Follow-Up... Kid: "the difference between me and a dog is I'm taller. Think about it. Just think about it." ( @cheekface.bsky.social )

Esposa to kid: "clean up after yourself. You're not a dog. you have hands." Kid: "I'm not a dog. I mean, I guess I could be a dog, if I were a furry. But I'm not a furry, and I don't think they turn into actual dogs either. I don't know, do we know any furries? I can ask them." Esposa: "clean up."

This is the core of my recent writing: too much techne, too little phronesis. Jones's statement is technically competent, but practically unwise (yes, the math is correct. That's exactly the problem!). You can't put "extinction" and "everyone gets richer" on the same scale and call it rational.

I want to expand it by 22 justices. Let's have 31 justices total. Let them fight.

THIS SUPREME COURT IS ILLEGITIMATE AND NEEDS TO BE SMUSHED

NEUTER THE SUPREME COURT

NEUTER THE SUPREME COURT

Me during regular sports: whatever, where's the food? Me during world cup:

It's like... Bosnia just gave up in the last few minutes.

A quick search shows no — there is no documented instance in which Justices Alito and Kagan were the sole two justices on a concurring opinion together.

Just found out that I have an ancestor named "Feivel Mauskowitz" and I guess I've always known I'm part cartoon mouse.

New Jersey overperforming here, as usual!

Everything they've done must be destroyed. Just like the the North should have burned every plantation in the South and sent the traitors to the gallows.

That was SOME incredible defense by Cape Verde. Just amazing.

Today is an ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS DAY in sportsball

Today is an ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS DAY in sportsball

Hey, is 3 red cards in a single game a good omen or a bad omen? 🟥🟥🟥

Emperor Commodus

Don't hate me, but the more I'm working on my writing projects lately, the more I'm convinced that we exist in a population that is objectively better off than any generation before it and subjectively convinced that everything is terrible.

THE BLUESKY VIBES ARE NOT REALITY FELLAS

Emperor Commodus

Kant we all just reason our way to the moral law and impose it on ourselves purely because it is rational?

Me, to Nintendo: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

UH, NO SIR, THEY ARE SAYING "BOO-URNS, BOO-URNS."

Next week, thousands of law students nationwide will apply for federal clerkships on OSCAR. How will they know which judges to apply to and which, like Eleanor Ross, should be avoided at all costs? @thelap.bsky.social ‘s first of its kind Clerkships Database! youtube.com/shorts/JfxOK...

I AM SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU. (Read this as you will.)

To be fair, we should have burned every plantation and hung every traitor

NEITHER SUPREME NOR A COURT

Would 100% vote Pikachu / Fox McCloud.

I keep seeing these amazing #Pokopia builds and I'm just like "uh... I used random blocks and a door to put some Eevees in a box."

HELLO IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRADEMARK LAW MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE PROVIDING YOUR OPINION ON TRADEMARK LAW

"I guess I'll try the Waffle Coffin... do you know if if it is gluten free?"

Just found out that I'm much more of a Yiddish speaker than I thought, as I asked my spouse "you want I should get you that?" Anyway, I'm on my way to do a routine at Kutsher's and then Grossinger's, followed by the Concord.

Sitting in #PetShopJC and they have @cheekface.bsky.social on (Art House)

"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." - Me, explaining artificial intelligence and the importance of actually knowing what you're doing to a group of attorneys

They're gutting the Reconstruction Amendments (yes, all of them). The only appropriate response is a Second Reconstruction.

if there's one thing you can count on this legal analyst to do, it's to be publicly honest about the fact that Samuel Alito is a little bitch

Look at this LOAF

Okay like Fun fact: I absolutely need to sleep with my hair up. Like not tied up. But literally above my head on my pillow so nothing is touching my face or neck. And fuck me because I tend to turn my head a lot so fuck my sleep when I gotta wake up to get my goddamn hair off my face ANYWAYYYY

Me: I don't have any sensory issues. Also me: I like wearing these socks with individual toe holes, because I don't really like how toes feel against each other.

What if I told you 'gold-obsessed fascist who thinks battleships are invincible disputes British claim on the Falklands to distract from economic catastrophe and secret police scandals at home' had already been tried

@cheekface.bsky.social any chance you know why the NYC Sept. 19 show is 18+? My kid is begging to go and apparently has memorized half your songs now (he is a big fan of We Need a Bigger Dumpster).

Personally, NYC seems more cheerful and I've only had to say "I'm walkin' here, schmuck" once or twice since he became mayor.

Hey, is the TMZ coverage of Washington D.C. politicians any good? I don't care about celebrities, but this is far more interesting to me.

> “We can’t vote out fascists” crowd are on notice > Donald Trump is going to be SEETHING > Fuck yeah Hungary

for sure, congratulations to magyar. but the real heroes imo are those in civil society & journalism & rank-and-file opposition & academia who have fought against the disintegration of rule of law, the weaponization of the courts/media, & so much more for so long. 🇭🇺

They all need to fall. 🥳

I wish the MTA would take over the PATH trains and make PATH run better 24/7 and also extend to Newark Airport. That is my public transit thought for today.

I remember, back in high school, Bill Clinton held a surprise press conference to tell us he did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky (he did)