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A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

This is hilarious 😂😂 They made a song out of the comment section on this video! 🤣🤣

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

A really good explanation of the disingenuous use by the media of the Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc fallacy

#OnThisDay 2000 : Now 45 was released in the UK with tracks from Gabrielle, Craig David, S Club 7, Fragma, SIsqo, Cuban Boys and John Lennon

[climbing out of my car which is now embedded in my neighbours' front room, turning to them hands on hips] honestly I'm as mad about this as you are

Sam, the youngest Mitchell, being the same age that Dot was when EastEnders first started. Have a nice day.

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

Replace Susie Dent and drop the numbers and letters rounds: how to fix Countdown

Had 7 hours of straight sleep for the first time in months and I feel like a new woman

Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home https://theonion.com/brutal-economy-fulfills-moms-dream-of-having-all-her-kids-back-home/

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

This is NUTS www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-usai...

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Eminem! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

This is exactly the level of stupidity we need to get Reform into power.

This is a sentiment you hear a lot from now-elderly people who grew up without a lot of material comforts. Their perceptual and material worlds were pretty well aligned! Now we basically all live in the perceptual world of the wealthy. It’s hard to imagine anyone not knowing what they don’t have.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Just going to leave this here for no apparent reason...

Can I say something respectful

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

I’m still singing this from 2 weeks ago! youtu.be/rY15PLImY3E?...

Have been getting so obsessed with SNL UK anyway, but the Giant Crab Man sketch was so good that it has now entered “light argument” speak in my house and my husband just skittered off sideways. youtu.be/OuSzG_DzVNo?...

This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

I am not sure why Melania Trump decided to make a statement about Jeffrey Epstein seemingly out of nowhere today, but if the idea was to put the ongoing coverup in the rearview mirror it will backfire spectacularly

This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

Someone needs to show this to the schools where management are loudly boasting of how copilot helped them analyse data or write a report…

Holy SHIT (also, the text in this image is an anime episode title)

Really can't emphasize enough that my main use for this site is not to be Taken Seriously By Media but rather to post that, in the original 1957 book, the Grinch is at least 53 years old. The Grinch has seen two world wars and a great depression. He doesn't need to hear shit from you

lmao great work guys

Your finger chocs were gorgeous.

we had four years where we didn’t have to wake up and immediately check the news to see what new nightmare the president has threatened to inflict on the world every morning and 77 million people voted that we should have to do that again and I will never get over it

*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

I see your ex girlfriend has a column now

I've worked in/around the mental health world for many years. It's been my job to teach the nuances of it to qualified medics. I'm very much aware that there are literally thousands of way in which symptoms of a mental health disorder can manifest. To my knowledge, 'merchandise' isn't one of them.

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try

Hi i need this to be real ty

David Attenborough is 100 soon. I once had an idle thought that Attenborough may have seen more *things* than any human ever. As in: face to face. IRL. Just seen more… varied stuff… than anyone before or since. The most exposed-to-stuff human ever.

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

hmm. odd, that. who could've predicted. oh you say there were constant warnings. from myriad reputable experts. ah well nevertheless. etc etc