Hey you, keep going! You have to do this for the rest of your life anyway!

I just got my hair cut by a woman who has us all beat. She owns the shop but she also works two hours a week bussing at a fancy hotel restaurant so she can get employee deals at fancy hotels. And two days a week she slings bags for Delta so she can fly wherever she wants for free.

second window's funds raised: a whopping $2,709.32, for a total of $3,628.88. you people rule! I've got lots of reading to do, I'll randomly select the merch winners when I'm done!

our acceptances form Tom Snarsky's #smallpoemsunday call officially wrapped up yesterday, but we've got another small poem for y'all today, courtesy of Bobby Vanecko! https://www.havehashad.com/bqnhv

Theorist Media creatives announce joint union drive with Motion Pictures Editors Guild and Writers Guild of America West. #TheoristsUnite @mpeg700.bsky.social @iatse.bsky.social @teamtheorist.bsky.social

Tbh I don't think I was ever emotionally equipped to handle the Hall & Oates break up.

My feed right now

OMG, @maureenthorson.bsky.social delivers line after incredible line. "What's religion but everyone knowing the words?" will tumble around in my brain for quite a while.

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

[watching the most unrelentingly bleak movie] i hope they have bloopers during the credits

1) An entire generation of young people is being destroyed right now. They can't find jobs, they can't afford to have children, they will never be able to afford a house, their minds are being fried by social media. If we as a culture cannot rise up against the forces making--

you’re laughing. sandwich throwers are getting away with murder* and you’re laughing. *sandwich throwing

use it wisely and often,

Children are the largest recipients of SNAP benefits. Also: Seniors, the disabled and the folks who care for them. Because that's what civilized countries do: Support their citizens when they need support and ensure they can live with dignity www.washingtonpost.com/business/int...

Celebrity Traitors finale almost fixed me

maybe it’s ocd, maybe it’s the zeigarnik effect

Eating out of the earthquake kit again.

Entertainment, good works, political statement, trolling, all in one. Well done.

“It's so dark that there aren't any shapes dancing on the backs of my eyelids”

It is my pleasure to share that @andrewporter01.bsky.social will be the Guest Selecting Editor for the @wigleaf.bsky.social Top 50 2026! Andrew Porter's latest book, The Imagined Life, has received many accolades and has been called, "One of the best books of the year," by Esquire.

Dealing with someone giving off a real "check your spam folder" vibe.

Good morning. Was in the middle of a crosswalk when my dad called to ask me how to spell, “gestalt.”

WGAW members joined Starbucks Workers United this past Saturday for a practice picket action. Starbucks baristas deserve a fair contract now! #tobeapartner #1u #unionstrong

I voted the CRAP out of that election. 🎆🎆🎆

This is a great time of year for people who go to bed at 5:00

It’s here! Highly recommended- lovely mostly unseen pictures, genuinely insightful new interviews, generous coverage to all Wings eras. 5⭐️

new new: "Propinquity," by Daniel Sylvan Paige: wigleaf.com (first-published story alert!)

My painting,.. Happy Halloween y'all 🎃

I'm really asking a lot of these multivitamins

i thought i was going insane turns out i’m just paying attention

Thrilled for this!

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

Realizing my new sweater is the color of yogurt.

It did not start with Instagram, apparently.

"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book." - Cicero circa 43 BC.

agent: the movie is called rounders & you’ll be playing a russian mobster. john malkovich: my character will have an accent suggesting that he is from mars.

for the rest of the month I implore you: sign off all your emails with kind regourds,

did not expect to be so moved this afternoon

Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.

Thinking about trying the whale diet (mackerel and sea captains).

Don't look to me for leadership. Sometimes I let YouTube ads play until the end because I feel bad for them.

🖤

They fixed the sinkhole before I could look in it, story of my life.

This photo of Robert Bloch is the most writer photo to have ever writer photo’d. It is Pure Writer Photo.

the #Beatles 1969 the day of the photographing of the Abbey Road cover

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

Bringing back Dweeb, but as a compliment.

We LOVED Diane Keaton. RIP.

Sorry I was rude, I didn’t want to be invited again