i got to be honest i think what they are doing to camden yards is worse

Woke 2 has entered the atmosphere and is approaching terminal velocity.

No kings except for the original kings of comedy

this edible ain’t shit [2 hrs later]

Amazing sign being held by a small child

Gotta say… this guys makes some pretty good points.

Uhhh… is this good???

vance to his kids: “it is okay to tell your friends you love hitler as long as you don’t get caught”

Andrew “That Sopranos Episode” Cuomo

NEW: The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. We found more than 170 such incidents since the start of the second Trump administration. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes nearly 20 children, two of whom have cancer.

One Battle After Another more like One Good Movie Scene After Another

ME: "Girls, I'm going to a college campus today. Would you like me to see if they have a stuffed animal of the mascot for your collection? KIDS: "lets see the mascot" (shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion) GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.

R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

It pains me to say this, but as a Steelers fan I must report, ball don’t lie.

Okay who did this

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”

Everything he just said is polling at about 65% approval at least

these people are actually out of their fucking minds and im so sick of being told we need to pretend otherwise

Okay I feel pretty comfortable calling these guys fascists.

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

imo if they wanted to offer a positive influence on american youth they should have booked GOOD bunny for the halftime show

hey @repjohnnyo.bsky.social this is the shit you support big dog.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Your freshman year roommate before every 8:30AM Econ class

something called lonelyfans and it’s just me live-streaming me putting away the dishes

The lesson of the Trump era is to stick with your principles. He’s coming for you anyway, whether you do or not, so you might as well stick to your principles so people don’t laugh at you afterward and you can look yourself in the mirror.

It's A Few Small Beers season.

Matt Wieters Catcher Debut: 2009 - Retired: 2020 WSN - STL - BAL

Thinking about them

I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time

That moment when someone says something Benphobic so you have no choice but to hit them with the McDonald stare

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

resolved: sandwiches taste better when cut diagonally

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

When you don’t really want to be on camera but that’s most of the reason for you being in Riyadh.

Classic Steelers football (derogatory)

Supreme Court finds in 6-3 ruling no corruption in the Supreme Court

Introduced on p. 323 as a knight sworn to House Tyrell only to have his skull caved in by the Hound on p. 331 ass name

Is this good?

We have lived to see the day the Spanish Navy is deployed to *prevent* a genocide, which I suppose proves things can get better over time

“An emotional research team became tearful as they described how data shows the disease was slowed by 75% in patients.” What an absolutely incredible, joyous achievement for everyone involved. Hurrah for science and scientists! www.bbc.com/news/article...

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

when the interview goes well: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

your regular reminder that if chotiner is calling, do NOT pick up the phone www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

the horse, they say it's never been paler folks. pestilence rains down from its beautiful hair, seas boil at its touch, the sea's been very nasty to me