yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

if you are so content-brained that you need AI generated video podcasts of Lincoln talking to Theon Vonn, it’s over. you should have to work in the mines for years. your brain can only be cured by a hard day’s work

i keep saying this but what i hate most about the ezra kleins of the world is their insistence is that politics is about messaging and triangulating. its never about offering a compelling vision of the world, its about trying desperately to capitulate to whatever moment we are in

Can an AI "doctor" do this? [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].

Hi! I borrowed $300m from the worst people in the world to buy your favourite thing! Now your favourite thing owes me $300m and sadly it looks like it can’t pay me back so I’ve taken it out back and shot it. Anyways, just wanted to ask… what’s your *second* favourite thing?

This seems to fundamentally misunderstand what a corn dog is meant to be.

THE MEME IS REAL

Today's article is about a form of bad-faith speech somewhat akin to bullshit, which I'm calling (because why not) wank. I don't quite think I've focused the ideas down as much as I can, but I think it says some interesting things regardless:

when i want to reaffirm the universal value of life, my two go-tos are definitely "ai" and "brand campaign"

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

dudes rock

In defense of shaming "[Shame] is, quite literally, the least one can do to ensure rules of social conduct that upheld minimal levels of dignity for all involved. Most of the alternatives involve either subjugation, combat, or both." www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

"That the futurists who want to break the bounds of mortality are the ones most committed to the immutability of gender says something about how useful the concept is to them. Their insistence on masculine hegemony is an insistence on order and hierarchy." www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

CHOTINER: Your penchant for cannibis is no secret. ME: As much as anyone el- CHOTINER: Fire? ME: Oh my gosh, don’t be absurd. Nothing above mids. CHOTINER: But you see how people might be confused when you tweet “I am absolutely gone off that loud”? ME: I uh- I-I consider mids loud.

CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful. ME: You're talking about-- CHOTINER: Pagliacci. ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh. CHOTINER: Of course. ME: If I had known, obviously. CHOTINER: Obviously.

The aura control nurse is rounding be sure to check your vibes

Filing a patient safety report after the incorrect frequency of homeopathic tincture was applied to a patient.

"Children don't remember what you try to teach them," Jim once said. "They remember what you *are*." Look a child in the eye when you speak with them. Don't talk down to them. Love and support them. And remember: they're smarter than you think. Oh, and make them laugh. ALWAYS make them laugh. /7

we have got to stop the globally-expanding scourge of Uwu Smol Bean Thought

ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

Checking the "No food poisoning" box on DoorDash but it raises my price by $2 so I frown and uncheck it

woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it

a few thoughts (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/o...

Financing a network of safety net and critical access hospitals post collapse with DraftKings funding in exchange for allowing betting on patient outcomes.

Personally, I don't think that the Democratic Party should so vigorously brand itself as pro-genocide, but what do I know?

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/

i think you get a finite amount of anxiety attacks on main while having 200k followers and whatever the number is she is well beyond it

"ChatGPT’s appearance of humanlike intelligence...is a mirage. The narcotized text it produces is only a recombination of whatever corpora it consumes; LLMs, Bender argues, should be seen as “stochastic parrots” and “synthetic text extruding machines.”" www.nplusonemag.com/issue-51/the...

The constant beating of a heart beneath your floorboards [ASMR to relax/study to LOOP 10 HOURS] - YouTube

"you're throwing up blood" man I am throwing up lots of stuff don't worry about it

excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body

When everyone else is willing to throw you under the bus, a union will stand strong with you.

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Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years. Speaks for itself.

NEW: Bernie Sanders becomes the first Senator of the United States to label Israel's war on Gaza a genocide.

Subcutaneous Eucharist implant which maintains continuous therapeutic levels of absolution for up to three years.

professor x looking into wolverines mind and seeing that he has eaten 12,000 hot dogs in his life and going oh my god

This is the juice

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you