bears have plot armor

Was that the best time for some kinda weird wildcat thing? #Bears

Terry Crews telling me that the first Dodge Ram song was a hit

The Bears winning this game while Caleb Williams puts up like a 33% completion percentage would be very funny

Was never clear to me why the Bears were favored in this game when they had no healthy linebackers

At no point did it occur to me that they wouldn't be hard rebooting the series. The Craig movies, for better or worse, are plainly one connected story that ended. Bizarre.

Just like they drew it up

576 yards of total offense and that could've easily been a loss

BEAAAARRRRRSSSSS

Yamamoto casually dealing on no days rest and they barely found space to talk about it amidst everything else going on.

This game is drunk

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Bulls kinda back?

The crowd has thinned out enough that I hear one specific guy clapping in one of my back speakers

Baseball FOMO vs. basic sleep hygiene debate really raging now

I know it's the 14th and you're probably out of actual ads from other companies but please stop showing me Dave Portnoy

Can't tell if this is another step forward for the Bears or if the Saints offense is just an abject disaster. Kinda seems like #2, honestly

This is one particularly good example. Today this is a bike path, but prior to the car talking over it was economically viable for *private companies* to provide electric commuter rail to very not-dense places. So, density is not the only factor. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago...

Developing a theory about the NFL called Nobody is Actually Good

Can we do Scorigami for back-to-back game scores? @jonbois.bsky.social

I will absolutely take a dumb Bears win assisted by a weird weather play

Bears keeping up their tradition going back at least 3 coaching staffs of absolutely nightmarish 4th & 1 execution despite having a better offense overall

Bullpen game on both sides huh

Not counting Wild Card games, this is the first winner-take-all postseason game to go 12 innings since Game 7 of the 1924 World Series. Walter Johnson, after throwing four scoreless innings out of the bullpen, was the winning pitcher in that one.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

Cubs with the ol' Godfather III

Ready for Cubs-Brewers game 3

Cubs 2025 Postseason run

Bears making the playoffs was probably a pipe dream regardless, but definitely not helped by the entire NFC beating the entire AFC today

Not sure I believe Ron Darling that this game "means nothing" for the Cubs when Counsell said the bullpen was less than 100% going in and they're going to use all of their guys with length getting through this game

Cubs-Brewers 1st inning

Cubs

Cubs...

Preparing for Cubs postseason baseball where seemingly 80% of the roster is some combination of hurt and in a prolonged slump

Ben Johnson will almost certainly be more competent than Eberflus in the long run, but the decision to go on 4th & 3 and the fumble challenge which had no chance both looking like kind of dumb decisions right now

Bears...

Multiple celebs getting roped into betting app commercials

Cade Horton trying to single-handedly bail the Cubs front office out from not getting a top end starter at the deadline

Playing the MGS3 remake. They make clear during the Virtuous Mission that Snake is not supposed to leave any trace of his presence at all, but during the Snake Eater mission where both governments know what's up, it's not really clear what is preventing Snake from cooking his food.

DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)

Kinda funny that Fox used the coaches poll where OSU is No. 2 to justify the BIGGEST OPENER IN HISTORY marketing and then put the AP rankings where they're No. 3 on the score bug all game.

Cubs within 5 again...

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5 against the Brewers in 4 days. It'll be fine. It's fine

Fox is sticking with this scorebug where it looks like somebody accidentally deleted the background layer huh

Really wish the Brewers were in any other division so I could admit they were a good story

Cubs about to be 4 back in the division