replaced my old modem. My old modem used to stream HD YouTube without an issue but struggled with HD Kayo and I was furious, like everyone else always is, but the new modem [still the basic ISP default modem] is perfect.

After a weeklong trek across central Nova Scotia, the crowd-controlled Internet Roadtrip has reached the Halifax area, and for some reason the first thing they voted to do was to visit IKEA neal.fun/internet-roadtrip

Honestly Matt Shirvington with long hair looks great #BigFreeze11

It's so funny to reflect on the Karen's Diner stuff - an entire restaurant based on Being Rude, maybe the worst idea I've ever heard, which then spawned an industry of "I went to the rude restaurant and they were rude to me, but slightly too rude for my taste" articles. Just baffling stuff.

George Harrison 1966 the #Beatles

Dark Ale Mofo