The mayor of Minneapolis’ penis is a tiny clawlike hand

Trading Paul George away and then adding LeBron James is like the human centipede of basketball operations.

I will never be brought down by hubris

there is no world in which someone who's good enough for an athletic scholarship won't get one because there's a trans kid playing that sport

The Supreme Court today addressed one of the most pressing threats to the nation today: banning this high school sophomore from playing school sports with her friends 🫡🫠🙃

A Japanese fan broke down crying after his country's elimination, but a group of Brazilians fans went to console him and Mexican fans made him soar. You gotta love the World Cup! ❤️🌎⚽️ Video: RÉCORD

Was he a competitive swimmer? His freestyle looks pretty good for being in a suit.

Also, I saw Jimmy Dore (700K followers) argue with an oncologist (2,500 followers) about whether the sun or sunscreen is the real cause of skin cancer.

"in-hospital mortality increases for Black, but not White, patients as hospitals reach capacity... We identify rationing by wait times as a mechanism, documenting that sicker Black patients wait longer for care than healthier White patients"

Happy Pride

Garffeld

You must attend one of these events or the world’s capybara population disappears. Which one are you going to?

The thing about Taibbi is that all the sexually vicious stuff he claimed to do in the eXile he now says was just a joke, so you can decide for yourself whether he thinks tattooing a guys bunghole on his forehead while he's sleeping or throwing a pie full of cum at someone is good or not.

onion factory. we love the game

Blue chew group

drawing the jaguars in 17-0 is so funny, like you're putting a team together with Lawrence Taylor, Jerry Rice, Deion Sanders and uh Blake Bortles.

convergent evolution

The Washington Post editorial board printing a straight up right-wing lie

Not much, just having a psychosexually normal morning. what's up with you?

god damn what a draw

D-day, when European beaches were famously invaded by dangerous ideologies.

Me [getting a Nazi tattoo and manhandling some broads]: Haha fuck yeah!!!! yes! Me [being perceived to have done those things]: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’ www.patreon.com/posts/160262...

*JIMINY GLICK VOICE*

Screwworm sounds like it should be more fun than it will probably be.

Dennis the Menace talking to his mom with the Far Side caption "I see your little petrified skull ... labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere" is one of those things that just sort of rattles around my skull as constant background noise.

we as a nation desperately need to build more ice cream stands with batting cages and mini golf

i'm glad they kept the dinosaur but i miss the batting cages

we don't want to be global leaders in science and industry. we want to be the feudal lords of the chevy dealership

Ed Markey tears into Seth Moulton: "Massachusetts deserves better than a senator who scapegoats trans kids." The crowd goes fucking wild.

"i don't take money from fossil fuel companies" goes pretty crazy too

Graeter's Ice Cream has excellent chocolate chips but the ice cream itself is fine, nothing special, easily beaten by the average New England town's seasonal ice cream stand.

“Taxes are how we build the world for each other.” www.liberalcurrents.com/we-owe-each-...

Anon reviewer told us to cite more of my work:

Releasing the DNC autopsy but it's just frozen sections of Diane Feinstein's brain.

I just hope the constable doesn’t drop by again

Lowering my disgusting nipples to half mast

I genuinely think "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" should be the slogan going forward. What the fuck has Reaganism done for all but 12 people?

Finally a politician who will stand up for Circuit City shoppers.

these are the only guns that people should be allowed to own.

far-left assassination culture

Good job @pennmedicine.bsky.social

“Say … what’s a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?”