I made a new t-shirt that I think has an important message about the future and also about friendship and i think maybe you will like it roryblank.bigcartel.com

Alice & Ape III from Arm Wrestling (1985)

this is also what i learned from plucky duck

cannot stop saying "dude heck yes, pebguins" to myself

The way you said McDonald’s $5 Meal Deals don’t make any sense and that they offer the customer TOO much savings was awesome, Data. You can go to your trailer. Worf, try to avoid saying the $5 Meal Deal dishonors the executives’ families, or really anyone’s families

meme-ento guy has tattoos on his arms reminding him he can has cheezburger

To me all labia are majora and some masks too

Looking at the Criterion Channel menu at 10:41pm after a small edible.

the opposite of "fromsoft" is "to hard". which interesting because that's what their games are

new version of the advert:

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Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.

Came across this again, drawn in about 2018? 2019?

Mancubus has a terrifying secret

The "Great" Outdoor's? Heh. Hard Pass. This Is @play.date We Only Play The Real Sh*t !! Semper Games

Ladies and gentlemen 2026

Yeah let's trade our unimpeachable market dominance for something really dumb

What do you MEAN Saddam Hussein stole a Muppet

???? If it helps gas prices he should absolutely do this

eventually he was executed

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

ot by the Coward Robert Ford

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

Took this as a joke but it's legitimately one of the best pics I've taken of his cosplay sorry

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Kan-chan, a pink penguin who is often mistaken an enema, is the mascot for Ichijiku enemas.

awesome ads

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

oh my god this is extremely funny

wife calls me rowan atkinson the way i Mist Her Bean. for the purpose of this skeet please pretend i have a wife

Have we considered widening?