People are out here refrigerating vinegar?!? Mustard is the only surprise for me.

Of all the idiots on this website, I am the idiotest.

unwell with a mild case of whatever

Become ungovernable #BecomeUngovernable

Not gun control but firearms safety regulations.

Those are some serious gams

The FBI has just announced that the 9mm handgun is the weapon of choice for America's schoolchildren. I'm just glad to see the kids have embraced the metric system.

People are the scourge of society.

i'm so entertained by these 🤣🤣🤣☠️

Shots fired near the White House

This gave me a chuckle and needed to be passed along. 😂

Pedover’s Travels

Mandalorian Cheese Company ...this is the whey

Cuba threat? What are they gonna do, flatten all our sandwiches?

“When Democrats are in charge, we will stand up against two tiers of justice. But for now, I will take a sizable position in ServiceNow Inc. #$NOW along with a number of GOP reps.”

Motivation by Manda

No, I’m not going to CALM DOWN. Why don’t you CALM UP

and now, mr t this is also tonight's teeth brushing music:

"I drink Brass Monkey, and I rock well I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell."

I finally figured out the problem with most Americans. They treat every mild inconvenience like an attack on their rights and every attack on their rights as a mild inconvenience.

i think it was late june, 1970. there i was on my poppy farm - found a little dead alien fella by the road and i cut his dick right off to show to my neighbors

HERE WE GO 😷

Wait till he hears what I think they should do to billionaires...

👻 🧠↔️🧠 🪩

Elon: Mother, I posted another banger meme for you. Isn’t it just wonderful? The people love you. And they love me. We’re so based. Maye Musk:

Don't threaten me with a good time

Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct

So it looks like I was duped. This is not the original meme Trump posted.

I hadn't seen this a dead Joe Biden floating in the background until just now.

🤷

I’m dying 😂

putting "ally" in my bio so people know I look exactly like this

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social. The Voting Rights Act.

If you repost someone it means you want to marry them.

I learned everything I know about pleasing a woman in bed by watching drunk David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger.

I would 100% name a dog "Dumpster" so I could yell "come dumpster!" in public

If it's on BlueSky it is

This is some insidious shit. I was wondering what the Kochs and Waltons would get out of this. Turns out they want to indoctrinate kids in free market capitalism, so they can pass policies that screw regular people over even more.

@masspolprofmo.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/mauricec...

What happened to the hundreds of millions already donated

Me. I'm sickos.

They want to live & work here in the US, not Israel. This shit is ridiculous and as un-American as it gets.