shouldn't it be called givethanksing

Where were the men during the ‘Quiet, piggy’ moment?? @jewdygold.bsky.social

Every time Doug Ford says 'folks' a citizen loses a vital service

What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab

People who stand at the dryer to fold their laundry: who hurt you??

Throws my moral compass into the ocean

BREAKING: DOJ CASES AGAINST JAMES COMEY AND LETICIA JAMES DISMISSED

For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.

RIP Walter Cronkite. You would have loved having to pause mid story to do an ad read for boner pills.

Trumpspeak: The one on the left is beautiful and good for us. The one on the right is ugly, causes cancer, and kills birds…

Today's social media tech is just misinfo and/or lies. Trust none of what you read or see Verify EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!!!

Can you Uber Eats a Costco hotdog?

Does the tooth fairy come when you're over 40? and how much does she leave?

PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand* ME: I said no autographs

I should spend more time here

Five corporations control 90% of the US media market. Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.

You can tell how a woman feels about you by the way she twirls her hair and keys your car.

I don’t even know how many caulking guns I have. Thousands probably. So many caulking guns, so little caulk.

dont cross the starbucks picket line

NOVEMBER UPDATE: it's november

Sorry I used 100,000 gallons of water to make AI make a photo of your mom with a big cock.

What if we spliced the genes of Jack Black and Jack White together? Would they become Jack Grey?

I hate everyone that’s talking about Wicked 2 like it’s not THE SECOND ACT OF A MUSICAL. smh.

Dude, like everyday is basically international men's day

✨️we live in a patriarchy what more do yall want✨️

Every day, Trader Joe’s donates all its close-to-expiry but edible products. In 2023 alone, those donations amounted over $469 million.

Forget politics. Nothing divides a family like the word “pecan.”

(translating for canadian friends) THANKSGIVING 2 IS NEXT WEEK

you wouldn't know my brainworm, it goes to a different school

I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.

Here let me fix this before you fuck it up. <flirting>

Hey I have a dental question. Anyone a dentist??

Just 4 more awards and I'll be in the EGOT club!

i shaved off his soul patch and now i control him

"Did you cum" What are you a cop?

As the GOP fuck up everything - I cannot wait to see how badly they fudge the Epstein files

We’re all piggy. Stay loud.

When he’s not your type… but you love him anyway.

Can smarter folks than me recommend AI experts who can warn about the inevitable collapse of this corrupt bubble?

MAGA coming to the comments to say that Clinton is in the files too

There’s a special place in hell for people who throw away leftover donuts in the break room.

I mean. This seems pretty fucking realistic.

are we still doing these

And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the balls.

Turns out Americans do have a culture, rape culture.

Was sucking dick part of the FBI informant gig?

It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.

All I want to know is… did Trump inhale *Bill Clinton rolls his eyes

You know who’s NOT in the Epstein files? Kamala Harris