Greenland was a colony of Denmark before Monroe Doctrine, so it doesn't apply. Furthermore, Greenland is an official part of Denmark now, not a colony. This is like saying that Cuba has a claim to Puerto Rico.

Damn girl, that that pfeffernusse do?

My 6 year old loves cybertrucks. I can’t even be mad, because they look like they were designed by a 6 year old.

Don’t feds usually drive around in American cars?

Wendy’s employees would have never narced on Luigi like that.

She looks like she just came in second on American Idol

I wonder how much she believes this and how much it's so she doesn't get deported.

OMFG

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More earthquakes…

Jake Paul's new promotional photo looks familiar

It's a real golden age of rich people revealing how not smart they are.

Is it Krampuses or Krampii?

Lots of earthquakes tonight

The Dr. Hannibal J. Lecter Memorial Center for the Performing Arts

Someone who’s eyes are just hypnotic…

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Please god we've had enough rapey vibes to last a lifetime. If I was born a couple of weeks earlier we'd be in for On Golden Pond, which is way more accurate.

This is like a nesting doll of antisemitism and racism, 10/10, no notes

Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities https://theonion.com/report-finds-more-americans-using-gofundme-for-basic-necessities/

This photo is so unrealistic. You can tell she's a professional juggler by the way she handles the chainsaw.

The board voted unanimously, I say I have yet another piece of holiday fudge

This is the most Bluesky coded photo I've ever seen

JFC straight up eugenics.

AI just a fancy reply guy.

Feminism: What's wrong with broads these days?

Guess we are going to war with China…

Trump is too stupid to understand that oil prices are low enough that oil companies don’t want to drill for more oil.

Without junior devs you eventually run out of senior devs

This is ostensively at a Hanukkah reception. He is totally unhinged.

Hellyeah I’ll go to your party. I'll bring my dulcimer and play Moby songs

Seriously my favorite thing about bluesky is you post something meaningful and heartfelt and crickets, you post something like 'my butthole itches halp' and 100 reskeets immediately please never change

We don’t decorate with dicks enough anymore. The Roman’s had dicks everywhere

Honestly the most surprising thing about Trump's Reiner tweet is that he hasn't already tweeted that the Bondi massacre would never happen on his watch.

christmas bea arthur: thread

The nice thing about Threads is that they integrate gems like this into the default feed, and I can’t figure out how to do that here. I still spend more time here because you all are here though

Poinsettias are red because of the blood from all the elves that Santa has murdered

Most of the people pictured have no idea how AI works, let alone how it was architected.

This picture sums up AI in a nutshell. At first glance it looks amazing, but once you take a closer look you realize it’s all smoke and mirrors.

lol. I think I’m more of a techno-realist.

when I see someone driving really fast I think oh poor fella probably has diarrhea

Do you think she had a gameboy color for every outfit? 🤔

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Funny how we can seize a whole ass tanker, but small fishing boats require $150k missiles.

I’m convinced that people who think this guy is smart have never listened to him speak. The “California big time” he’s talking about must be Schwarzenegger, right?

I'm surprised they didn't change the font to old english, to really highlight the white supremacy.

Yeah but I don’t think he is pretending