Blue Cross: We won’t approve your patient’s hysterectomy until she’s had an endometrial biopsy Also Blue Cross: Once the biopsy is done, the hysterectomy will be approved. We don’t need to wait for the result This is an insurance company insisting I inflict violence on a patient for no reason

There are lots of reasons why ibuprofen shouldn't be used or isn't going to cut it for pain but it's insane to say it doesn't work.

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

Could one (1) democrat do a Willie Horton style ad with these guys

This is almost as unfunny as an Elon tweet. Hard to pull off if you have four functioning brain cells.

They shut down the government for nothing. Literally nothing.

Pretty fucking nauseating that Fetterman voted to get back to a job he famously does not do.

This is what you want me to touch? Get real.

More implausible claims from the social democratic left.

If a professional did this they would be arrested and I don't really understand why the answer box gets a break

The two inevitable technologies that VC ends up reinventing are phrenology and the bus.

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

Now I’d like to pry Henry Cuellar, Tom Suozzi, and Josh Gottheimer out of their seats.

centrists right now

This will be drastically different from their usual strategy of calling every Democrat a gay Muslim communist

I think it's nice the white house is being fitted with mid-tier hotel lettering. next step is to sell fractional ownerships

Defeat isn't enough for Andrew Cuomo and his pack of lunatics: defector.com/defeat-isnt-...

Polymarket can eat shit

Thank god

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

Do you recognize that sandwich

Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw. "Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks. Lairmore won't confirm. "I did not go back to collect it," he says.

It is worth saying that putting “Africana studies” in scare quotes as if it’s a ridiculous concept is not a political argument. It’s just racism. “Africa is not worthy of a major” is the implication. Yeah dude you’re just racist. (From Gerard Baker at the WSJ today) www.wsj.com/opinion/mamd...

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag. Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

Healthcare but only for my friends

Halloween should be a federal holiday.

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

“Now let me get this straight. … We hired you to babysit the kids, and instead you cooked and ate them both?”

Oh my god

“We noticed you from across the bar and couldn’t help but admire your physiognomy and skull shape…”

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

yes. YES.

I don't think I could successfully pick a pocket if I practiced 8 hours every day for a thousand years

There is not a single piece of media conservatives understand

In hindsight it’s too bad that Y2K didn’t shut down all of the computers.

HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

every Democrat in the country should not only endorse Mamdani within three hours but they should denounce and condemn Andrew Cuomo and demand he retire from politics forever

The Onion is literally the only good thing in my life excepting of course my wife and most of my kids.

If Cuomo wins the mayoral race I will never eat another meat ball.

America... boy, I dunno.

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

All my apes gone