Been crying for hours.

There is chilled wine waiting for her when she gets home.

Update I brought her a dozen roses to her workplace while she was at work. We've also scheduled two sessions of marriage counseling at least.

I'm very scared and sad. I don't want to lose my wife. I love her more than anything.

Sesquipedalianism is such a wonderfully pedantic word

Looking into April like… 🪶 🌵

Let's enjoy The Man From Uncle costar David McCallum's music that was sampled by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, and many others. youtu.be/y05mMRJrUnE?...

This year, I will not be the April Fool.

NPR art director and illustrator Jackie Lay tells the story of Hatshepsut, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest pharaohs in Egypt's history — but whose legacy was erased for over 3,000 years. n.pr/4s4KBOO

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! The world would be incomplete without you💎🌸🤍🌸💎

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The NYT is actively harming trans people. Intentionally. Now. Are you going to help us stop them? Or are you just in the way?

the waves 🔊⚡️

once again, it should be enough that trans people are being harmed without bringing everyone else into it. we are more than canaries in the coalmine, and you should be able to care about our rights even if they don’t affect yrs personally. this is a human rights issue, period

Picked this gem up. 24 hours long. libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

Time to play the game "Can I tell this professor I am Trans?" *46 minutes into the lecture, he's lecturing about Judo-Christian values for no reason* "No!!!!"

i think you should support trans women on the basis that discrimination against us hurts us. when things are done to hurt us we feel it. we feel pain. we are real people. we want to be treated fairly right now, not in the future, but now, because it hurts now.

Had to report my abusive boss for telling me to shut up in front of a trainee and the client today for having the audacity to tell the trainee what key opens which door. I'll probably get fired for complaining.

i am both.

Hey guess what. I’m writing a shark book. 🦈

If you're in Manhattan today, keep your eyes out for these sidewalk chalk memorials for the 146 victims of the Triangle Factory Fire. The Chalk Project was started by Ruth Sergel in 2004 and is now organized by the Tenement Museum.

All I have to contextualize all these female emotions are Dragon Ball Z references

🎧 “Connection lost, the screen is blue There's nothing left for me and you Build up, faster, faster Reboot, rewind, leave it all behind”

New book orders for my next classes

I'm currently in the National Society for Leadership and Success, the Order of the Sword and the Shield and Alpha Phi Sigma. I have made the Dean and Chancellor's list consistently.

*my movie proposal*

God gave some people tits and some people no tits. Samuel Estrogen made them all equal

I did therapy.

I can't wait! libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

Me, age 10: GODZILLA VS. MEGALON is the greatest movie ever made. Me, age 20: GODZILLA VS. MEGALON is silly and juvenile, and a clear low point of the series. Me, today: GODZILLA VS. MEGALON is the greatest movie ever made.

Who are you without context to others? Who are you when you are truly alone? Do you even know? It is a deeper truth that only isolation can give. These false social constructs we build, such as male and female feed a false ego imposed on the individual by existing power dynamics.

What’s at stake in the fight against age verification is not just a single bill in a single state. It’s about whether “protecting children” becomes a legal pretext for embedding government control online that reinforces specific moral and religious worldviews. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Don't stand next to ropes under strain. It can kill you.

I don't see a lot of people talking about the environmental effects of exploding and sinking oil tankers in the ocean, and while it's hardly the only problem it's one that we are going to have to continue to reckon with for a long time. hard to do remediation in a war zone!

took me like two minutes total. don’t have to talk to anybody, don’t have to make a phone call, just have to write what you can about how payment processors shouldn’t control what consumers can buy and hit send. that’s it all hands on deck yall, this could make a huge difference

I'm doing the math here, and it doesn't look good for Godzilla. For a 40,000-ton creature to jump 10 miles high in one leap, pushing off over 10 meters, it would need roughly: 630,000,000,000 newtons of force That's: 630 billion newtons.