Just in time for Xmas

I need to make a return to my sopranos posting

Necessity is the MILF of invention

Donald Trump talks more shit about America than all of our enemies combined. All he talks about is how terrible we are as a nation. He says he’s gonna fix it, but offers zero solutions. We already had the strongest economy in the world, by a long shot, but he’s wrecked it. Expect to drop to #2 soon.

Shadow docket here we come

He keeps raising the price so he can keep getting bribes for it. I'm sure he expects to collect as much as possible and pocket any difference (after he stiffs the contractors, of course.)

This is fucking insane. Like 100 times more insane than anything he’s done before. He needs to be impeached immediately. The US has taken down dictators over this kind of shit.

Roberts can stare decisis my ass. He has been planning this shit from the get go.

Do they even make cyanide capsules anymore?

I can't get over Patel's dumb ass pullover. First of all, it's fugly. But you should be a coat and tie, you aren't at an early morning raid.

Lead by Hall of Fame dunker Vince Gretsky

I need a vacation to come sit on my face for a week

It would be nice if we had a functioning fourth estate that did actual journalism and found out who the victims are. Either corroborate or debunk the administration's claims, don't just repeat them.

She clearly got the king in too early, but I am giggling in delight at the though of her calling him Donad Cunt behind closed doors

Nelson Mandala haha has anyone done this yet?

I grew up on military bases and this shit was everywhere. I had no idea what it was at the time, and tbh I think most of the people using these symbols were pretty ignorant as well.

This is very good

Good. He would have been the one investigating Jack Smith for the totally unsubstantiated claims that he violated the Hatch Act. He’s a vile individual.

I feel like I read this same headline 10 years ago

It seems like it’s usually a conservative first female head of state.

Oh hell yeah!

This is the dumbest shit ever. Statistically your startup is going to fail. You are putting in crazy hours with no payoff.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only…

Congress gave her $191 billion in the BBB, she is going to spend it on all kinds of stupid shit

This is what you wear for a job interview at a barbershop

If you take Ibuprofen, aspirin, and Tylenol all together you can grow your foreskin back.

Quite possibly the best to ever play

Oatmeal raisin cookies are S tier, and you can't convince me otherwise

Huh, who’s gonna control the Supreme Court after this?

Then why isn’t the FBI going after these terrorists, asshole?

Is the Bluesky desktop horked right now? It’s not registering clicks right now. I heart all of your posts, I really do.

Argentina is Nazi wonderland, it's where they all ran to, so this pretend Nazi funding them is them just paying homage

Can’t right now, covered in cats

What’s a girl gotta do to get more bot followers

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

Physics Insight xkcd.com/3154/

Hiker Wandering Through Oregon Forest Enjoying Vibrant Reds And Golds Of Fall https://theonion.com/hiker-wandering-through-oregon-forest-enjoying-vibrant-1845142293/

Spirit Halloween is featuring Charlie Kirk costumes this year.

#timemagazine #satire

Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field

I’ve seen two Pulp Fiction memes in the last 10 minutes, must mean it’s time for a rewatch

hell yeah

This could be me. 😂

So there must be a disproportionate number of autistic men among Muslims and Jews, right?

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

I don’t know much about Alberta, but from the posts I see here I get the impression that it’s Canada’s answer to Alabama.

#trumpcoin #satire