It's wild how the vast majority of polling or electoral opinion journalism doesn't think it's worth mentioning that the average American information diet is a pungent mix of corporatist infotainment and right wing agitprop

What To Know About Hantavirus https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hantavirus/

The only reason Donald Trump thinks Jared is a genius is because he figured out how to sleep with Ivanka.

Turning an historic national landmark designed for quiet contemplation into a garish Vegas swimming pool bc “reflecting is woke.”

Okay Canada it is time to seize and nationalize US owned assets in Canada. Let's start with the auto and fossil fuel sectors

you know they’re going to be at least 45 minutes late

Hey Canada. Who else feels like Mark Carney’s words arent matching his actions? apple.news/ArzMI2EFwQnq...

Yeah, I use protection

BREAKING: We're suing Louisiana officials for suspending the state's primary election after voting has already begun. On the heels of a Supreme Court decision that eviscerated protections for voters of color, elected officials jumped at the chance to disenfranchise people — we won't allow it.

"Why are you ripping pages out of that book?" "You know I like to control the narrative."

Kash Patel looks like several different people installed the features of his face at the same time without looking at each other's placements

Is anything that’s wood with food on it a charcuterie board or

So grateful for your conditional friendship.

I don’t believe in celery.

I'm totally cool with my tax dollars going for kid rock fly-overs instead of grandma's insulin.

Guess DOJ has to indict Bezos next

Since impeachment and removal of this whole entire cabinet and the frontal lobe dementia patient isn't Jeffries first order of business. When primaries come around, Jeffries shouldn't even be considered for reelection. Stop letting the DNC screw us with all these corporate dems. #SheShed

Imagine a handful of assholes had the ability to ruin the whole planet. And billions of people just let them.

Wow.

they should invent a “this guy next to me just farted” that doesn’t smell like shit

Can somebody please INVENT A SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANY

Don't really need it to feel like 35 degrees out. Don't have a cute outfit for that

If truck manufacturers make the lifted trucks a bit bigger they can entirely miss the children by driving over them instead of running them over. Just a thought.

All the other golfers are mad at me because I'm taking too many goes. Do the maths, dummies. I'm getting to play more golf for the same money. I thought you were supposed to be businessmen?

Canadian drama Heated Rivalry ... www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...

Just got a phone alert that millions of birds are migrating through my area tonight and I couldn’t be happier that this is the type of thing my phone thinks is important to alert me to.

Crypto billionaire Justin Sun is suing Trump-linked World Liberty Financial, alleging it froze his $75M investment, blocked sales, and stripped his voting rights. Sun says he was pressured to buy more and retaliated against when he refused—calling it a scheme to “profit through fraud.”

Canadians cannot connect the dots on Immigration. @mark-carney.bsky.social crackdown has added more pressure on Healthcare & Housing because Immigration provides the labour to solve it & the resources to provide the training. Things will get worse not better www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...

Shell on fatties. Pan fried in Garlic, Basil, Olive Oil and Kerrygold. Dusted with Sea Salt. #Supper

(puts a band-aid on your post) I hope it gets better soon

This is very good

💯 🎯 (the midterms can't come soon enough)

Current state of the Strait of Hormuz - Clospen

Translation: This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature

Wake up, America. youtu.be/y0FhAfnKEcQ?...

This is a nightmare: the destruction of Florida's orange industry. Tariffs, drought, deep freezes and a bacteria that is destroying the trees. They have lost 95% of production since 2003. 3/4s of growers are out of business. This is the dangerous eco-future staring us. slate.com/business/202...

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I know some of you from the old country* *Twitter

Happy birthday to marijuana

Im sorry i will never get tired of this style of joke

OMG this is the cutest thing ever.

Nothing says “I’m a petty little bitch” like canceling a charity for children.

in case any of you were wondering how sexy my life is. banana for scale.

I really would like to request @avilewis.ca asks his MPs to ask the government to open an Epstein file investigation. There are several Canadian links in the files with allegations of operations in Canada. Women need a champion, Avi.

The sheer number Liberal Party MPs that cannot say whether or not "Israel is committing Genocide" is ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW about their funding and Canada's Middle East Policy @liberalca.bsky.social @mark-carney.bsky.social Zionist cucks

i need someone to sleep train me