so what’s the big deal - we have thousands of minesweepers to deploy

wait - trump said we had whupped em last week weird

he actually meant a former HOA president from alabama or some damn where

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny. — Solzhenitsyn

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they sure talk abt peckers alot

US Marines will be on Kharg Island inside of a week. Mark my word.

MAHAKink™️

looks like that #1 engine’s on fire, sport… otherwise cool drawing

thx don but imma be fishing or some fuckin thing

oh just wondering how she knows

will be a happy camper when he takes that final excursion

*spurs

muslims scare me — evangelicals

Menlo Park, CA #gasprices

s a m e

this is ONE way to beat the “little-hands” jokes

In an uplifting ceremony, JD and Usha Vance open the Strait of Hormuz. — Karoline Leavitt (later today)

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay - Morissette

oh really

apparently spongebob-ette finally got laid

elsewhere? ruths chris bathoom or something?

fukit…i quit watching the news this morning and decided to paint a nice democratic donkey. 🥴

the only thing preventing me from sitting in a woodchipper are those little sharp things that rotate really fast

y’all have a bloody mary and relax this morn… war-brah™️ literally just told us not to worry about the SOH closure.

me going to the kitchen when the toll house things are out the oven

ummm… duh?

can’t control bladder OR his temper

somehow we let the dumbest fucking crackers in the universe ruin our country

i think i need to fucking drop out again like after nov 2024 😵‍💫

this fucking country is a hot mess

relax it’s nesting season. check the fields out back

this era of american stupidity cannot end soon enough

good tweet don - they will pick them back up by sundown

guess the “active” ones are ok?🤡

the dumbest motherfuckers to ever walk the face of the earth. kids… get a an education. it’s NOT that hard.

onward. to cuba or greenland or canada or denmark or….

our brave and fearless war president

i wish i could lie like this fat fuck does. i’d be rich

all the maga bros in gas lines looking at their expired tags trying to open chatgpt to learn about even/odds

This would be like spending $30B to replace Donald with Eric.

oh i’m just thinking we have spent maybe $30B to replace a zealot octogenarian with his crazy fucking son? dead americans. arm and leg for a gallon. yup. on-brand.

so trump picked him i guess🤡

peak camouflage

who’s ready for THIS crazy motherfucker to sit in the hot seat for a few days???

aw honestly maybe now she will have more time to do the things that make her happy

just what dhs needs - another cowpoke dolt

yay. trump switched cockroaches

if shrek had a stroke 😒