fuckin rednecks

his squalor will linger for decades. it’s really hard to fathom.

dude had to take a backup plane to davos and made an absolute clown out of himself. look at this crazy motherfuka oof

neck porn

when ur standing beside elon but really want to go home and finish reading green eggs and ham

good fucking question

the president of the united states is insane.

wonder how soybeans taste in a nice soup? asking for my MAGA-loving soybean farmer buddy. he has about 30,000 bushels to spare.

crazzzzzzzzzzy motherfuckerrrr

you among the very first batch, bitch

why are ppl surprised? this dipshit was/is/always will be a slimy grifter…

how can one person exude SOOOOO much cringe

my buddy gave me his silver star and i been a badass ever since 🤡

absolute horseshit

pab in a fat suit giving the finger

did the post office lose my doge check

no more maga shit from the dilbert dude

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

when lewandowski forgets to refill his viagra rx

Neoclassical Sphincter Architecture

he should run for congress - will fit right in

3 steps forward ya fat fuk

in fukin sane

wegovy and a backbrace

i started painting again because im fucking sick of reading about trump

imagine ur mom gettin her freak on with mitch mcconnell 56 years ago

fixed it for ya, dipshit

take a walk in tupelo after midnight

miami kids watching this IU game rn

they told him to haul ass and bro had to make two trips

also who is the lucky fella that’s going with lauren boebert

would it be rude of me to leave right after the porn segment?

bro ate those christmas oysters on the half shell

dude just go home and get some rest

Stephen Miller went to the ENT doc today

i was very disappointed my remote quit workin😏 (ya useless fuckin geezer)

robbed at gunpoint

CamelToe™️

tillis is the hockey player that wants to fight ONLY when the ref is standing right there to break it up quickly

oh look crazy pops got dressed up

if i see another terse letter from a useless fucking boomer in congress i will puke.

has been? it has been a lame dipshit script from the get-go. billy bob will look back in excruciating regret.

i mean JD probably has some really sexy sofas, right?

why bother telling congress when you can flex for your billionaire buddies

trump might as well tear the capitol down too. nothing happens there.

Schumer: "We have the War Powers Act ... if it's voted positively in both houses, then the president can't do another thing in Venezuela without the okay of Congress. Ww have to pass it."

why not go tonight dipshittt

rest easy yall - trump is now running Venezeuela

now if only some foreign entity would do a snatch/grab on trump

oh look he’s stopped another war