Hey look. It’s Matthew Dowd should absolutely get his job back day.

The NYT has turned into a pathetic Trump butt kissing propaganda outlet. Is that a good thing?

Kind of feel bad for this little guy in the cold but I’m thinking he would be wreaking havoc if I let him in #birds

Called it

“Some of Peter’s most ardent supporters” The NYT might as well write “But what does Catturd think?”

Follow up piece in NYT - “Did policing racial slurs ruin the workplace?” - Ross Douthat

NYT probably - “Trump administration spars with Democrats over ‘Number One threat’ antifa”

I’m just gonna post this image for no particular reason

The signs “Bigger Paychecks” and “Lower Prices” sound more like requests than brags.

Friend, “How does this happen?” Me - “Well first you give birth to a dipshit named Jalen Hurts, then push him to play football”

Seriously she’s the worst. She doesn’t get as much press but the sheer glee she gets from bullshitting her way into starving children is just next level evil

Bengals defense allowed 11 catches for 137 yards and 2 TDs to 3 different TEs because all 3 of our linebackers would be lucky to make the practice squad for any playoff contender. Also Zac Taylor again does dumb things attempting to look smart by not going for an onside kick.

Sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat is literally “floating helplessly”

🎶Gee, our old Lasalle ran great…🎶

I don’t know if “You’re not poor, you’re actually too stupid to realize it” is going to move voters to his side.

My God. If this was Biden that would be it. The MSM and Republicans would be demanding he resign that evening. Democrats would have piled on too. And fairly enough. Rubio is literally talking loudly directly to his face right next to him and he’s dozing off.

NYT fact check with Linda Qiu “Did Trump actually keep the hurricanes away?” This needs context

“So Democrats suck and they whine every time you print something complimentary about Trumps greatness. Meanwhile conservatives want to hear even more about his greatness. My question is, is that a Brioni tie?”

Even if one could argue that an MRI could be used for a routine physical for someone as important as the President. There’s only one body part you’re checking and it’s not your ACL or your rotator cuff.

What kind of pos steals a car with someone’s dog in it and then dumps the dog? Need to find this kid and put him in jail for a long time. www.wlwt.com/article/dog-...

Make. America. Generic. Again.

Damn. Trump is nice to Mamdani once and NYT is like “okay we better finally run that piece we wrote 5 years ago”

Anyone have bets on what social media screed Lutnick, er…I mean Trump will write tomorrow to tank the market? Holiday weekend coming. If it’s business as usual look for million percent tariffs on, well let’s say Mexico, around 230pm. #stocks #manipulation

It’s all fixed now!

I swear to God we are one week away from watering our crops with Brawndo #rupar #duffy

Next week - RFKjr adds guidance to CDC website that sucking his dick will cure cancer

NYT probably- “Are illegal orders against the law? Depends who you ask.”

This is from season one of the Brady Bunch. In 1969 the actress playing Marcia is 14 Jan is 11 Cindy is 8 If you are debating which Brady daughter is more appropriate for a middle aged man to have sex with based on definitions of Hebephile and Ephebophile you’re describing a pedophile. #Megyn

Maybe we read the headline wrong. Maybe it’s a tutorial.

6 7! #Bengals

NYT - “Recently discovered images of trains criss crossing all over 1942 Europe reveal the lost beauty of steam engine travel”

I’m pretty sure to get into character for Carol in Pluribus she just thinks of the moment Jennifer Coolidge ridiculously beat her out for the Emmy.

I never thought this would happen to me while changing out a bad evaporator coil but…

They can’t afford extra clothes or a life jacket to cross the Rio Grande safely but they can buy the house next to you with cash at 20 percent over market. People actually believe this?

So world wars didn’t break it and COVID didn’t break it but somehow a 40 day shutdown broke how numbers work forever. Thousand years from now they still won’t be able to count jobs. What utter bullshit.

It’s about 4 months of deaths. Maybe less. Does anyone think the government is able to get something removed in 90 days? It took me that long to cancel my gym membership and I’m still alive.

NYT Sunday edition - “Is saying a 13 year old girl is too young to consent anti-feminist?” - Ross Douthat (independent voter)

Funny how Trumps post aligns completely with this one from Mace giving herself a bogus reason not to sign the petition because she’s just “so offended”

This doesn’t even make sense. Democrats aren’t supporting women because they are letting their support of women overshadow a vote on opening the government??

This sounds like a talking point you would hear from MarkWayne Mullin. Never go full Mullin.

Great job Democrats. Here’s how the media is framing it. Well you had political capital for about 5 days.

It’s almost like the people with important jobs in this administration have zero idea what they are doing

Of all the terrible headlines here the one that makes me weep the most for our country is the second one because the rest can all be fixed eventually. The Sweeney headline however is the biggest sign of how stupid our country and its current political environment has become.

NYT 3 days ago

What’s sad is that in a way Fox News is trying to talk to Trump through the TV because Trump doesn’t really know. He doesn’t go shopping. Bessent and Lutnick probably tell him all the prices are down so he doesn’t back off the tariffs that benefit their own pockets. Fox knows it’s hurting thr brand.

You know who else never stops talking? Assholes. All day all night.

The guy who is attacking and terrorizing half the countries and homelands of the players that will be competing in the World Cup gets a peace prize from FIFA. That tracks.

From article “It would not be the first time a politician’s dealings with Qatar have invited scrutiny. In May, the Trump administration formally accepted a 747 jetliner from Qatar.” Yeah because a $60000 trip by Bowsers team is the same as getting a billion dollar plane for free. Fuck off NYT.

The. Puzzles. Aren’t. Worth. It. #NYT #puzzles