a lot of u owe the president an apology

Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw: Chicago Farmer Kelsey Waldon Charlie Parr Lucinda Williams Dom Flemons

There it is

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how she got it and danged if she knows how to use it.

lol last night was a rerun

secretary breakfast gin is having a phallic one

They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again

Man, this is tough one. Sail on, Todd.

jesus

Oh you rich conspiring pedophiles & all your smug weaselly defenders, please lecture me again about how my trans kid is a threat to American family values

nooo not donald trump

Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous

Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.

It's my understanding that Tammy Baldwin is a NO. Thank god. I was near tears thinking that she'd abandon us. @baldwin.senate.gov

Left a message to @baldwin.senate.gov to not cave in to baseless Republican "promises" on ending the shutdown. We need affordable healthcare!!!

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

That Ortiz and Clase reportedly received the EXACT same dollar amount from fixers — in 2025! — as Shoeless Joe Jackson and Lefty Williams did in 1919 is … completely absurd. And another reason why player salaries have very little to do with why these gambling scandals happen.

Happy 10th anniversary, @andyrichter.co

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

People who are leaving NYC, please post pix of your U-Hauls!

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI

It’s been so long since the Blue Jays won the World Series that the last time it happened the President was born in 1946 and had ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

The United States, as presently constituted, is not a Constitutional republic. In the American Constitutional republic, there were checks and balances between branches of the federal government, and laws that all officials had to follow, prominently including laws on the use of military force.

Democrats gonna announce a press conference to demand the demolition process be halted the conference will be scheduled for next wednesday

Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm: If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

the ghost of liberace is all "whew tone it down gurl"

Listening to the Blue Jays radio call sync'ed up to the video. No regrets so far!

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith which is a dangerous assumption tbh

The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.

Friday night block party

u should post however u like respond to whoever u want just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world Founder2: ok that works