Why is no one talking about Bitcoin?

Went to the gallbladder surgeon and all he wanted to talk about was taking my gallbladder out.

1) Tell patient you can fix all their pain 2) Perform spinal fusion 3) Tell patient “this was never intended to fix your pain, you will need to be on medication for the rest of your life” 4) Refer to pain management 5) Repeat until retirement You have just completed an orthopedic spine fellowship

“Why do you feel that this 85 year old patient would not be a good candidate for hydrocodone?” “Because it would interact with their Xanax” “Why are you prescribing them Xanax?” “Because they’re anxious about their pain”

An interesting fact about temperature nociceptors is that they are much sensitive to *changes* in temperature than they are to temperature itself. So if you fall into a vat of molten steel, you will actually only feel pain very briefly until your skin reaches equilibrium with the surrounding liquid.

One simple mistake many people make that can lead to back pain is ramming your car into another car at 75 miles per hour.

I suffer from diabetes and COPD and morbid obesity and I need a medication so it doesn’t hurt when I fall down the stairs three times per week

Every real example I’ve been shown of agentic AI just makes say “holy shit I can’t believe humans were being paid to do that”

Once you’ve been rear-ended 3+ times, we may have exited the realm of “bad luck”

Need to get my Vioxx tattoo covered up before I run for senate.

They should make a Guinness that has booze in it

Mike Johnson every time Trump opens his mouth

Whether you like it or not, it‘s extremely easily to use LLMs in a non-obvious way, which says everything that you think it does about people who are incapable of doing even that.

DST is beloved by only the unemployed and the insane.

We should be raising taxes on the first $75,000, not lowering it

How am I supposed to explain Daylight Saving Time to my kids?

Not a fan of the NPC epithet in general, but if you use LLMs to do most of your talking and thinking for you at this point, not sure there’s a better word for it?

An interesting fact about temperature nociceptors is that they are much sensitive to *changes* in temperature than they are to temperature itself. So if you fall into a vat of molten steel, you will actually only feel pain very briefly until your skin reaches equilibrium with the surrounding liquid.

Posting this for no reason at all youtu.be/XiTgoRR3tbk?...

Those hydraulic press videos really got in under the AI slop wire.

I'm begging anyone using an AI scribe to read your own dog shit notes and feel just a little bit of shame about how stupid you look in a patient's medical record.

Google adding a “wrong all the time” section to search results, Apple’s unbelievably bad text summaries… the Tech Giants are all sacrificing their core businesses to protect us from AI. We should salute them

The thing that’s really breaking the brains of people in tech is how much of an emperor has no clothes situation AI is. “The thing that sucks at everything is doing my job three times better than me” is not a thought that can be held in someone’s head without a huge amount of dissonance.

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One simple mistake many people make that can lead to back pain is ramming your car into another car at 75 miles per hour.

What ever happened to Wellbutrin? Never see it anymore.

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Midwesterners get so reverent about low temps, but -10 feels exactly the same as 30 lol

Wife asked for a snow day movie and would not accept that the only correct answer is The Thing.

poke as a medical procedure has been shown to be twice as efficacious as pill with half the risk of cut

At least we got rid of genocide joe

What does this mean for the abundance agenda

your top 5 home cooked breakfasts of 2025, wrapped 5. june 11- two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper, eaten over the sink 4. september 3- two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper, eaten over the sink 3. february 23- two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper, eaten over the sink 2. november 14- two h

When are we going to start focusing on Bitcoin again

The other doctor said you would grant me the power to resist death itself

Removing ChatGPT slop as a Reddit mod is one of the last remaining ways I have to exercise control over my environment

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Mo by dick, mo problems

Woke up this morning and found “Hogwarts Billy Madison” on my nightstand notepad.

Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations

Tripling the gabapentin dose on a patient experiencing word-finding difficulties is certainly a choice.

Noooooooooooo

“Why do you feel that this 85 year old patient would not be a good candidate for hydrocodone?” “Because it would interact with their Xanax” “Why are you prescribing them Xanax?” “Because they’re anxious about their pain”

My main transition to adulthood has been going from ironically liking the peanuts holiday specials to actually liking them

If your app delivers an unexpected push notification, I will recoil in disgust and treat it the same way I would treat waking up to a friendly spider on my face

I want to know who the hell is choosing a dinner plate here