let your finnegans be your win-agains at the wake of mayoraltism

Yes. Which stops the lifts. Which is a wee bit of a problem in a supposedly luxury supertall skyscraper. Another problem it's had is flooding. Which is pretty impressive, given that it happened not at ground level due to heavy rain, but instead on floors 83-86.

Wasn’t there article on the few people who actually moved into this thing finding it was made shoddily and didn’t have any of the offered luxe services and it *swayed in the wind*

sorry all i’ve been able to think about today are mormon aunties walking around absolutely geeked out on gear

and here i am using a paper bag like a sucker

my bus is running Microsoft XP in case anyone wants to hack in, blow it up and kill me before I get to work 🙏

Some unknown 1960's cover artist tried to create a sexy cover and created the single scariest image I've ever seen.

I think I might watch an anime tonight. See what all the fuss is about

watch trump start a fucking gala

Wasn't Andrew wk like revealed to be a scam somehow? Like they had auditioned Andrews to wk. They had multiple Andrews and kept the spares in a vat.

Me: "The Great Gatsby was about a guy who was great at partying, but partied too hard one day" @autumnhoerr.com "He grew up into Andrew WK" Me: [opens Affinity Photo]

Imo current copywrite is bullshit. Stuff from the 60s should be in the public domain. You're probably dead by now if you made the pink panther

Apparently one of the software people use to gerrymander is called Mapitude for Redistricting. Imagine being the computer toucher responsible for figuring out how to steal people's vote.

There's a dude wearing a beanie on university challenge, get the costume department to give him a wig

Food truck that's classical French cuisine and the chef is really unhappy he's outside in a truck.

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

Then The Sound Of Music

OK, I'm going to send screenshots. Let's start with Where Eagles Dare

everything the Trump II admin puts out as agitprop:

seeign a lot of people suggesting this is red dead redemption. my thing is different, thank you

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

if i died and got stuck in a fossil i'd be so embarrassed

Mahiro Kiryu gets the win #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE wrestle-universe.com

the plan lacked something in sophistication, you say?

my first job out of college was Turd Reviewer at Kohler®️ right after they released their new toilet camera and i’ve been in the weird pervert business ever since

きょうの犬。信号待ちの時、ずっと前足を上げていた。

In their desperate efforts to outflank Reform from the (even further) right, the Tories are proposing a policy that accords with the preferences of roughly 3% of the electorate.

Lam believes her policy would deport all of the proportion in pink - keeping the thin group in black - of the post-2021 legal migrant arrivals. (The draft legislation proposes similar thresholds/rules for all past grants too). She says jar is 3.5m people: an astonishing scale of mass deportations

This video does not say whether - whether they would or would not deport pensioners - whether they would not deport people with ILR who earn < £38k who have British spouses and British children - whether EU settled status is exempt This is what Chris Philp told Giles Dilnot about Farage's policy

Tory policy is to revoke permanent residence (ILR) for everybody who does not earn £38k - deporting most nurses who have ILR This is put in the video as "who is unlikely to contribute more than they cost" NB: video does not say EU settled status is exempt No govt since Idi Amin has done this

Katie Lam has made a video - focusing on not giving new ILR grants to people who don't have it But quietly including the Conservative proposal to be the first government since Idi Amin in 1972 to revoke the permanent leave to remain, then expel: she underplays to what extent x.com/Katie_Lam_MP...

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

lol they were trying to slip one through and they picked a guy with this tattoo. i wonder if he had the least bad tattoos of all the neonazis in the hive

exactly 1 year apart

🐟 this is an old drawing redone bc the original was too tiny to print huuuuuuuuuu

aws outage? sorry I didn't even notice.

Neighbors 2.0

Sickening xenophobia from the Tories. The UK *needs* inward migration to offset the effects of an ageing population, and people who go there contribute more to the economy than the average non-immigrant. Stop demonising immigrants and focus on fixing the damage from 14 years of Tory government!

Lam says on air the policy is to remove those "because" they broke the rules/conditions under which they came But her policy is to retrospectively change the rules/conditions under which they came! Lam knows this will be perceived as unfair: she will feel "great personal sympathy" for deportees

So Peston failed to ask "No British government has ever revoked permanent status retrospectively. has it" "Has ANY government done this since Idi Amin?" "So you want to deport most nurses who aren't citizens, simply because they don't earn enough money. Do you think that is fair play?"

Lam gives him the example of the Health and Social Care visa ending. Those on a tempor Peston says: "So you are just saying that you would have different rules on right to remain" That is obviously incorrect, given the statements made by the Opposition.

Peston tells Lam that she said something that he "genuinely didn't understand". "But who are these people who came legally who should leave?" This does not look like faux naivety. He should know the answer! She misleads in her answer to him. So he gives a misleading summary of her policy on air.

The costs of the UK’s Global Talent Visa looks a trifle high in comparison to competitor countries - largely through the Immigration Health Surcharge (which critics say is a form of double taxation as they contribute to the NHS through normal tax on their earnings)

Last night I had a dream I was at a wedding where the groom's vows were "When I'm around you, I always want to blow a crazy load" and I laughed which made everyone at the wedding mad at ME (?????)

probably the funniest part of this whole thing is that it's, quite literally, bankrolled by Google www.theverge.com/policy/79135...

Every now and then I go back and read the Citizens United ruling to see if it is as unhinged as I thought, and every time I do that I see it is actually far more deranged than I remembered. levernews.com/book

ao oni comic (1/2)