Joe Biden be like

I leave 80sCommercialVault videos playing in the background when I'm cooking or whatever just to have some noise and let me tell you not seeing the video while this played in the living room made me hear something different

you do have to do it in a couple of places but this tutorial makes it easy to go uncheck the boxes that otherwise lets Google's AI read all your shit. or move everything over to protonmail but moving everything over is a giant thing I know.

When you set up your trail cam on Satori Mountain

inspired by @dialacina.com

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

And as a special treat for the best fans in the biz, we've got a bunch of new art from @bransonreese.bsky.social with the Pokemon evolutions of all your favorite characters!!

Fo-fi beats to fo-fum to

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

I think the lesson here is that if you're a complete and total a****** who promotes hatred and violence towards others, someone might kill you.

The American people, by a 28-point margin, overwhelmingly oppose Netanyahu’s barbaric war against the Palestinian people. When will their members of Congress listen?

Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3 www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

to disable the fucking AI chatbot in Firefox: * go to about:config * set browser.ml.chat.enabled to false

angry every day that of all countries the U.S. thinks it has the moral standing to say who should or should not have nuclear weapons. ask the 38,000 children who died at Hiroshima and Nagasaki if the U.S., of all nations on the earth, has any right to pose as a moral arbiter here

Gordon Ramsey: This laboratory is absolutely filthy. When was the last time you cleaned out these flasks? And… fuck me is this eye of rat? Wizard: Well eye of newt is just so expensive, I— Gordon: Tell me you’re not providing potions to the fucking king

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

This was the funniest thing that's happened in the past few years, right?

In no way should a U.S. Citizen be detained, anywhere, because of their protected speech (and neither should a non-citizen, to be clear). To do so is to violate an oath to the Constitution and the rule of law. www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike... ( @taylorlorenz.bsky.social )

People making “content” in public should be looked at the same way as people taking a shit in public.

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

Why does this cover of Cosmopolitan make it seem like Macaulay Culkin has a terminal illness

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do

Chuck Skooma

“Don’t you all have jobs that you will work until the moment you die?”

Perfect!

No. Christians feel persecuted because there is a vast media apparatus telling them that they are persecuted. There is no evidence whatsoever of large-scale discrimination against Christians in this country.

the road is for going. the only reason anyone gets on a road is to go. that's why it feels like such a betrayal when the red light makes you stop

Keep talking that shit and me and homie gonna roll up on your ass with the unknown device…

You gotta hand it to Jim Varney for being able to make his face display an emotion that does not exist in nature

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

they're water boarding me 'low and slow' in the coca cola cool zone at guantanamo

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

*robert eggers running out of old timey folk monsters* ërnëst skarred stu-pid

the elder scrolls III: morrowind, official wallpaper (2003) web.archive.org/web/20030806...

Why this birdhouse look like Plankton

I think it’s cool that NPR hired the first person to receive a dog brain transplant as a political analyst