great stuff google thank you so much!!!!

siri, set reminder: mori

Jesse Ventura: I did try to unionize everyone in WWE, WWF as it was known, we had all agreed Wrestlemania 2 wouldn’t happen, it was a once in million opportunity for all of us, but then Grogu went to Vince, the little green Jabroni, and spills the entire plan, that’s why he got to play Vince’s son

evergreen tavern, 1901 nw 26th street, portland, oregon, 1976

Arisu Endo dropkick #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE wrestle-universe.com

very disappointed nobody said london.

So normally I post screenshots from movies and say something like "check out how good these compositions are" but I just watched a film where the director called widescreen "the worst shape ever devised" and is obviously indifferent to shooting with it because he cramps everything into the center

Dharma & Grogu

One of the most psychotic legal proposals I've ever seen

This is fucking haunting man haaa I mean the specifics of who doug has been for the last 30 years and his rebrand as AI evangelist aside, Jfc man haaa It didn't even generate your character's face

I think jumping over buildings (small) is probably easy.

This headline is fuel for the right-wing anti-migrant reaction machine, but the article reveals the employer knowingly brought her to the UK under a visitor visa to employ her, then denied her a work permit—and most importantly!—refused to pay her any wages. This looks approximate to modern slavery

Most of Britain thinks net migration is still rising — when it has actually fallen by more than three-quarters From our new 2026 @britishfuture.bsky.social study of public attitudes to immigration, published online here www.britishfuture.org/britain-thin...

THE VICTORIA LINE REPORT NO 2: DOWN AND ALONG (1965)

Lmao

mad, bad, glad, sad... there's literally no reason to use any other rhyme. you've got everything covered.

I hope that one day I will be reunited with my Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness poster I had in my bedroom as a teenager

Fandom is a corrosive way to interact with art.

i have so many pet peeves about how people use LLMs but one of them is that people ask LLMs whether a particular piece of prose is LLM-generated on the superficially reasonable but wildly off-base assumption that LLMs have special insight into how LLMs work

I just don’t understand why someone would want to become a leader when they are pathologically incapable of leading.

Possum jar in the works

A truly remarkable interview with a guy who'd come out of a coma following an unexplained car crash. Scott's able to think of about 20 minutes worth of jokes on the subject.

I saw a guy with a flat-out bindle today. The only concession to the 21st century was he replaced the red and white-spotted handkerchief with a bag for life. I don't even know where he'd have found a good stick but it looked perfect for the job. Anyway, I guess we're in a recession.

June Duprez in "The Thief of Bagdad" - BOTD

Paul Schrader’s chatbot

Denvis

getting some exemplary stuff out of these wallstreet money titans about how the world of business works. get fired as CEO, whine for your job back, sue people for lame reasons like you didn't read a memo or anything, demand a judge award you half ownership of a company because you really want it

"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao

Red Bull is sponsoring me to putter around

Yukina Uehara axe kick #AWG

same kinda vibe

what the world needs now, is hunks, sweet hunks.

i do hope it doesn't happen, but it would be very funny if burnham lost the by-election he caused to find his way back into parliament

I like how everything will turn out alright in the end

I was at a video store with my dad and he said I could choose any movie I wanted and I chose this. I remember watching it and kinda not knowing whether they made this movie on purpose or by accident

wrote about my frustrations with the VRA piece, which i believe are tied at the hip with the framing of the social headline.

who says the times can't lead on ideas anymore? this is a bold, new conditional-subjunctive-present tense

A HUNDRED YEARS UNDERGROUND (1963)

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

A NEW APPROACH TO HONG KONG (1982)

ME (sitting in chair): hey sorry but i gotta know. do you ever clean your own teeth? or is it more of a john wick scenario where you can ask any colleague to do it under long tradition of truce DENTAL HYGIENIST: (calmly moving hand over to case of lethally sharp tools)

damn they trimmed the fuck outta this guy

i think one of my favourite things online is when i follow someone who reveals themself to have a very real animus against a minor public figure. there was someone who hated the guy who did pickles for bon appetit on youtube. there was someone who knew mitch benn, song parodist, was a motherfucker.

It's true, I'm a tiresome politics reskeeter. I've always been this way.

Glenn Beck is quoting from the US Declaration of Independence and insisting that rights come from ‘the Creator’. He has made an enormous crowd of angry English nationalists go completely silent. This is hilarious.

Gladly welcoming all tweets that capture the experience of trying to bond over your special interests on a forum when you’re 13