Cubs trying to set a record for most cursed vibes from a team with multiple 10 game winning streaks, if such a thing can be quantified

Cubs have some kind of devil magic working right now

excuse me

Auburn was in the First Four Out this year and had a record of 17-16. There's not a problem that needs solving here. Win more games.

Did the Bears somehow draft Velus Jones again

I don't really think this that weird compared to the rule that you can stay in and DH after you're done pitching, which also only exists because of Ohtani

A lot of discourse about how there needs to be a salary cap because of the Dodgers is going to sidestep that the Mets are directly behind the Dodgers in spending and are still managing to do Mets things

Tornado watch up out west, timing still aligns with these storms arriving here between 8-11pm. All hazards possible this evening #ilwx

Windows giving me a taskbar notification to tell me that Edge has been updated

Reading the Cade Horton news

Cade horton injury

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

This would be pretty funny

It's probably unavoidable, but the only bummer about the WBC is how much of the broadcast is the announcers telling you about the guys you're not going to see pitch because their MLB teams called up and said no

Just take the Red Line or the remote shuttle service. This sucks!

Uhhhhhhhhhh

I think it's telling that the part of this story about the players' case is full of hard facts about how much small market teams have succeeded and the case on the owners' side for a cap is just like, "the Dodgers have bad vibes" www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Criterion's gonna get my money again for Network. I don't know anything about Cloud but it also sounds kinda dope

Every year around this time there's all of these "why isn't the Rooney rule working?" think pieces at the same time there's these stories about a new batch of sons from one of the same 8 families of coaches getting jobs www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Bears mandate of heaven confirmed

bears have plot armor

Was that the best time for some kinda weird wildcat thing? #Bears

Terry Crews telling me that the first Dodge Ram song was a hit

The Bears winning this game while Caleb Williams puts up like a 33% completion percentage would be very funny

Was never clear to me why the Bears were favored in this game when they had no healthy linebackers

At no point did it occur to me that they wouldn't be hard rebooting the series. The Craig movies, for better or worse, are plainly one connected story that ended. Bizarre.

Just like they drew it up

576 yards of total offense and that could've easily been a loss

BEAAAARRRRRSSSSS

Yamamoto casually dealing on no days rest and they barely found space to talk about it amidst everything else going on.

This game is drunk

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Bulls kinda back?

The crowd has thinned out enough that I hear one specific guy clapping in one of my back speakers

Baseball FOMO vs. basic sleep hygiene debate really raging now

I know it's the 14th and you're probably out of actual ads from other companies but please stop showing me Dave Portnoy

Can't tell if this is another step forward for the Bears or if the Saints offense is just an abject disaster. Kinda seems like #2, honestly

This is one particularly good example. Today this is a bike path, but prior to the car talking over it was economically viable for *private companies* to provide electric commuter rail to very not-dense places. So, density is not the only factor. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago...

Developing a theory about the NFL called Nobody is Actually Good

Can we do Scorigami for back-to-back game scores? @jonbois.bsky.social

I will absolutely take a dumb Bears win assisted by a weird weather play

Bears keeping up their tradition going back at least 3 coaching staffs of absolutely nightmarish 4th & 1 execution despite having a better offense overall

Bullpen game on both sides huh

Not counting Wild Card games, this is the first winner-take-all postseason game to go 12 innings since Game 7 of the 1924 World Series. Walter Johnson, after throwing four scoreless innings out of the bullpen, was the winning pitcher in that one.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

Cubs with the ol' Godfather III

Ready for Cubs-Brewers game 3