recurring chlamydia

well giving trump the benefit of doubt, putin prob didn’t give him much lead time either

I WILL VERY SOON LIE ABOUT THIS AGAIN, MAYBE AT 3AM PROBABLY LIE BETTER THAN ANY ONE IN THE WORLD AND I WILL RENAME HORMUZ STRAIGHT AND ALSO JOE BIDEN AND CROOKED HILLARY AND THE REFLECTING POOLE. DJTT 🤤

spray tan then bra shopping

of course he doesn’t give a fuck…Chris Sununu's estimated net worth is approximately $7.4 million as of 2026

this

racist old fat man made a tweet thingie

$5 gas and this motherfucker’s obsessing about some algea and bird droppings

😆 he prob doesn’t even let melania see him with his shirt off!

Richard Ramirez: We must condemn home invasions.

or a slovenian hooker

FML i’ll never watch another episode of flipper again

typical bully - gets his ass whooped then finds a smaller kid to pick on

🤔

FINALLY! The Whitehouse has released pics of the two downed pilots

hey joel come take my voting rights away please side door’s unlocked let yourself in

imagine that… even a hillbilly will get a jab when his meth dealer’s face starts looking like 🍕 🥴

because they’re basement-variety dipshit bros that make all their female coworkers uncomfortable??? (just a guess)

the trump combover and tesla goatee make all the little interns hot, eh chucky

went to the beach yesterday, kash. fuck you. come get me.

boomer. all the jabs. worked half day on my kid’s paving crew. came home, knocked out a five-mile walk. prob gonna get laid tonight. sporting clays tomorrow… weird how no one told me i’m fuckin dead, eh🥴

you’d think the was fucking the USA into obscurity at putin’s behest

I HAVE SAID “NO!!!” TO THE BULET PROOF VEST!!! I AM MAYBE THE MOST ATHLETIC WORLD LEADER, IN THE WORLD! THE VEST MIGHT MAKE ME LOOK FAT!!! YOUR HUNK OF A PRESIDENT, DJT!!!

Hey, hey, it's MAY DAY. You know what to do... No School! No Work! No Shopping! #TaxTheOligarchs

what a fucked up timeline we’re in

it’s not real but it damn sure could be

Bingo! It’s their common denominator.

pussy ass bitch 🥴

New video of Trump’s Secret Service detail emerges. Taken moments before Cole Tomas Allen rushed past the security checkpoint at the Correspondents' Association dinner held at the Washington Hilton.

armament panel of late 1950s Northrop F-5 nice, eh? flew right thru our highly advanced missile battery and took a major dump on us don’t show this to hegseth

good one, don

crazy af yall

waiting for the next iranian leggo vid to drop

weird but this lil fella has been driving every cybertruck i have ever seen

i’ll never NOT appreciate the fact that this lil cowpoke married an absolute freakboi🥴

these fucking cracker holyrollers have damn near ruined our united states

this little fucker’s browser history must be insane

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

wanna bet they’d drop power-washing promos on accident?

ok pops. also mom said u been going outside naked again?

george jetson has thoughts on fitness

expand the fuck out of this crooked, compromised court. disgusting.

was today years old when i learned mark hamill follows me?😵‍💫🙂

Melania is calling for @jimmykimmel.com to be fired. @jimmykimmel.com should call for the release of Melania’s Citizenship Test…

putin’s fucking mancave or something

whoever promises to call a press conference and put all this shit in a car crusher - has my vote

oh looky … chris had salisbury steak, burned broccoli and lumpy boxed mashed potatoes

says the dipshit that can’t even control his own bladder

giving lauren boebert a run for her money

speaking of ballroom… me reading all this bullshit about us paying for it.