Oh my god shut the fuck up

Oh my god shut the fuck up

literally watergate

Why is “eating ramen” always given as the example of something that someone poor and despondent does when it’s literally the best thing

Oh my god shut the fuck up

Oh my god shut the fuck up

I’m starting to think this Trump character may not be good at being president

Get one of those carb smart tortillas, fill the thing with shredded cabbage and sriracha, roll it up and you'll have an entire day's worth of fiber and the worst burrito you've ever had in your life. Follow me for more tips and tricks.

I got banned from the running subreddit for “excessive reporting of LLM-generated content”. The dead internet is here and it has foot soldiers.

This is so obvious that any attempt at alternate explanation is laughable. Even his supporters aren’t happy when he talks! He doesn’t make them miserable at *him* but he does make them miserable. 10 years!

I need a primary care doctor to explain to me what goes through their head when they refer someone w sciatica to a neurologist. I need to understand your mind.

The people emphatic that running ruins your joints always seem to have one thing in common

Spine surgeon scrubbing into revision number four

Imagine being the guy who invented putting a pencil behind your ear

just found out what a brazilian butt lift is and all I have to say is y’all need jesus

ACDF that improves no symptoms: 82 RVUs Cervical ablation leaving pt pain-free for 1 year: 4.5 RVUs Doing it for love of the game

Me when the doctor asks if she can use an AI scribe

Is anyone ever actually going to tell me which peptides I should inject or

RFK said I have to take you off your opioids

We are aware of the recent holodeck incident and want to be clear that what occurred does not reflect our values. We have convened a task force to review our simulation parameters with an equity lens. The holodeck will remain offline until we can ensure this does not happen again.

I am new glaukemflecken now. Make medical jokes for free. Have heard of hospital administrator? Never see patients, love money, haha

How many times do Americans have to tell you at the ballot box that they want a ballroom and not healthcare before you believe them

Why are we spending so much time discussing the health benefits of raw milk when we could be talking about Lumbar Radiofrequency Ablation?

funniest possible outcome is they finally build the ballroom and it immediately fails at why they’re saying they need to build the ballroom now

Buying a home as a medical student really isn’t that big a deal once you take out a loan from your dad‘s business

Miss me w that “second sleep” bullshit, humans are meant to sleep in a single unbroken eleven hour period.

If you don’t understand that the literal point of all this stuff is to get you stop believing anything you see or hear online so the powerful have plausible deniability, IDK what to tell you. They wrote a very famous book about it.

I think those 6 beers might have been drugged

Wife thanked me for being the provider for the family and I corrected her that I’m a doctor

I love capitalism

LinkedIn is wild. Wtf are people doing out there.

Dang all you have to do is “borrow” $300k+ in 2026 dollars from “friends and family” and you too can invent billing software masquerading as patient care.

The British are great when they use different words for things (garden > yard, holiday > vacation) and very stupid when they just change the spelling. From now on we will not recognize British spellings and they must use new words instead. Colour -> Tinct Harbour -> Boatnook Oesophagus -> Swunnel

I believe that in medicine we should do things that work and not do things that don’t work.

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to pay your coupon rate.

Why is no one talking about Bitcoin?

Went to the gallbladder surgeon and all he wanted to talk about was taking my gallbladder out.

1) Tell patient you can fix all their pain 2) Perform spinal fusion 3) Tell patient “this was never intended to fix your pain, you will need to be on medication for the rest of your life” 4) Refer to pain management 5) Repeat until retirement You have just completed an orthopedic spine fellowship

“Why do you feel that this 85 year old patient would not be a good candidate for hydrocodone?” “Because it would interact with their Xanax” “Why are you prescribing them Xanax?” “Because they’re anxious about their pain”

An interesting fact about temperature nociceptors is that they are much sensitive to *changes* in temperature than they are to temperature itself. So if you fall into a vat of molten steel, you will actually only feel pain very briefly until your skin reaches equilibrium with the surrounding liquid.

One simple mistake many people make that can lead to back pain is ramming your car into another car at 75 miles per hour.

I suffer from diabetes and COPD and morbid obesity and I need a medication so it doesn’t hurt when I fall down the stairs three times per week

Every real example I’ve been shown of agentic AI just makes say “holy shit I can’t believe humans were being paid to do that”

Once you’ve been rear-ended 3+ times, we may have exited the realm of “bad luck”

Need to get my Vioxx tattoo covered up before I run for senate.

They should make a Guinness that has booze in it

Mike Johnson every time Trump opens his mouth

Whether you like it or not, it‘s extremely easily to use LLMs in a non-obvious way, which says everything that you think it does about people who are incapable of doing even that.