I was doing my genealogy the other day to see if I had any direct ancestors who were Canadian citizens (because of the recent rule change for citizenship now being any direct descendant) and instead I found a random Walloon and Damon has been normal about it since

Given that I can't self-destruct through drugs anymore, I thought making a bluesky account would be a close alternative.

I love being unproblematic and perfect all the time

Oh hey. I still exist. 1 year on T btw

Holy fuck it's winter and I forgot that snow plows beeped. Fuck my life.

Has anyone tried to push Senator Palpatine to the left?

I really thought the US government unlocked itself weeks ago.. Damn.

Holy fuck it's snowing

No I'm not going to get a 3D printer just so I can make figurines of all the Mario power ups I've used. That would be crazy.

Okay, yes Mario Galaxy 2 pales in comparison to the first one and all the new power ups and gimmicks suck but cloud Mario will live in my heart forever.

Reconnected to my autistic heritage today, ate an Eggo. Truly, a delicacy.

Every single day I thank god for making me alive and conscious during 2008. What a year.

Its too beautiful to be real.

Hot flashes in the winter Hot flashes in the fall But the best hot flashes Are the ones that don't fucking happen at all 🔪 #Day6NoT

#A99EE3

As a transgender, I didn't even know people were supposed to be aware of me this month

ur never gonna escape samsara like that, playboy

Imagine having the juice to post tho

I hate when people call others antisemitic for not wanting Palestinian kids to die

meat pocket

Shitting, crying, throwing up:

i just think that handsome men should not be straight

Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.

#813ACB

Bluesky rn

I love how I'm the only Damon ever to use this app ever, in its entire history, so when people mention a dude named Damon we all know who they're talking about.

everybody transgender

Okay, "commiefornia" is a banger.

Behind every successful man is an aloof wife and a shit ton of Etsy witches

Okay I love you guys but if I hear the term "blue wave" one more time I'm gonna kms

I would post the video but I don't do public humiliation.

Brb being medically detransed by the crown.

BuT tHe PiPeLiNeS!

Mario and pizza pockets will fix me.

I transitioned into a guy because I just really wanted to know what its like to walk around at night and not move out of anyone's way.

to gender is human to transgender divine

With each passing day without the Cat Pics feed, bluesky has strayed from the light.

Can we normalize eating a raw onion like an apple?

Can't wait to not be overwhelmed by my body just like Existing.

In addition to a stimulant, I think all ADHDers should be prescribed a wristwatch with the date and time displayed js

I'm sorry, has she not read a single article about any trans person ever? Is her wifi disconnected? Does she not go outside?

"Like its predecessor, Super Mario Galaxy 2 has been considered one of the greatest video games of all time by critics." WHICH CRITICS!? IM INSULTED.

I wish I could send anonymous hate mail like its Tumblr in 2009.

Me and who

Pokemon - The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back Frame 908/13799 Caption: Stronger even than Mew. Timestamp: 00:05:01.935

Pokemon - The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back Frame 894/13799 Caption: I am the strongest Pokémon in the world! Timestamp: 00:04:57.419

Mods, I am begging you to ban me.

31 Days of Mimikyu Day 20!! Haunter!!! The hands are magnetic!!!