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Social Media in 2035

i know there are all sorts of useful implementations of the technology these chatbot companies make. but nothing i have seen has convinced me the mass availability of subsidized chatbots themselves isn't a fucking calamity of the highest order.

also. "bear market" probably means the opposite to salmon

severe intravascular bleeding

Circe (from Southie) gives our hero a stern warning - he may lose a few goons if he goes too close to Boylston St, but if he goes too close to Comm Ave the whole voyage will be lost

people trust the computer in a way that they simply do not trust the person across the desk who’s saying “no actually i cannot order a whole body scan to look for lyme disease”

This was a hard story to report. Newborns who don’t get a vitamin K shot are 81 times more likely to develop a condition where they bleed uncontrollably. But more and more families are declining the shot. And babies are dying. www.propublica.org/article/more...

Sure I can do a transplant eval for you but it will require a premium subscription to ClaudeHealth. Tell me a little more: 1. Other health conditions 2. Patient’s contribution to society 3. Your best guess of their race — it’s ok if you’re not sure! 4. Are they a premium ClaudeHealth subscriber?

Smith College is now under investigation by the Department of Education for admitting trans students. archive.ph/Zn90w

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

celebrity is a scourge upon society. every day I’m grateful that I’m nobody and always will be

youre laughing. a half sunk visage lies beside two trunkless legs of stone and you're laughing

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

there's a layer of real human interaction between the chatbot that spat out this prompt and the chatbot that generated its image: it's the guy in malaysia making generational wealth gaming facebook and X monetization by targeting politicized US boomers. and that's why the robots can never replace us

We should have the stocks but just for people who do direct to consumer marketing for pharmaceuticals

Ah... in reality, Amal was trapped beneath the rubble but still conscious, literally speaking to her family, while Israel fired on rescuers for... six hours to ensure there would be no reunion.

we are in hell

i want to participate in culture but my participation is immediately and directly used for someone else’s profit machine

jesus christ i could eat a theoretically infinite number of pierogi

BALDWIN: Do you think NIH should fund less cancer research? RFK Jr: No, they should fund more, & one of the few agencies that got a raise in the budget was NCI B: That increase is less than $1m for an institute with a $7b budget. That's a .01% increase. It wouldn't even cover one additional grant

i don’t get this post. is it supposed to be funny

"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..." "One of her children recently enlisted in the military... www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

🚨 nostalgia is a thought terminator 🚨 www.patreon.com/posts/155876...

I got bitten by a radioactive staphylococcus and the only superpower I got was being able to cleave beta-lactams

Structural things are structural, declining trust in universities edition

old man yells at claude

sorry I’m not over it. i’m doctor doing red cross

Why am I even commenting? No one should talk. There's no need for talking in 2026. We've all talked enough.

it's a picture of me as a doctor and im doing red cross

Can I be honest for a second? When I was 7 years old, I saw a plumber jump on a turtle in real life, right across the fence of the playground, he broke it down into viscera, all of my classmates clapped, he moved on to do the same thing to a real life goomba. I tried to kill myself two weeks after.

Hey is this ID? Can we do a quick in person curbside before I have to run to the ED to see another consult for a traveler from an antique land? Meet me by the two vast and trunkless legs of stone outside the cafeteria

on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets

i may be teetering on a duty hour violation this month but at least richard scarry knows what my job is

It’s ok to admit there is no ethical consumption/existence under capitalism. You don’t have to find a way to explain to me how actually working at the healthcare rent seeking factory is woke and important for marginalized lived experiences.

Someone sent me this.

crime economy? scam economy? crypto economy? laissez faire economy? whatever you want to call it, we’re all on the same page: it is our constitutional right to be tricked, fleeced, and bamboozled every minute of every day until we die.

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Its all rah rah abolish the police till a guy who didn’t take his invega shows up in a nice neighborhood

you love to see it

The only tech product that has delivered on its promise of redefining its field while also preserving the best of the past is this

what did people do in the beforetimes when you couldn’t join morning didactic while actively shitting

the lobster in the lobster emoji is red which means it has been boiled to death: 🦞

CHEWY BOXES MUST GO! Girls see our Hallway full of Cardboard and Comment - DISGRACE! I will be ending this War Today! Hallway must Open! Thank you for your attention to this matter! CJC

girl gamer, magazine, excerpt (2008) archive.org/details/girl...

Not a fan of the NPC epithet in general, but if you use LLMs to do most of your talking and thinking for you at this point, not sure there’s a better word for it?