Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

When people talk about how rough things are for them, dork ass losers like Stancil and this moron will pop out of nowhere to scold them with "actually you're not struggling, you're just too stupid to realize how good you have it" and then be shockedpikachu.jpg when people find them offputting

Thinking about the term "loved ones" but like H.P. Lovecraft's The Great Old Ones

lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!

It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life

Can’t do anything in power. Can’t do anything out of power. Weirdly they’re the only party that never has any power or voice, regardless of the situation

The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab

Liberals constantly say they’ll vote for 99% Hitler as a “lesser evil” yet in a situation where Maduro is a “lesser evil” to the alternative they prefer the 100% Hitler option

This is from TODAY: Top Democrat calls on Trump to expand oil tanker seizures to target Russia "Sen. Chris Coons (D-Del.) on Friday called on President Trump to expand the administration’s seizures of Venezuelan oil tankers to tankers coming from Russia."

Please put the US under sanctions. Cancel the LA Olympics. No international conferences.

There is a real Meeting of the Minds on the other site to defend Elon Musk's CSAM generation project

I haven't read The Chronicles of Narnia since I was a kid, have been doing that the last few days and this passage without context is pretty funny

The IHRA is an antisemitism-generator that redefines antisemitism to criminalize criticism of ethnic cleansing and apartheid. This is why genocide activists are typing in all-caps today ⬇️

I still maintain the single worst change Elon made in terms of pure user experience was updating replies to favor the people willing to pay for the blue checks instantly - overnight - reply sections changed from a font of creative riffing to a barren wasteland of the worst posts imaginable

Time to dust off one of the classics

will literally never forgive any of you that excused this, and used that bullshit 60k number for months. yall are fucking dead to me

Calling it now- this is the year of Yakub

the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is no longer the moderate position. putting them in the puzzle box from hellraiser is now the moderate position

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

butlerian jihad now

Real cool that the editorial position of the NYT is that Mamdani is an existential threat to Jews everywhere because of their twisted, bad faith interpretation of everything he says while the vociferously antisemitic MTG is just a sweet lil’ angel

good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein

I think a lot of people would be perfectly happy with illiberal policies (like the ones MTG continues to support for trans people, immigrants, women, free speech, you name it) as long as they can keep the uniparty, Morning Joe framework of politics they've lived with their whole lives

*anti-computer mouse lobbyist voice*

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

Once again thinking about the type of liberal who constantly said "not all Republicans are racist, but they all decided racism wasn't a dealbreaker" in Trump's first term (correctly btw) who have now decided that *fucking genocide* isn't a dealbreaker, and still act smugly superior

Matty told us who he was a long, long time ago:

So he's anti labor, anti homeless, anti trans, and pro billionaire? Have fun losing the next election, dumbass.

"rich asshole says something" just shouldn't be news.

BEARS HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

These two images of Chinese train driver Han Junjia were taken less than 30 years apart. Transformative change is possible when it is relentlessly pursued.

Charbonnet- he just like me fr

The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination. #WorldBollardAssociation

so this seems less about listening and responding to young voters, and more about getting influencers to spread an inauthentic and uninspiring message, further turning off young people from participating. This will then be used as evidence that aiming at young voters doesn’t work, rinse and repeat

Until we get a single Democratic elected at the national level, hell at any level, committing to anything -- truth and reconciliation, abolish ICE, let alone anything like Nuremberg -- it's all wishcasting that has lower odds of happening than anything previously dismissed as "ponies" or "unicorns."

the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?

"Ally, why are you angry all the time?" Because once I realized this, I couldn't stop feeling rage that we just...let people starve.

New tattoo day!

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

it’s actually crazy to be like ‘do not try to improve the material conditions of anyone’s life as an elected official, that is very damaging’

the president of the united states

Trust nobody not even yourself

A lotta people gonna be like "why didnt Biden release this info?!?" It's an understandable response but you gotta get thru that comforting outrage response to insist: same reason they didn't prosecute the man in a quick or effective manner. They didnt want to.

“Whether it’s activists or the White House” is such a dumb person trying to sound smart line. On one hand you have the greatest accumulation of state power coalesced into a nuclear surveillance state, and on the other you have people who call me a loser on line.

the virgin, the chad