they're uploading full venture bros eps on youtube every saturday and this, truly, is a reason to feel deep and inimitable pride www.youtube.com/@VentureBros...

lol at the Australian guy in the crowd angrily flinging his kangaroo to the ground

Cubs game has entered Everybody Pad Your Stats Mode

Not sure if Cubs back or if Mets extremely bad

This is about the new Ghost in the Shell series. Like 90% of "news" site headlines now are just straight-fowardly lying to you to get you to click through

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Round 2 is rapidly approaching the Mississippi River. This should be in the Chicagoland area within the next 4-6 hrs. All hazards including damaging winds and tornadoes are likely with this. #ilwx #Chicago

Active 36-48 hr period coming up with multiple rounds of severe t-storms possible. First round enters the Chicagoland area this afternoon/evening followed by a potential 2nd round overnight/early tomorrow AM. Then a "finale" tomorrow afternoon/evening as a cold front heads through. #ilwx (1/2)

Sign outside the studio where we’re wrapped up our shoot of the four new MST3K episodes today. Yes, this is the level of professionalism you can look forward to. We’ve had a wonderful time making these. It’ll take a few months of post production but they’ll be out there before you know it. Wheee!

Narrative that this is the part of the Cubs schedule where they can really get themselves back on track again is on shaky ground thus far

Was gonna say that I'm glad that this whole circus was at least over with, but it seems like they're still trying to do a leverage play, and this announcement is just them going, "nah, but for real though"

Only worried about the Madden curse in the sense that there's already a huge number of reasons to worry about the team regressing from last year

Cubs trying to set a record for most cursed vibes from a team with multiple 10 game winning streaks, if such a thing can be quantified

Cubs have some kind of devil magic working right now

excuse me

Auburn was in the First Four Out this year and had a record of 17-16. There's not a problem that needs solving here. Win more games.

Did the Bears somehow draft Velus Jones again

I don't really think this that weird compared to the rule that you can stay in and DH after you're done pitching, which also only exists because of Ohtani

A lot of discourse about how there needs to be a salary cap because of the Dodgers is going to sidestep that the Mets are directly behind the Dodgers in spending and are still managing to do Mets things

Tornado watch up out west, timing still aligns with these storms arriving here between 8-11pm. All hazards possible this evening #ilwx

Windows giving me a taskbar notification to tell me that Edge has been updated

Reading the Cade Horton news

Cade horton injury

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

This would be pretty funny

It's probably unavoidable, but the only bummer about the WBC is how much of the broadcast is the announcers telling you about the guys you're not going to see pitch because their MLB teams called up and said no

Just take the Red Line or the remote shuttle service. This sucks!

Uhhhhhhhhhh

I think it's telling that the part of this story about the players' case is full of hard facts about how much small market teams have succeeded and the case on the owners' side for a cap is just like, "the Dodgers have bad vibes" www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Criterion's gonna get my money again for Network. I don't know anything about Cloud but it also sounds kinda dope

Every year around this time there's all of these "why isn't the Rooney rule working?" think pieces at the same time there's these stories about a new batch of sons from one of the same 8 families of coaches getting jobs www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Bears mandate of heaven confirmed

bears have plot armor

Was that the best time for some kinda weird wildcat thing? #Bears

Terry Crews telling me that the first Dodge Ram song was a hit

The Bears winning this game while Caleb Williams puts up like a 33% completion percentage would be very funny

Was never clear to me why the Bears were favored in this game when they had no healthy linebackers

At no point did it occur to me that they wouldn't be hard rebooting the series. The Craig movies, for better or worse, are plainly one connected story that ended. Bizarre.

Just like they drew it up

576 yards of total offense and that could've easily been a loss

BEAAAARRRRRSSSSS

Yamamoto casually dealing on no days rest and they barely found space to talk about it amidst everything else going on.

This game is drunk

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Bulls kinda back?

The crowd has thinned out enough that I hear one specific guy clapping in one of my back speakers

Baseball FOMO vs. basic sleep hygiene debate really raging now