Wife asked for a snow day movie and would not accept that the only correct answer is The Thing.

red wedding red wedding red wedding

poke as a medical procedure has been shown to be twice as efficacious as pill with half the risk of cut

At least we got rid of genocide joe

What does this mean for the abundance agenda

your top 5 home cooked breakfasts of 2025, wrapped 5. june 11- two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper, eaten over the sink 4. september 3- two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper, eaten over the sink 3. february 23- two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper, eaten over the sink 2. november 14- two h

When are we going to start focusing on Bitcoin again

The other doctor said you would grant me the power to resist death itself

Removing ChatGPT slop as a Reddit mod is one of the last remaining ways I have to exercise control over my environment

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Mo by dick, mo problems

Woke up this morning and found “Hogwarts Billy Madison” on my nightstand notepad.

Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations

Tripling the gabapentin dose on a patient experiencing word-finding difficulties is certainly a choice.

Noooooooooooo

“Why do you feel that this 85 year old patient would not be a good candidate for hydrocodone?” “Because it would interact with their Xanax” “Why are you prescribing them Xanax?” “Because they’re anxious about their pain”

My main transition to adulthood has been going from ironically liking the peanuts holiday specials to actually liking them

If your app delivers an unexpected push notification, I will recoil in disgust and treat it the same way I would treat waking up to a friendly spider on my face

I want to know who the hell is choosing a dinner plate here

CPR is approved for moderate to severe ventricular fibrillation. Ask your doctor if CPR is right for you.

Doctor LLMs don't want you to know this one weird trick

Getting a picture of the spine and being surprised that it says “degenerative change” is like being surprised that it says “bones”

i think we should show a little more gratitude for artificial preservatives. food not going bad so quickly rocks

PCP has pt on 4 agents for sleep/RLS…has never checked iron…ferritin of 6…what are we doing chat

PCP’s A.I. scribe turns “degenerative disc disease at the L3-4 level” to “one of his lumbar discs is three-quarters damaged” This shit literally may make me leave the profession.

bit of an eccentric opinion but i believe everyone should know the phonetic alphabet and i think everyone should start shouting in it a half millisecond after anyone mishears anything

What an interesting and nuanced strategy that I am sure has been consistent across many diverse situations.

Public school bus drivers are the best patients and possibly the best people I interact with on a regular basis.

What is the life expectancy for ESRD + bipolar disorder + persistent cocaine use

its so funny to feed your body stuff like Hard Seltzer and Smart Ones and Cheez-It and then act like it's betraying you when you reach the outcome you've requested

Philadelphia should probably give up on the whole “sports” thing.

New healthcare model to reduce burnout involves replacing patients with A.I.

Primary care NP referred a bedbound 94yo patient w tailbone pain to me telling them they would get a steroid shot, does the class have any guesses what a physical exam demonstrated as the cause of their pain?

Stop trying to give people healthcare. They don’t want healthcare. They would rather kill you where you stand than have healthcare.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

I’ll tell you one thing, I would never get killed by listeria

My most conservative opinion is that if you are a grown adult, I expect you to know why you are taking any medication you are taking.

i doordashed buffalo wild wings to my medbed but it incorporated them into my body like the fly

AI scribes are great bc instead of an assessment and plan you have a gobbledygook paragraph summarizing the patient’s thoughts on what is wrong with them “the patient can feel her disc coming out her skin” okay good thank you

There are special pills your doctor won’t give you. Special pills that only help, with no risk. They won’t give them to you because they hate you. If you research them on the internet and ask for them, then they will give them to you.

Please don’t put “electrocution” in the past medical history of an alive person

If you put an allergy to contrast dye on someone’s chart that says “elevates blood pressure”, I assume that you hate them and want them to die.

What’s the deal w bird watchers You just pick an animal and watch it What’s up w that, why

I’ve been put on a PIP that involves me never saying “impossibly thin iPhone Air” to a patient

Can we please focus on the real story of the day, the impossibly thin iPhone Air

Do you think the NRA will hold a rally there

an article asking whether it's feminist to use AI? i will get right around to reading that, but first, would you join me in the cellar for a moment? i have a lovely new cask of sherry of dubious origin i'd like your opinion on

Why is anyone still getting gastric bypass surgery

Have a headache during pregnancy? Have you considered High Dose Opioids?