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Darwin Award Winners www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Laura Loomer’s parents had her involuntarily committed to a mental institution twice, and because of this, she is not permitted to own any firearms. The preceding public service announcement was brought to you by Opusphere Music.

So, anybody get Raptured? Or see anybody get Raptured? I thought not. Oh, well, there's always next time.

Some years ago now, Bo Pilgrim of Pilgrim's Pride advertised whole boneless chickens. I asked a friend how could they have a whole boneless chicken. He said they were grown that way.

Get your metal detectors fired up, buried treasures are everywhere! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Extraterrestrial Species Almanac share.google/images/OivRE...

Yahoo! wouldn't allow me to refer to Stephen Miller and his wife as Reptilian Aliens. Must have hit pretty close to the mark.

Source: YouTube "Dig we must" - motto of Consolidated Edison search.app/VEZ5s

You light up my life! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Oswald: She sent you a dirty note. "The penis mightier than the sword." Drew: That's "The pen is mightier than the sword." - from "The Drew Carey Show"

"The FBI has just announced that the 9mm handgun is the weapon of choice for America's school children. I'm just glad to see the kids have embraced the metric system." - Steven Wright (I think. If not I apologize to whoever said it.)

"There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid both of them." - Arthur Schopenhauer

UFO Shuts down Copenhagen airport 09/22/2025 youtube.com/shorts/VyfkW...

I realize that the predicted dates of September 23 & 24, 2025 aren't over yet, but anybody see anybody Raptured? Just checking.

"Two things are endless: the Universe and human stupidity - and I'm not sure about the Universe." - Albert Einstein

I hope Trump leaves us today because the Rapture is supposed to happen on 09/23/2025. Aw, who am I kidding, he'd never meet the requirements.

Some time after my dad's 3rd divorce he started dating a woman named Daisy. I pointed out it put a new meaning to the words Driving Miss Daisy.

A South African preacher, who had a dream about it, says today & tomorrow will be the "Rapture". The word "Rapture" does not appear in the Bible. It was an idea of an American clergyman in the 19th century as a way to scare people into going to church.

Happy Rapture Day! According to a South African preacher, who had a dream about it, the Rapture is supposed to occur on September 23 & 24, 2025. In the first place the word "Rapture" doesn't appear in the Bible. If he's referring to when Jesus is supposed to return, the Bible says nobody knows when

I love this!!!

Conservatives trying to turn Charlie Kirk into Jesus 2.0 because they know that Jesus 1.0 wouldn't condone all the horrible shit they say and do in His name. 🙏

Unfucking believable.

AND Unbelievable

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