I have #prosopagnosia and fully endorse this post.

One hour until the debut of Bad Pedophile.

I have a theory that the real power in most polycules belongs to the house cats

Here is how I appealed the suspension. It took them about an hour to respond. All in all I was down for about 4 hours.

Another casualty that definitely isn't connected to the Bluesky CEO's ongoing meltdown. Totally just a coincidence.

is british trader joe’s tradeur joues

A group of apocalypses is called a "Buffy."

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I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting. Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...

EFF's newest t-shirt just dropped: "Let's Sue the Government!" Because... sometimes you have to 🧑‍⚖️ Grab one today: shop.eff.org/products/le...

What was your first experience of having communication with strangers moderated on the Internet? I barely used BBSs, so for me it was chatrooms. The first one that really stuck in my head was an MSN bisexual chatroom, where the rules told me that "fruit loops" was inappropriate.

Happy Amazon Prime Day! Amazon collects mountains of data about how you use the service, but there is a setting you can change to make it harder for the company to use that data to sell you more things. #OptOutOctober www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

I do find it hilarious how they immediately backtracked after this and deleted the comment

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

they’re banning all the funny people on bluesky; don’t worry, you should be safe at least 🥹

I think the Dem governors and mayors can and should do more, legally and nonviolently. some ideas off the top of my head - order DOT to close roads near ICE facilities - conduct routine power and water maintenance to facilities - mire them in endless legal knots - refuse any support whatsoever

I just got done talking about your mom, and here she cums again. 🍽️🍲 #ThisJokeIsPansexual 🌈🩷💛💙

The dishes are only dirty when they talk about your mom.

Mars was the Roman god of war. That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.' Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices. That’s why we have Marshall’s.

I get my steps in by going back to get what I forgot and forgetting what I forgot again.

Why can't I be on the timeline with 3D printed spine replacements? Anyone have directions to get there? 🗺️

I have had to remind myself not to bristle at strangers so much, lately. But seriously, WTF is with every gas station clerk in Havasu City going overboard on terms of endearment like "honey"? 😬 I can't stand it!!!!!

yup🤣

The president of Puerto Rico is on every page of the Epstein Files.

I gotta find time to hack some HTML together so I can find myself, when capitalism, greed, or other forms of evil ruin another one my hangouts. 🙄🖕 mstdn.party/@Saintless

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

This is what they've done.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

If bluesky fails, y'all can find me over in the Amazon reviews

Bring Link back to BlueSky (!!!). I spoke to him for a few months back at @motherjones.com for an as-told-to piece, here's an excerpt in his own words. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

hop in loser we're gonna pretend it's not the end of the world

Day 4 of small, daily steps to gain control of your digital privacy. I'm gonna play catch-up, and see if I missed anything.

Welcome to Opt Out October, our collection of tips to slowly break free from online surveillance and throw sand in the gears of overreaching large tech companies. Today’s tip is about establishing good online security fundamentals. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

i love the domino effect of trans people asking the moderation team to take harassment of trans people seriously and instead decided to perma ban a black guy who was one of the earliest users here

So… Łink’s account is permabanned from Bluesky’s appview, but also gets banned from: WhiteWind Skylight Bluescreen Flashes Basically all ATproto apps/projects? WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS PROJECT THEN?

I put together a bed with 3,726 parts by myself Please cheer

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. In the streams and mountains lead to a body of water the conjurers had deemed off limits to the people, for

Imagine banning Link but not Jesse Singal tho :/

like it genuinely explains a lot of what is happening and why people are so cruel and so unquestioning. i really feel that. (my book Wild Faith gets into this also. obligatory plug.)

i do not respect this belief but it is enlightening to wrap your head around the fact that a significant number of your political rivals believe you are literally in league with satan, and act with concomitant zeal and brutality

If I have to deal with my bones breaking down, why can't my body do something useful with them, like wolverine frogs do? 🤔🐸

Oh boy, there´s much worse and it´s real. The wolverine frog is kinda hairy but more importantly breaks it´s own bones to create claws. www.youtube.com/shorts/M-Z_d...

Imo this is the all-time winner in that category

Relatively sane people shouldn't.

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

this is what they’re taking from you

Using AI to deepfake an orgasm

Sorry, I didn’t mean to save your skeet.