CPR is approved for moderate to severe ventricular fibrillation. Ask your doctor if CPR is right for you.

Doctor LLMs don't want you to know this one weird trick

Getting a picture of the spine and being surprised that it says “degenerative change” is like being surprised that it says “bones”

i think we should show a little more gratitude for artificial preservatives. food not going bad so quickly rocks

PCP has pt on 4 agents for sleep/RLS…has never checked iron…ferritin of 6…what are we doing chat

PCP’s A.I. scribe turns “degenerative disc disease at the L3-4 level” to “one of his lumbar discs is three-quarters damaged” This shit literally may make me leave the profession.

bit of an eccentric opinion but i believe everyone should know the phonetic alphabet and i think everyone should start shouting in it a half millisecond after anyone mishears anything

What an interesting and nuanced strategy that I am sure has been consistent across many diverse situations.

Public school bus drivers are the best patients and possibly the best people I interact with on a regular basis.

What is the life expectancy for ESRD + bipolar disorder + persistent cocaine use

its so funny to feed your body stuff like Hard Seltzer and Smart Ones and Cheez-It and then act like it's betraying you when you reach the outcome you've requested

Philadelphia should probably give up on the whole “sports” thing.

New healthcare model to reduce burnout involves replacing patients with A.I.

Primary care NP referred a bedbound 94yo patient w tailbone pain to me telling them they would get a steroid shot, does the class have any guesses what a physical exam demonstrated as the cause of their pain?

Stop trying to give people healthcare. They don’t want healthcare. They would rather kill you where you stand than have healthcare.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

I’ll tell you one thing, I would never get killed by listeria

My most conservative opinion is that if you are a grown adult, I expect you to know why you are taking any medication you are taking.

i doordashed buffalo wild wings to my medbed but it incorporated them into my body like the fly

AI scribes are great bc instead of an assessment and plan you have a gobbledygook paragraph summarizing the patient’s thoughts on what is wrong with them “the patient can feel her disc coming out her skin” okay good thank you

There are special pills your doctor won’t give you. Special pills that only help, with no risk. They won’t give them to you because they hate you. If you research them on the internet and ask for them, then they will give them to you.

Please don’t put “electrocution” in the past medical history of an alive person

If you put an allergy to contrast dye on someone’s chart that says “elevates blood pressure”, I assume that you hate them and want them to die.

What’s the deal w bird watchers You just pick an animal and watch it What’s up w that, why

I’ve been put on a PIP that involves me never saying “impossibly thin iPhone Air” to a patient

Can we please focus on the real story of the day, the impossibly thin iPhone Air

Do you think the NRA will hold a rally there

an article asking whether it's feminist to use AI? i will get right around to reading that, but first, would you join me in the cellar for a moment? i have a lovely new cask of sherry of dubious origin i'd like your opinion on

Why is anyone still getting gastric bypass surgery

Have a headache during pregnancy? Have you considered High Dose Opioids?

What happened in January 2025 lol

It’s v interesting how many medical students have adult onset ADHD. Should look into this.

lmao they actually did it

this meal gave me pancreatitis btw

had a pt w electromagnetic hypersensitivity diagnosis on my schedule today but they no showed presumably they didn’t get our appointment reminder text message

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

“I am not impressed by the level of stenosis present” I am not impressed by your attitude buddy

Eating raw oysters is an example of the sort of thing I will do without a functioning public health apparatus to tell me not to.

“It says that your MRI was denied because you haven’t done physical therapy” “Yes” “Did you do physical therapy after that?” “No” “Okay” “Can you order an MRI?”

Why is anyone still taking warfarin

“You may be just a cog, but you’re a rare and expensive cog.“

Newsom reminds me of this guy (complimentary)

Never in 1 million years would it occur to me to name a syndrome after myself, why on earth would I want that

Honestly can’t think of a bigger red flag than not liking mayonnaise.

I finally did it, I asked radiology to rule out severe hip OA on a patient with a total arthroplasty.

I’m not going to stop eating carbs just so I can live longer in a life without carbs.

Newsom is fine he’s just not nationally electable. Democrats need to accept that they need a Large Midwestern Man.

How do I block anyone following >1k accounts

Why would I not want to retain fluid, fluid makes me live

Being an orthopedist is the best job bc you can just tell people their pain is coming from a different bone sorry that will be $50