My interaction with a scammer on Facebook. From the bottom of my heart… I could not be proud of myself. Like the laws of physics would literally not allow it.

So cute & I'm so glad he shared it because so you know dangerous having TikTok on any device is?

Touching grass is not enough I need to share a sunny log with five or six turtles

Working on some things and wouldn't it be cool to kind of see a structure building itself? What do see say when you look at this series? I just want to know that when I'm trying to convey is coming across

Wouldn't it be fun if every time someone didn't hear what you said and asked, "What?" you started singing, 🎶 lemme say it agaaaain! She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what Baby move your butt, butt, butt 🎶 I think it would be super fun

science and space travel are best done by people in love with the science not people in love with profit

You're telling me this rainbow can read?

Good morning, Jerry. Good morning, Goldie Hawn. Who wants pancakes?

I'm telling myself this is such a good joke you guys are either at a loss for words or green with envy

Michael Jackson voice: 🎶"You are not alone I am here with you And you don't even know Because you are asleep And I'm a giant creep"

True love is wanting the best for someone even if, and especially if, it has absolutely nothing to do with you.

Lost Chandlery Studio is celebrating being roughly halfway through construction. These blue lights makes me so happy

🎶 I get knocked down. But I curl up and wait to die, you're never gonna get me up

Wassamater little babies? Afraid of a dead bird? You fkrs eat mammals.

Thanks, ukulele case! I I think I am too. And whoever sees this? So are u! 🙌🙌

Also, you're taxidermy but before I place you into a hanging crystal and chain sculpture u can sit there and scare people (her glass dome/ bell jar/ "cloche" broke)

🎶I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I'm super dumb at practicalities I cannot live independentlyyy🎶

I hardly step foot in my kitchen before Agnes gives me the side eye. Chill, little birdie. Look at her angry little face! We have to share this apartment you know.

Studio part of my apartment is almost complete I cannot wait to start building my crystal and chain and chainmail sculptures is gonna be so gorgeous

Pffft. Known to cause cancer to California but I don't fkn live in California anymore so how does this even affect me?

Pffft. Known to cause cancer to California but I don't fkn live in California anymore so how does this even affect me?

"Well, testy-testy." -Taking my SATs

Can any of you drill through crystal without breaking it? Cause I really wanna make this my meth pipe

Yes, of course, and you know how much I'd *love* to go. But these antique chandelier arms aren't just going to fill *themselves* with crystals, now are they?

Yes, of course, and you know how much I'd *love* to go. But these antique chandelier arms aren't just going to fill *themselves* with crystals, now are they?

I shall name her "Princess Eleanor Mae: Homecoming Queen of Clay County, West Virginia, 4 Years in a Row" I'm gonna fkn take her with me everrrrrrrywhere

"Well, testy-testy." -Taking my SATs

So y'all know what to get me for my birthday

All I want is a bouquet of extinct bird feathers that were somehow ethically sourced, is that too much to ask?

Gonna start pronouncing oeuvre as hors d'oeuvres, and vice versa. Both are already obnoxious but if/when anyone corrects me I'm gonna be very indignant. Even if pull out phone to prove it I'm gonna say the Internet is wrong!! You know. For fun. Because I am a goddamn delight to be around.

This hanging light is very low, I'm 5'2" but I couldn't go under them if they were 1 inch longer (above dining table light) A step ladder it's not even that tall and holy cow! No one ever told me the view from being taller was so fucking cool!!

I don't like it when people post inane questions just to get engagement points, do you feel the same about it too?

I'll repost my own jokes til people like them out of pity, I am not too proud.

A woman demonstrating her exceptional intelligence in contrast to a wealthy but arrogant individual.

I mean look at them, whispering to me: "come... snap your shins in half. You know you want to."

What small talk sounds like to me: "Shall we talking together?" "Yes, weather. Temperature weathering. Yes." "Yes."

Skin is our largest "organ" (weird), then u think how it has to keep all the blood from just falling out & it's not even very poke-resistant

Everything is terrifying but look at these non-AI chubby birds!!

First & final day at suicide hotline, trying to comfort a person in crisis "There's so much to live for. For example...Drugs! I mean, drugs alone a GREAT reason. Done any good ones? Soooo, where do u live? That's far. Um, I'm gonna pick you up anyway, ok? Dude, we are gonna do the BEST drugs!"

Wanna hear a great joke? Well WTF makes you think I wanna tell you one? Get the hell outta my face you presumptuous fk.

Great joke, kid. Super underrated!

"Let them eat ivermectin." -Merry Anton, vet

When you wake up, do you think, ‘OH GOD, I’m awake. Why didn’t someone warn me?’ Or just kinda feel it, through a semi-conscious and foggy haze, that at least you're one day closer to that final bed? ...um.. I meant: "Good! And how are you?"

Quantánamo Bay, where you’re both being tortured and not being tortured until human rights observers arrive to check on you.

Quantánamo Bay, where you’re both being tortured and not being tortured until human rights observers arrive to check on you.

"I feel this in my bones." What? Arthritis?

🎶 Take me down to the "pair o' dice city" where there's just two die, it's a really shitty city 🎶

The little things? The little moments? They aren't little. Jon Kabat-Zinn

"Salad dressing??" I ask, genuinely confused, then begin giggling uncontrollably in a crowded restaurant. "Wha-- Vegetables don't need clothes! Hahahahaha I can't breathe!!" *suddenly realizing people are looking at me funny* #autism

I roll into the club like