pure heat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9lB...

just so proud of kat and the campaign she ran. the images of her standing up to ice goons and being assaulted outside broadview is so inspiring and going to be something i remember forever she has set a new bar for what we should expect from our politicians and candidates

Actually it’s just me going on and on about my fantasy league draft as the trapped players have to nod politely.

I made this to express my feelings

Tired: go ahead punk make my day Wired: hasta la vista baby Inspired:

I was given no choice here

Shelter dogs Merry Christmas! 🥰🎅🎄🐶🐾❤️

Fish have committed credit card fraud

parents, please be careful tonight. I found a 3 Musketeers bar inside this Twix

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

This here’s a man of the people.

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

trump; so what skills do these Kennedys have advisor: dying in weird and horrible ways trump: perfect give him Health

Werner Herzog: the cruel milkshake thinks himself a master, but he is, in truth, a slave to the machinations of the fry man, who defies gravity through sheer force of will. the meatball is likewise a fool, but his heart is pure

Bv3

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

Just learned something important.

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

America is the greatest country on earth, if you’re a 2 year-old. It’s the only place where your parents might ask you “what do you want to have for dinner?” In literally every other country, your parents would just decide for you and feed you.

Our fate is in your hands Decker.

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

making peace with the taco salad i ordered when another table's fajitas arrive

Been on a massive Phil Upchurch kick the last few weeks. Donny Hathaway, Bob Dylan, George Benson, Quincy Jones, Curtis Mayfield, Howlin’ Wolf—Upchurch’s versatile playing fits in no matter who he’s with. Here he is on John Schneider’s Soundboard in 1985 demonstrating the beauty of “Upchurch-ism.”

Threatening to condition aid for fellow Americans while providing blank check military aid to a foreign government … what do you even say

Regaining consciousness in a cursed land, much like Lost or From, with the same gas I’ve been dealing with for over a month. ‘It’s this place…’ a single tear drops down my cheek ‘its cursed’

“Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low”

Me when my kids ask why they can’t eat the gingerbread house

When my wife sees stoned me eating a Big Mac and asks when I left to get McDonald's

I woke up, made some coffee, and immediately edited a 7 year old viral video into a 28 year old Ace Of Base song.

people praise Tom Cruise for destroying his elderly body in the pursuit of top-shelf entertainment. but when Jay Leno falls downs a hill outside of a Hampton Inn, or suffers second degree burns from puffing on an exploding cigar, he is regarded as “a fool.” make it make sense.

Curated my instagram perfectly: -Apes, manuls and other creatures -cooking videos -people I know -products relating to things I've said out loud near my phone -people in rural China demonstrating the dozens and dozens of painstaking steps involved in traditional methods for turning tree sap into ink

How I arrived at Bluesky…

Here’s an old photoshop I did of the Geico Gecko holding hands with Edward Norton at the end of of Fight Club. I made it for no reason and it took a very long time.