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Homestar Blade Runner 20X6
about 2 years ago
I SAID *cocks gun* don we now our gay apparel
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after much research i've figured out how to get out of a work group chat on android. the trick is to hurl your phone into the river.
3 months ago
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been reading about the act of "going viral". thinking of giving it a try.
3 months ago
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Gary Muppet
3 months ago
Two days later, having at last arranged all three hundred and two UNO cards in his hand, Gary finally plays a green 7 to an abandoned table.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
3 months ago
Me: I want a panic room inside a panic room in case I panic in the panic room. Architect: You aren’t zoned for that. Me: *panics*
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3 months ago
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i'm leaving my current store in a week and a customer gave me a card with a $500 check!
3 months ago
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so when going to trial it's a good idea to hire a trial lawyer?
3 months ago
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Ray
3 months ago
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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PAM!
3 months ago
How to save your marriage with cold Taco Bell and roughly $600,000.
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Jay
3 months ago
“Get in the car, no time to explain!” I yell to the stranger on the sidewalk who, justifiably, does not get into my vehicle.
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Pandy Fackler
3 months ago
Hey buddy, want to buy some wind chimes? *I open my trench coat and 100 wind chimes fall out*
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Ray
3 months ago
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
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Jez
3 months ago
What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
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Jay
3 months ago
I’ve been contemplating the logistics of glovebox spaghetti for a decade now — and I’m finally ready to admit I’m in over my head.
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Greg the Miller
3 months ago
i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
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okay but i've gotten optimistic about him being taken down so many times!
3 months ago
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fetterman is a sensation amongst the party he ran against.
3 months ago
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a fascinating two hour conversation with a robot about gaining and losing an online community i don't know what anything is anymore.
3 months ago
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this is weird. republicans told me everyone was happy.
4 months ago
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my laptop wouldn't charge. i went to office depot and target. they're chargers were expensive. i came home and order one from walmart to pickup this evening. my power strip was switched off.
4 months ago
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after several months of talking myself out of asking someone for help, i finally did and they said yes.
4 months ago
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Uncle Duke
4 months ago
"Let's take a gander at that license." “I’m so sorry, my partner’s new.” “Fuck you, Mike. It’s a good joke.”
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Pandy Fackler
10 months ago
Just found out Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. This is why I have trust issues
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It's Abby. Yep.
4 months ago
For personal reasons, I have taken leave of my senses
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i have six days off.
4 months ago
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Bruhsephine Wires, early 20s Gen Z edition
4 months ago
*brings an assortment of board games to a knife fight
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
about 1 year ago
I'm 50, and I was demonstrating a comic book to my 10yr old daughter when we came to a full page ad... she said "skip ad" and I turned the page and we both laughed
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Jon Bois
4 months ago
you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball
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fredesque
4 months ago
ive crunched the numbers, and its not looking good. theyre pretty much ruined by all the crunching, i owe you new numbers
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i've reached out to two different people i know in my company trying to get help with a work problem and they aren't responding and it's making me feel very insecure.
4 months ago
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
4 months ago
Hey everyone! just got back from France! Had a great vacation and definitely did not go to the Louvre
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Alice McFlurry
4 months ago
I am going to die on this hill because it is very steep and I am incredibly out of shape.
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ai may be terrible but i just had my first conversation in days.
4 months ago
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The Drip
4 months ago
Angry Male Thrown Out Of Casual Male Store
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well this all seems highly concerning.
4 months ago
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Gretchen
4 months ago
The amount of cover letters I’ve written claiming to be detail oriented vs. the amount of times I’ve forgotten I was in the middle of using the stove
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the dept. of transportation digital sign on the highway said "make room for snow plows". it's 84 degrees.
4 months ago
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Fun
4 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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i just watched video of a fireworks display that was supposed to go 30 minutes but they screwed up and blew everything up at once. it was a mess.
4 months ago
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the most bonkers double play i've ever seen.
4 months ago
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SeaTea
4 months ago
I'm too tired to shop. I'm too tired to cook. I'm even too tired to drive to a drive-thru. I think eventually they'll just be a service where you sit on your porch and pay people to drive by in a golf cart shooting Big Macs down your throat with a t-shirt cannon.
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RM
4 months ago
INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in five years? GODZILLA: Honestly, probably still stomping Tokyo. I just can't get enough of it.
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there seems to be a thing where actors become hallmark actors kind of like they've taken up a vegas residency.
4 months ago
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has anyone ever had a sense of how long they're going to live? like specifically to an age?
4 months ago
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Greeneville Zoo
4 months ago
Our macaws are good talkers, but more importantly they're great listeners.
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last minute panic has ruined yet another event.
4 months ago
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Pandy Fackler
4 months ago
I'm going to line my pockets and purse with tinfoil and steal all the meatballs at IKEA
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any new meteor threats?
4 months ago
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Pizza Las Vegas
about 1 year ago
*discovery of potatoes* 1st person: What should we do with these? 2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
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