Need to think of a way to get a tattoo of a rat around my head that conveys that im in a Ratatouille situation

going after a somali representative while her community is being targeted by stormtroopers for the crime of not voting in a uncontested primary is something I would not be caught dead doing.

the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor he’s the kind of guy they get training from the whole institution is rotten, throw it out

It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.

the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.

obama only hurt people i don't care about. what a guy

they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)

i can't believe people are saying democrats are complicit, that's so crazy, now to take a big sip of water and google who originally appointed this nazi

Banh Mi is probably my GOAT, but literally any sandwich on focaccia will have me acting unwise. French Dip is also hard to beat (its where I got the idea to dip my Banh Mi into Pho, which is the greatest decadence I've ever known)

Israel's murder of Hind Rajab did indeed pretty much literally prove this true. Then when we got all the evidence, they considered promoting the guy who gave the order to spokesperson of the Israeli army.

american liberals are fine with millions of deportations as long as they happen quietly and the police don't hurt any white people. proud of it, really

yeah why don't you losers prosecute the ice guy yourself. or withhold funding for dhs yourself. grow a pair and commence your own impeachment proceedings. also i have early-onset dementia

“They need better training” is just the liberal way of wanting nothing to change but also wanting to feel good about nothing changing

Hi, I'm a freelance Democratic party strategist in your mentions. After we protect trans rights by banning them from sports, we should move on to protecting abortion rights by restricting bodily autonomy. Next, we'll reign in ICE by getting tough on the border.

"It’s hard to be an opposition party when you refuse to oppose the blatantly illegal and immoral things being done by the opposition."

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

Holy fuck they actually did it

Here he is mocking Noem for not being cruel enough. You genuinely cannot make this stuff up. Dozens of Democrats voting to praise ICE, sponsoring the Laken Riley Act, hugging and laughing with Rubio. These people are walking us off the cliff.

You have to look past the fact that this is an attempt to project confidence and power and see it for what it is: an open admission of weakness and desperation. Strong people don’t act like this. Weaklings who wish they were strong do.

I was still speaking to my dad in 2020 when George Floyd was killed. I called him the day after and talked to him about it. He had seen the video and thought it was absolutely awful and morally repugnant. Three days later, he was posting Candace Owens conspiracies about how Floyd was on drugs.

"erm we can't get a conviction." fucking arrest the guy. perp walk him as a spectacle to make sure his name and face are broadcast around the world. make them fight his way out of jail. be so loud and obnoxious about it that it plants that seed of doubt in every ICE agent's head

I've been watching them pull this shit over and over. They work like carjackers, boxing people in and then trying to drag them out of their car so no matter what you do, they can claim to fear for their lives and shoot. There are SO MANY videos of this.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Democrats have been helping load that gun for years, they handed it to Republicans and the inevitable happened, but drooling morons like this are still more mad at random people online social media than they are at any elected official

there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.

I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.

man it's so awesome that state force can apparently only ever be deployed against people protesting cruelty and never against the ones causing the cruelty

the answer is “they wanted to do it and they don’t experience consequences for doing it” i do not know how stupid a democrat has to be to not understand that but it is disqualifying

Hours ago:

Cut and dry murder. Arrest the officer right now.

Seriously, read this: "'Waiting for the facts' means waiting to develop a cover story. It means waiting for story to blow over. It means waiting until 'But that was seven months ago! Get over it!' becomes a legitimate excuse." web.archive.org/web/20140901...

I honestly don’t think there’s a single figure in American history who has fundamentally shifted the way I understand the world I live in more radically than Fred Hampton. once you know the story you can’t un-know it and you see it repeated everywhere

it’s so important to approach an unpredictable situation with a chill attitude

Nah nah nah, it's not a Lord of the Rings issue, you'll see the right wing deeply misunderstand Star Trek, Star Wars, the Expanse, a Song of Ice and Fire, the entire bibliography of Philip K Dick, and any writing that involves satire and subtlety as well.

Every four years the US is forced to choose between a fascist and a conservative while the newspapers claim politics has gone too far to the left

second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry

What a year huh

don't be ridiculous

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

When people talk about how rough things are for them, dork ass losers like Stancil and this moron will pop out of nowhere to scold them with "actually you're not struggling, you're just too stupid to realize how good you have it" and then be shockedpikachu.jpg when people find them offputting

Thinking about the term "loved ones" but like H.P. Lovecraft's The Great Old Ones

lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!

It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life