Imagine being wanted

I am so panicked that people are going to stop buying books right now. And I don’t just say this because I have a book coming out in April. I am saying this also because indie bookstores are doing a lot of protest support work and need the business. And my friends have books coming out too.

I like how Power Rangers is full of useful life lessons, like teamwork is important, and it’s good to give people second chances, and “the most flawed human is better than the most perfect machine” Yes that is an actual quote.

(Elves worried for the Dwarves) Oh, where are you going? So late in returning The river is flowing The stars are all burning... Come back to the Valley, haha The stars are all brighter than silvering treasure The moon is far whiter than gems without measure. ...Come back to the valley...

(Elves meeting the dwarves) Oh, what are you doing? And where are you going? Your ponies need shoeing The river is flowing. Come tra la la Lally. Come down to the valley, ha ha!

I got promoted, and now an uneducated 19 year old who is too mentally ill to be a cop (his dream) spends most of his time trying to undermine and backstab me.

I am in the wrong line of work. It's so cursed.

It's amazing how rude these professors are being. What a neat time to be in college!

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1) keys/ all zones unlock 2) earrings /sunglasses +3 perception set 3) a modified Casio F-91 W 4) Pocket electric screwdriver with a 64 bits 5) a .7mm G-2 Gel Pen

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I love you. Good night.

I would like a job as Ted Lieu's anger translator.

I hate this. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Is it normally okay to use Perlla for writing citations in a college paper? @samlmontano.bsky.social

anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this

Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction

next up is @meatcvnt.bsky.social with Let's Learn About Nuthatches!

Yal nerds are snowed in, and you haven't even started kissing your homies yet...

Hot bath 2 CBD Prerolls Legs shaved Forearms shaved

Naming a thing—makes the invisible seen. Now reading: Aporophobia: Why We Reject the Poor Instead of Helping Them

Had to do some rearranging, but i think this setup is good

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

for the moment

Secretary Stereotypes Every. Single. Time. I post a picture of her.

Brought home a very reasonable 2.5 pounds of shrinkwrapped French butter in my suitcase, as you do

Bagh Da tuHmoh ... fire streaks the heavens. ChojaH Duh rHo ... battle has begun. Bagh Da tuHmoh. ChojaH Duh rHo. ylja'Qo' ylja'Qo' ylja'Qo

I am 30 seconds away from going insane

so true

Is there a serious lack of scholarly research articles on physical access security controls and security guards, or am I just looking wrong?

Can't wait for the James Bond movie after the American Empire falls. A bunch of sexy girls with sledgehammers destroying various American monuments. (Goldeneye has an insane opening)

Every member of ice hides their face because what they're doing is so shameful they are a generational curse upon their families. Generations from now people are going to be deeply ashamed they have a relative in the Gestapo. Your whole bloodline is cursed because of you.

Aaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Went to work, Trained a trainee Made potatoes Took meds Washed shirt Attended a lecture seminar Took 2 quizzes Wrote two papers Showered brushed teeth In bed... night night time.

baseball is a soccervania

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Guess I'll post this again

Hey, this isn't normal. These are very hard times, and people aren't made of stone. Please check in on your friends.

minnesota has a right to defend itself

Your conservative friends are lying. They aren't friends. Cut them off immediately.