I really want to like the new Supergirl but that CGI dog is some real uncanny valley for me. Will definitely still give it a chance.

Through a gross international error, The Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz. Gary Larson- The Far Side

Roses are red Violets are nice

Slept in my Megadeth shirt and woke up dead

Ouch! My sciatica.

Lmao this is me every night. I hadn’t considered training for it, I’m gonna start tomorrow.

Why is there still smoking in contemporary shows and movies? Only 10% of Americans still smoke. The actors obviously don’t know how to smoke. Just knock it off already.

JFC this guy is a billionaire. Get a fucking driver already.

Fuck chess. This makes absolutely no sense. There shouldn't be any segregation based on gender in the first place, it's not an athletic sport.

Drop some BEACHES

lmao he says it 10 times before taking it and once after he has already accepted it. What a clown.

If he's getting ripped off by stupid people what does that make him?

Christ this guy is depraved. Putting his name on everything is exactly the opposite of honoring America’s 250 year history.

Its like saying Hitler should get reparations for killing Hitler....

All the kids learning cursive: "What's a check?"

A catchy new tune from Bette Midler.

If he had any brains (or shame) left he would be insulted that people keep making up awards to give him. He should be humiliated by it.

This happened to my next door neighbor, by Hayward PD too. But he had guns drawn on him and they treated him like he was murderer. What I don't get is why they replace the new plates with wanted ones, and don't just toss them. Is it just to mess with the victims or the cops?

So weird to catch stray blocks. A much larger account that I followed that I didn’t have interactions with. Second time it has happened.

The only thing he didn't fucking lie about is that he would be a Dictator on day 1.

I can’t tell if the Trump presidency or AI is the biggest scam in the modern age. AI is nothing more than an unpredictable googler that is sometimes right. AI agents are just entrusting your critical tasks to a below average IQ that is a smooth talker. Specialized software is much more powerful.

How can it be “somebody”? Didn’t they crack down on anonymous investing after 9/11. Is Putin getting rich off our national secrets? Who exactly is? FYI this is not corruption, it is treason. Profiting from national secrets, or leaking those secrets, is treason.

Lmfaoooooooooo

I somehow missed this gem. What is up with white people not moving their hips when they dance?

I need some way to block everyone with the word "reposted" in their name.

Y’all should get to know @andrealaflamme.bsky.social and then yell at me about how she isn’t better than these two, because good luck.

Management needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.

Satire is dead

if you've managed to dipshit yourself into thinking the TSA guys are generally well-trained professionals doing good work I don't know what to tell you. you live on another planet. do they have, like, air there? what about food. do you know what food is

Rest In Peace Chuck Norris

She keeps shedding articles of clothing, but never ends up naked. She's a mobius stripper.

THIS is the correct take. They're not just going to be TSA in different uniforms, people.

A ferris wheel would have blown Don Quixote's mind.

Bluesky coded biology lesson

My based son Celtic ordered chateaubriand at Bozo Hot Dogs and when the guy behind the counter said Huh? he slapped him with his leather glove then high-fived my grandson

How can I go poking out my eyes on account of the horrors when you gonna go and look like that?

I take it that Murray isn't a feminist lol

I was really unprepared for the second half of this sentence

More like Fully Mental Jackoff, amirie

Who is the coolest woman in a movie?

hoodie shrek doin great

ChatGPT? If I wanted an app to make me kill myself I’d open LinkedIn.

I just don't have it in me to mourn the loss of someone who was a titan of the action film industry that had my adoration growing up, but later in life joined a white nationalist cult which revealed they were always a shitty person. You don't have to mourn bigots. I promise that you don't.

"I know this is hard for you to believe, but about 14 years ago things were going so relatively well that we all had the emotional bandwith left to be upset about getting a free U2 album on our iPhones."

Wow, the video is much worse than the text describing this event.

Cade Cunninghams lung can collapse but the president can't collapse? Backwards timeline