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Fought for Rax in the roast beef wars.
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Bill Corbett
2 days ago
The mayor of Minneapolis’ penis is a tiny clawlike hand
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Trading Paul George away and then adding LeBron James is like the human centipede of basketball operations.
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I will never be brought down by hubris
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there is no world in which someone who's good enough for an athletic scholarship won't get one because there's a trans kid playing that sport
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Parker Molloy
4 days ago
The Supreme Court today addressed one of the most pressing threats to the nation today: banning this high school sophomore from playing school sports with her friends 🫡🫠🙃
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Dr. Lucky Tran
5 days ago
A Japanese fan broke down crying after his country's elimination, but a group of Brazilians fans went to console him and Mexican fans made him soar. You gotta love the World Cup! ❤️🌎⚽️ Video: RÉCORD
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Was he a competitive swimmer? His freestyle looks pretty good for being in a suit.
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Radley Balko
9 days ago
Also, I saw Jimmy Dore (700K followers) argue with an oncologist (2,500 followers) about whether the sun or sunscreen is the real cause of skin cancer.
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Brendan Nyhan
9 days ago
"in-hospital mortality increases for Black, but not White, patients as hospitals reach capacity... We identify rationing by wait times as a mechanism, documenting that sicker Black patients wait longer for care than healthier White patients"
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Happy Pride
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Sam Antics
11 days ago
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Elizabeth Picciuto
11 days ago
You must attend one of these events or the world’s capybara population disappears. Which one are you going to?
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Haus of Decline
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The thing about Taibbi is that all the sexually vicious stuff he claimed to do in the eXile he now says was just a joke, so you can decide for yourself whether he thinks tattooing a guys bunghole on his forehead while he's sleeping or throwing a pie full of cum at someone is good or not.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
18 days ago
onion factory. we love the game
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Blue chew group
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drawing the jaguars in 17-0 is so funny, like you're putting a team together with Lawrence Taylor, Jerry Rice, Deion Sanders and uh Blake Bortles.
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convergent evolution
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W.E.D.em Boyz
25 days ago
The Washington Post editorial board printing a straight up right-wing lie
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Not much, just having a psychosexually normal morning. what's up with you?
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god damn what a draw
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D-day, when European beaches were famously invaded by dangerous ideologies.
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Me [getting a Nazi tattoo and manhandling some broads]: Haha fuck yeah!!!! yes! Me [being perceived to have done those things]: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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28 days ago
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
29 days ago
‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’
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Genial Black Man
about 1 month ago
*JIMINY GLICK VOICE*
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Screwworm sounds like it should be more fun than it will probably be.
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Problem Machine
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✨🇭🇷marina🇧🇦✨
about 1 month ago
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Dennis the Menace talking to his mom with the Far Side caption "I see your little petrified skull ... labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere" is one of those things that just sort of rattles around my skull as constant background noise.
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we as a nation desperately need to build more ice cream stands with batting cages and mini golf
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i'm glad they kept the dinosaur but i miss the batting cages
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lauren
about 1 month ago
we don't want to be global leaders in science and industry. we want to be the feudal lords of the chevy dealership
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Paul
about 1 month ago
Ed Markey tears into Seth Moulton: "Massachusetts deserves better than a senator who scapegoats trans kids." The crowd goes fucking wild.
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lauren
about 1 month ago
"i don't take money from fossil fuel companies" goes pretty crazy too
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Graeter's Ice Cream has excellent chocolate chips but the ice cream itself is fine, nothing special, easily beaten by the average New England town's seasonal ice cream stand.
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Liberal Currents
about 1 month ago
“Taxes are how we build the world for each other.”
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We Owe Each Other Better: Reject Slopulism, Embrace Building the Republic
We must end the permanent retreat that began with Reagan.
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Dr. Christine H. Tran
about 1 month ago
Anon reviewer told us to cite more of my work:
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Releasing the DNC autopsy but it's just frozen sections of Diane Feinstein's brain.
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Tim Price
about 1 month ago
I just hope the constable doesn’t drop by again
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Lowering my disgusting nipples to half mast
about 2 months ago
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I genuinely think "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" should be the slogan going forward. What the fuck has Reaganism done for all but 12 people?
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about 2 months ago
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Finally a politician who will stand up for Circuit City shoppers.
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about 2 months ago
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these are the only guns that people should be allowed to own.
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about 2 months ago
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journeyman folklorist
about 2 months ago
far-left assassination culture
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Good job
@pennmedicine.bsky.social
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
about 2 months ago
“Say … what’s a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?”
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