Lmao this is even worse than I thought it would be

Billie Joe looking like a midwestern lesbian in the '80s. You are too old for man makeup bro.

Hero

You can tell this guy is really smart by the way he touches his head in his pfp I was actually expecting somebody to come out saying that technically all humans are apes so you are racist if you call out the Obama portrayal, but this is close enough.

This guy's penismenship is better than my penmenship.

Now they are showing ice dancing. Can't wait to see the American team. I hope their song is WAP.

Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only. "You can ring my bell"

Curling is definitely my favorite sport in the honkielympics. Top level athletes absolutely screaming at each other, often just yelling HARD HARD HARD. And not to mention the teams have the highest percentage of stone cold babes.

I’m not a huge stickler for protocol, but there are times it should be observed. For instance, while there will certainly be dancing in the streets When It Happens, I think it’s important to establish that when it comes to dancing on his grave, the First Dance belongs to the Black community.

Me, to myself, several times a day

Once we make all social media interoperable, our next mission has to be tupperware lids

LMAO Snoop has a jacket with the faces of the USA mixed doubles curling team on it.

Every five seconds it's "Wow! Look what this rich white pedophile did!" and folks are just like

Warehouses are not fit for human habitation. These will violate all sorts of health codes and human rights.

From 10 years ago, but I still like the idea.

First rule of business Maoism: you have to spend communism to make communism

Remember when the Panama papers dropped and all the news organizations worked together to report what was in them? That doesn’t seem to be happening with the Epstein files. No single source is going to get through 3 mil files. It’s like they planned the news takeover for cover ups like this.

This is amazing. Shakespeare wrote it 400 years ago, but the sentiments go back to the bible. And the performance is terrific, of course.

This Kool-Aid tastes terrible.

If you see this, post a character that begins with L.

Whoa whoa whoa, nobody is claiming to reinforce the immune system. It may reinforce your *inmune* system.

Everything has gone downhill since we stopped doing conga lines

I am a huge fan of absurdist humor, but only when it’s intended. Rich people love to say that making them pay their fair share would cause a drop in IRS revenue. Of course it wouldn’t. They are discounting how much their greed motivates them.

Doctor Moreau's Animal Crossing

Sounds like a punch line to a Jay Leno joke

I had my graphics department produce something to explain the current state of cryptocurrency

Companies that keep you on hold should have to tell you how many people are ahead of you in the queue and how many agents they have available to answer those calls.

Somebody get Apple to add this to News+

Victory!

Undisputed champion of useless warning labels

I just remembered colon cleanses for some reason. Are those still a thing?

I’m betting it has lower ratings than the Puppy Bowl

available for Glambot services Disclaimer it's an old polaroid camera that I tied to a broom which will be swung directly towards your head serious inquiries only

“I want a sensible Schutzstaffel. A fairminded freikorps. Give me a steady handed Sturmabteilung. The baileys want brownshirts they can respect!”

Reading on the bus is a great way to pass the time and to bone up on what's going on in the world.

California checking in

If you see this, post a character that starts with B. Bart

Hard same

FFS outlaw raw milk already

Come on Mitch, you can do it!

A stable called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Steeds

White supremacists.

I thought we had a monopoly on the left. At least me and all of my friends are on the left.

my favorite vocal stim

Hell yeah

Why is Arduino programming kinda like C++ but not really!?! More like C++-. I can't tell if I am having trouble because of the language differences or because of cognitive impairment. Why have a String class instead just using the normal std::string!?!

Know your Vulcans.

People love to kick Stancil around, and yeah, I think some of his opinions are off base, but he does make some good points too.