Some people on here will see this picture of a guy who was literally on death's door being wheeled in by staff members who are puppeting him to file to run for re-election and be like, "Actually, it's ageist if you think he should have retired any time in the past decade."

remember a couple years ago, when sen. feinstein didn't know who or where she was, or what she was voting on, for a couple years, while her unelected staff covered up her condition and governed for her? if D's are serious about restoring trust in democracy, they need to put a stop to this stuff

this is nutso

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

I am convinced that everyone clutching pearls about Hasan is just short-circuiting because they cannot handle how hot he is.

hasan makes an obvious joke and has generally good politics and the media is like we need to drown him to prove he's not a witch. meanwhile tucker carlson goes live and talks about how demons are real and one tried to eat him in his sleep once and the media is like he seems trustworthy

I am pro-shoplifting but anti-talking about it to the New York Times, so this has been a hard day for me.

about 15 years ago on the scenic banks of savannah georgia, at about 2pm on a sunday, i saw a dude hopped up on pcp throw off three cops that were attempting to take him down like they were paper. like he had super human strength. like this statue. i hope he got a good nap after that.

Interesting that Superman debuted the same day Lenin died. Come to think of it, I have never seen the two of them in a room together at the same time.

Hmmm..... gonna say vaguely disrespectful needing Judaism ≠ zionism as a starting off point

this has been me nonstop the past few months to anyone who will listen

Discourse INDUCED. someone check on this guy because this is clearly an attempt at suicide by hot take

Jesus christ, WASPs shouldn't get to talk about music.

Sorry, but this is wrong. If I can rattle off 15 stone cold bangers from artist without even looking at a Wikipedia page, they’re a GOAT.

Kamala deadenders cannot understand It’s not enough to be *not trump* You have to be affirmatively something. Something else. That’s why Mamdani won in New York. He didn’t just say “I’m not Cuomo,” he said “this is what I think we can do together”

I have literally just planned a trip to go see the sea lions. Nahht pnw im talking about ones in la jolla. Arf arf arf!!!!!!!

I’m being paid by Big Sea Lion to tell you that those fish fuckin deserved it. BIG SEA LION IS GOING TO DEDUCT $10,000 FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IF YOU DON’T START LOBBYING ON THE SIDE OF SEA LIONS

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging

Jury awards should be taken out of the pensions.

data centers: less popular than nazis

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

Lmao. Wut.

Extended cut

I'm seizing up at this! Like

We Need You: Our Privacy Cannot Afford a Clean Extension of Section 702.

Watching Brazil, South Korea and Hungary get rid of their authoritarians

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

Did people end up twisting the meaning of "Pig Butchering Scam" because that's not what this is. "Affinity Scams" Just take a second and think which of these 2 phrases sounds cooler and which sounds like it is what is actually going on

I got a dental impant placed -№9! Top front! Posting up on the couch w my switch 1. Recommendations for indie games on nintendo eshop? Got the ff7 port and disco elysium but they crash my switch constantly, and that makes ff7 unbearable.

My toxic trait is that I believe people who conspire to steal MEDICAL FUND PAID FOR W OUR TAXES Should get maximum punishment. If I believed in capital punishment for anything other than j6 shit, it'd be for this, too. Execute them. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

weve looped around to them trying to use epstein stuff as a distraction from iran lol

the phenomenon of "convert's zeal" is not new or specific to Catholicism, we've all known a person who got here five minutes ago and is being insufferable about something we've lived with for much longer, but when it collides with the arrogance of right-wing white supremacy it's just unbearable

Washington county also turned down renaming highway K for Charlie Kirk

Big fan of 3. "California Mini-Phallus" & 20. “Retweet the Nuclear Codes (Oi, Oi, Oi)” Know what i mean?

dust thy wets

EVs for under $10k if no tariffs

Just lost a friend I'd been close to over my final 2 years in bushwick. Perfect friend despite my daily drunkenness complete fucking mess. She lived upstairs. Hanging every afternoon & night. At 1pm shed come down the fire escape balancing a french press of bustelo & bag of bali shag in the other 🧵

Me: “I absolutely have miss piggy vibes!” Him: “hm. I see you more as Sam the eagle.” Me: “….” Me: “….” Me: “….” Me: “yeah.”

“Remember when I gave that LOSER Moses ten days to MAKE A DEAL or STOP PARTING THE RED SEA. Time is running out - 48 hours before locusts will reign down on them. Glory be to ME!” by Ramesses II, 1240 BCE

these great for Easter btw

'Maoist' autocorrects to 'moist' and that's a fun codeword to use

Shout out to Madison Wis because my 8th grade US history teacher was a Trotskyite. And it showed. In the good way.

I'm at 500 followers flat (mostly bots probably). 500! Nobody follow me! Nobody unfollow!!!!

How i take my b12 bitamins like a street drug user version of those iV drip clinics for rich people

Oh, Charlie kurk isnt dead, just saw him driving up Vanowen in Burbank.

Enjoy your inability to write when the subsidized LLMs go away 💅

Good Grief, Charlie Brown!